Jordan Kruger @SIMwidow

If it's cheesy, I'll love it. As long as it's not food. Cheese is fattening. Alberta Joined July 2011

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Jordan Kruger @SIMwidow

2 years ago

How do I find Nic Cage and tell him I love him and have seen a solid 80% of his movies and I love him and want to be friends?

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Jordan Kruger @SIMwidow

6 years ago

I'm all caught up on @dadwroteaporno and now I have to wait a whole week between chapters, like a plebe.

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Jordan Kruger @SIMwidow

6 years ago

Wait, how do I Twitter again??

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Your YEG Industry @yegindustry

7 years ago

Many of us struggle with substance abuse and addictions. It’s rare to see anyone get help and it’s even rarer to see someone in our industry get help. Nathan Richards of @OnTheRocksEdm and live Edmonton live music pioneer is seeking treatment. Remember we’re all in this together.

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Jordan Kruger @SIMwidow

8 years ago

While I’m at it, why the fuck I gotta do 30 in a “playground zone” when there’s no playground? Just a big, empty UNOPENED soccer field behind a goddamn retirement home!!!! #yeg #yegtraffic @CityofEdmonton

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Jordan Kruger @SIMwidow

8 years ago

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say no one with any pull in the #Yeg municipal government uses #Yegtransit. Specifically not #centurypark. I can tell by the ridiculous parking lot. #moneygrab #greedyfuckers

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Jordan Kruger @SIMwidow

8 years ago

Watching #ScottPilgrim with the fam. If @chrisevans made #Snowpiercer a real movie, I’d be first in line.

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Pia Guerra @PiaGuerra

8 years ago

Hero’s Welcome. #guncontrol #Parkland

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Jordan Kruger @SIMwidow

8 years ago

Tonight at work Coworkers: Oh, you look really pretty tonight! Me: You like the makeup? Good. Because it’ll be the same makeup in the morning.

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Meg Shorette @MegShorette

8 years ago

It takes so little to impress and thrill us as a nation in 2017. We are literally rejoicing because a known pedophile wasn't re-elected to public office in our country.