Jordan Freiman @JordanFreiman
The dojo is a place of respect Joined November 2010-
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i know you're a little frustrated with your life right now but you can choose to ignore the bob dylan movie
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our fuckin troubles are over dude
what I like about the first few minutes of challengers is it presents the possibility that you're going to just be watching an entire best of 3 tennis match and then maybe at some point they'll get to a threesome
look what you people have done to poor jim downey
why do they keep letting reggie miller do this
heard an ad read earlier today that included the phrase "must be an active subscriber to receive free dessert" and i'm afraid that's just another one of those sentences thats gonna be mumbled on repeat when my mind goes
speaking of...HACKENSACK MENTIONED! youtube.com/watch?v=56lClM…
speaking of...HACKENSACK MENTIONED! youtube.com/watch?v=56lClM…
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I hate to this (who doesn’t?) but I’m in financially dire situation for the next few weeks and I have a small debt I have to pay this week or it’ll be sent to a debt collector. I’d deeply appreciate any help you can spare. paypal.me/EgeElbirApaydin
it is with a heavy heart that i must announce i am reentering my stupid necklace era
ah, such a beautiful day, gonna crack open the windows and listen to the sweet sounds of a national grid truck idling for 5 hours
you couldn't make seinfeld today mostly because it would be very difficult to cast michael richards
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“mets fans would take over CBP” mets fans haven’t taken over citi field, be serious.
he mostly keeps to himself it's fine
lotta guys walkin around these days lookin like david koresh
it's crazy that saturn is just out there looking like that
i am offering a $10,000 reward for anybody who provides information that leads to the arrest and conviction of the people responsible for the what a pro wants ad
rachel @rachelmillman
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🇵🇸 timothy 🍉.. @crulge
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STOP BRINGING YOUR KIDS TO BREWERIES IM TRYING TO RELAX
Is someone trying to trap me?
Coffee! You already sell coffee!
Oh here it is: Starbucks developing a zero to low calorie energy beverage. $SBUX
When my coworker says something extremely coworker and it’s just like okay you are not beating the coworker allegations
Lmao they put twigs like it’s her last name
FKA twigs appears in front of U.S. Senate to advocate for artists’ rights, protection of likeness, and to speak out against exploitation with AI.
i ate one spicy potato soft taco from taco bell and im fine now
i have the kind of hangover where i think i should be hospitalized or just put down like an old horse
@JordanFreiman @NickMillerMusic It was thrilling
Going for the most inscrutable reacts to maintain an air of mystery. Like 🥚. Or 🪨. Or 🌫️. Here, have a 🥨. I hope you like 🥞! That’s how I feel about your messages. 🤹🪇🛢️🦠🧮 etc.
@JordanFreiman Have you considered that you are pro-Hamas when you take a selfie?
Yep... That's him alright
First look at Darth Vader in ‘STAR WARS: TALES OF THE EMPIRE’
I can add whatever I want, I am an adult!
You can only add two things.
@isaiah_bb the official toilet paper of spending the night at someone else’s house
@JordanFreiman heard a dog food ad the other week with the phrase 'it has the meat dogs live to eat and love to crave'
Every time I get an ad for Umzu and stare into the dead eyes of the bearded gent who talks about poop, I think about the good old days when YouTube was just a repertory for old TV clips and monetizing it was the farthest thing from anyone’s mind
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