maple cocaine @maplecocaine
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All these extremely rich and powerful guys dropping Gene Shalit raves on an absolutely replacement-level racialist ghoul is too perfect to laugh at, really. A bunch of bug-stained 20-watt bulbs complimenting each other on how dazzlingly bright they are. x.com/letsgomathias/…
All these extremely rich and powerful guys dropping Gene Shalit raves on an absolutely replacement-level racialist ghoul is too perfect to laugh at, really. A bunch of bug-stained 20-watt bulbs complimenting each other on how dazzlingly bright they are. x.com/letsgomathias/…
paying $8 a month to make people look at a string of this emoji for .5 seconds before smashing that block button isn't what i choose to do with my money but then again my family still speaks to me
paying $8 a month to make people look at a string of this emoji for .5 seconds before smashing that block button isn't what i choose to do with my money but then again my family still speaks to me
@maplecocaine thank you for your service maple cocaine. When I was at the Washington Post I got yelled at by a masthead editor for retweeting one of your posts. I regret nothing.
I'm bored with this site now & I'm probably not going to sign up for any of the other bullshit ones so I guess if you want to follow me somewhere you're gonna have to come find me and follow me around the neighborhood. Maybe to the bakery, or the post office
I wrote about how it's going on here, and tried to pin down whatever Twitter Blue Mindset is. defector.com/burning-down-t…
Sometimes when I'm bored I go check out the latest unhinged replies to this old tweet & I'm never disappointed
i'm reading an old flying saucer newsletter about a guy who claimed a ufo landed in his backyard, asked him for water, & then made him some pancakes. He has an interesting description of the ufo pilots
BREAKING: Elon Musk has allegedly revealed a secret alt account where he pretends to be a child version of himself posting a lot of bizarre sexual content
Not sure why this made me laugh so hard
Elon should give all his haters a free Tesla because those fucking things suck too and unlike checkmarks they might explode and incinerate his enemies
Ah they got me. Im fucked
Did elon give dril a check
Sorry but you decided to give a conman $1000 and got conned, that's usually how it works
Sorry but you decided to give a conman $1000 and got conned, that's usually how it works https://t.co/Llrp1RK2sC
Curious how many people actually signed up for Twitter Blue yesterday and today? Well, I've got the numbers and I'll be telling them to @JoyAnnReid on MSNBC in ten minutes. Here's a hint: They were net +28 between signups and cancellations. Not 2,800. Twenty-eight.
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2K Followers 2K Following Decision driven data making at @HegemonyStrats. Previously Bernie Sanders Iowa Data Director ig: https://t.co/ZtRSEWroCFAll these extremely rich and powerful guys dropping Gene Shalit raves on an absolutely replacement-level racialist ghoul is too perfect to laugh at, really. A bunch of bug-stained 20-watt bulbs complimenting each other on how dazzlingly bright they are. x.com/letsgomathias/…
People Hanania has interviewed for his podcast: Steven Pinker, Chris Rufo, Marc Andressen. Tech moguls wrote blurbs for his upcoming book: Peter Thiel, David Sacks, Vivek Ramaswamy. huffpost.com/entry/richard-…
@BsL1nk @EliseJoshi @K_JeanPierre @POTUS I did your mom last night and she wasn't made from oil
what are three things i don’t want in the bedroom
@maplecocaine i need one and one out of two ain’t bad
paying $8 a month to make people look at a string of this emoji for .5 seconds before smashing that block button isn't what i choose to do with my money but then again my family still speaks to me
When someone uses this emoji 🤣 they are more mad than they have ever been in their entire life
Not buying some drinks because they're "gay," calling reporters "hall monitors," obsessed with the meritocracy of the JV swim team... starting to get the idea that some of these people really just want to be in the 7th grade again.
If I worked for the UFC, I would simply count my money and not throw rocks at a hornet's nest by pretending I can't discern any change in fight card quality over the past few years.
Shout out to all the followers that stuck around when I stopped posting thirst traps
the “books” are less than 5k words lol
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don’t care + didn’t ask + my mom just made me smiley face pancakes + my dad is grilling
@maplecocaine I am glad for that. I didn't want to go to the post office.
@maplecocaine too late already following you around the neighborhood
@maplecocaine pls send another Huey helicopter to the US embassy
@maplecocaine Can I still follow you if you’re on a date or at the grocery store
@maplecocaine (selfishly) yay!!
@maplecocaine @oneunderscore__ The site is now a dreary game of whack-a-mole against the worst opinions you’ve ever seen.
@maplecocaine ooh, post pictures of what you got at the bakery
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