Santa Claus, CEO @SantaInc
President & CEO of North Pole Industries. I've been in your house, though we've never met. 🎄 North Pole/Los Angeles, CA Joined June 2011-
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RFK Jr., spinning this: “You see, I’m like a bottle of fine aged tequila… full of regrettable choices and there’s a dead worm inside me, wait—“
Uh oh, looks like RFK Jr. got one of Elon’s Neuralinks and now the worm is “cast-posting” on Twitter.
If your dietary restriction is “I can’t eat your wedding banquet food, it has to be Chinese food, it doesn’t matter from where, it’s gonna be good, and it’s incumbent on you to run this extra errand for me on your wedding day” then you don’t have a dietary restriction.
If your dietary restriction is “I can’t eat your wedding banquet food, it has to be Chinese food, it doesn’t matter from where, it’s gonna be good, and it’s incumbent on you to run this extra errand for me on your wedding day” then you don’t have a dietary restriction.
So if a worm eats part of your brain… does that mean: A) you have worm castings where your brain used to be? B) if so, is your brain now fertile enough to grow strawberries? 🍓 🤔
Ricardo Montalban, you sonofabitch… 🐛 KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Ricardo Montalban, you sonofabitch… 🐛 KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Ok first LOL. Second, how is this not lying to a judge and/or something along the lines of obstructing court proceedings?
Have you spoken to the good people at AAG Reverse Mortgages? “I trust them, and I think you can too.”
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? 😲
It would’ve been hilarious if he said, “Don’t worry, she’s all scripted too.” 😬
Oh man, this is like, monkey-paw-wishing for a mention in the next Kendrick song
Oh man, this is like, monkey-paw-wishing for a mention in the next Kendrick song
“Look Jesse, I’ve met a lot of Kims, you can’t possibly expect me to remember every Kim, Kimmy, Kimber, Kimberly…”
“Look Jesse, I’ve met a lot of Kims, you can’t possibly expect me to remember every Kim, Kimmy, Kimber, Kimberly…”
Wow RFK Jr. endorsed by Darrian from Baby Reindeer
It’s deliciously ironic that Kristi Noem’s political career will soon be the sound of Crickets. 🦗
“I should totally put in my book how I saved my dad from a North Korean prison with a few other kids and an incredulous Asian spy.” —Kristi Noem, watching “The Rescue”
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this MF leaving a note for his wife and heading to the RFK rally
@GailSimone #HomeSchooledReedRichards took his “Invisible Girlfriend” to Home School Prom.
Well, at least the worm recovered. I’m glad for that.
NEW: New York Times Reports: RFK Jr. says ,"a worm...got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died." He tells the NYT, the worm was removed and he has recovered. @sarasidnerCNN @Bakari_Sellers @_JasonOsborne
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said that he doesn’t know what kind of parasite he’d contracted or where he’d got it, but speculated it may have been during a trip in South Asia. trib.al/RxVgbTN
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If I had a billion dollars, I would never be this uncomfortable.
WHERE IS MISS KIM K WAIST ?!? #MetGala
Amazon on the Noem Book.
Stormy Daniels testifies today about her affair with Donald Trump
You could never make a movie like "Emmanuelle" today
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People’s Exhibit 226, in evidence
@AP I hope they don't play music during it. I hate that.
@JoyceWhiteVance How Smith hasn’t looked to remove yet from the case yet is beyond me I mean this is a mockery of the law
Legal fees don't get grossed up for taxes
I discussed why two documents shown by prosecutors on Monday in the Trump trial are "close to being smoking guns." On @OutFrontCNN. The Trump CFO Allen Weisselberg document is truly mind blowing.
@GailSimone I want a whole series about this guy
as a counterpoint, might i interest you in
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Trump voters saluting his promise to deport agricultural laborers have never known the joy of a $57 pecan.
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