Sam Sweets @SamSweets
kitten wrapped in an enigma wrapped in cheese 😽 comedian / singer / MUA / actor / writer / dancer /loves slashes linktr.ee/Onleesams Los Angeles, CA Joined March 2009-
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I joke to try and spread smiles but fr all my heart goes out to everyone effected by the fires all over LA rn 🫶🫶🫶 I can’t sleep watching it all wish I could do more to help
Where do I sign up to volunteer to give a fireman a BJ tomorrow? They work their hoses hard for us, I’ll work their hoses hard for them lol 🫡 #supportlafd @LAFD #PalisadesFire #eatonfire #LosAngelesWildfires
Jimmy Carter was the one who deregulated the airline industry, so remember to thank him for the state of holiday travel this year while waiting for your 4th cancelled flight home
Alert! I looked cute in a corset the other day
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Drunk as a Skunk? This Skunk Actually Passed the Breathalyzer Test and Is Good to Drive: ow.ly/9i6e50Ur3vL
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breaking my record by one is some sneaky Price is Right shit and I won’t stand for it.
Why is @ouraring biased against nightshift workers? I work til 2am so my walk home doesnt count as movement bc its after midnight? Wtf kind of discrimination is this?
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DROPPED A BIG STUFFING BUNDLE TODAY 😘🦃🥵
Never use @Instacart unless you love both your time and money being wasted! You won’t save any time because you’ll just be waiting for somebody to not shop for you and then spend an hour on customer service to get them to refund so you can go to the store yourself
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Stepan is 16 today
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