😘 @Saf024
Joined July 2010-
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Ok if it’s gonna be Space Force then we gotta rename the other branches so it all matches up. The Navy is Water Force. The Army is Land Force. The Marines are Punch Force. The Coast Guard is Swim Force. And duh of course the Air Force is Air Force Force. My work here is dumb.
Fortnite might be cool but have you ever heard of temple run??
@elvisknievil For real cause they're not calling me back and I'm pretty alright I think 😅
I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them ⚪️Sam ⚪️Sam I am 🔘Sam, The first night at bed when you left, Ron made out with 2 girls and put his head in between a cocktail waitresses breasts. Also was grinding with multiple fat women. When you left crying at Klutch,Ron
The best part about the internet is how everyone respects your opinion.
When a new guy shows up to yoga class for the 1st time and tries to act like he knows all the moves.
interviewer: let’s talk compensation me: i wanna be paid in kittens interviewer: we can do that me: sixty two thousand a year interviewer: dude
Not sure why I spent so much time not using Twitter, by far the best social media app
@panTdropper Couldn't of said it any better! Agree completely
@elvisknievil You prob have no idea who I am lol I don't use this much anymore but when I used to you were one of my favorites to follow! Anyhow I'm thinking of joining the military well I am joining the Navy assuming all goes well and wondered if I can ask you a question or two
Can't wait until our generation takes the place of the old, closed minded, and backwards thinking generation. World needs it!
We will NEVER FORGET the victims who lost their lives one year ago today in the horrific #PulseNightClub shooting. #OrlandoUnitedDay
Y'all wonder why millennials can't get good jobs? It's because Ryan Seacrest is taking literally all of them.
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22 Until None (Offici... @22UntilNone
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It's Stafffff @whootygirlxoxo
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이용원(Yong Won Yi... @YiYongWon
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Dan Sperry (was here)... @DanSperry
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pronounced A-A-Ron �... @aaronguilmette
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CUDDLES @CuddleYourCat
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Busted Flip Flops @GrillinChillin9
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Sean P @Seanpaffair
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