Sam @SametySam2

🦆 Joined August 2010

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Batounet de Poisson 🌐🥐 cortipunk @Qraaal

a day ago

Le pauvre cycliste qui entend ma chère et tendre hurler "TIMONIER, VELOTAF À TRIBORD" avant de se faire faucher par un tir de blocs de lithium de bordée.

TaraBull @TaraBull808

5 days ago

Le pauvre cycliste qui entend ma chère et tendre hurler "TIMONIER, VELOTAF À TRIBORD" avant de se faire faucher par un tir de blocs de lithium de bordée.

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I remember the days when parties outlined their policies in a manifesto so that the public knew their intentions when voting. Any new policies would be debated in parliament and voted on. These days it seems you get your foot in the door and then do whatever the fuck you like.

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Syd Steyerhart @SydSteyerhart

6 days ago

5D chess. Trump knew they would do this. He also knows that the only way we beat China is if Barron has the hyper autistic soldiers he needs when the time comes.

Leading Report @LeadingReport

7 days ago

5D chess. Trump knew they would do this. He also knows that the only way we beat China is if Barron has the hyper autistic soldiers he needs when the time comes. https://t.co/GBtUryMTMS

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Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles

a month ago

this feels like the computer is trying to get me to kill myself

Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele

a month ago

this feels like the computer is trying to get me to kill myself

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N I M B ❂ @Nimbopill

2 months ago

Standing behind the plumber like this the whole time he’s fixing the toilet

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Yunie @hyeyunie

2 months ago

Even if you like anime you gotta still wear deodorant man

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Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra

2 months ago

RAVI SHASTRI GOLD. 🤣

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ᴛᴏʀɪ ✨ @ItsToriGalvin

a year ago

Going off to work each morning like:

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Jamie @JamieJambo74

2 months ago

Me when the GP tries to cure my depression with Hearts v Kilmarnock:

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NEO @MULLET_FAN_NEO

2 months ago

PAY US £100BN OR WE WILL KEEP ENDLESSLY DUMPING RAW SEWEGE INTO YOUR WATER. GENUINELY SHOULD JUST IMPRISON THESE DISGUSTING CUNTS

Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth

2 months ago

PAY US £100BN OR WE WILL KEEP ENDLESSLY DUMPING RAW SEWEGE INTO YOUR WATER. GENUINELY SHOULD JUST IMPRISON THESE DISGUSTING CUNTS

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Samuel Jibby, CFA @ACC_Ball_Rules

3 months ago

NASA just revealed a heaven-like planet where you drink a beer on a boat. They’re calling it Earth.

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James Heale @JAHeale

3 months ago

Blocking a neighbour’s planning application

Ronke Lawal @ronkelawal

3 months ago

Blocking a neighbour’s planning application

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Carly @brunchproblems

4 months ago

RIP to Brian Wilson, who said that Be My Baby by the Ronettes is as important as Einstein's theory of relativity (he was right).

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mj @bigdybbukenergy

5 months ago

nearly burst a blood vessel in my face laughing at this. a new all-timer i fear

Acyn @Acyn

5 months ago

nearly burst a blood vessel in my face laughing at this. a new all-timer i fear

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Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ

5 months ago

Sandman pulling up to ECW One Night Stand 2005 to “Enter The Sandman” is the definition of aura😤😭

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5 months ago

Sandman pulling up to ECW One Night Stand 2005 to “Enter The Sandman” is the definition of aura😤😭https://t.co/zxoot7Qc53

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Col @TheBardOfAnlaby

5 months ago

Take a moment to remember the grief the nation felt when Lady Diana sadly passed.

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Mooms - Family Man. @Danny_McMoomins

5 months ago

I've enjoyed the gradual leaking of details about how modest Pope Francis lived. Just read that he only had an Xbox 360, played exclusively offline. His only phone was a chipped Nokia 3310. Grubby expensive bongo subscriptions? Absolutely not. 10 minute freeview was good enough.