SEX MOUSE @SaxMouse
https://t.co/0jM9t1pnHC favstar.fm/users/SaxMouse Pittsburgh / Trillville Joined March 2011-
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[twenty minutes into a dinner party] was that an xbox I noticed on the way in?
#Steelers Cam Heyward in the background of that Vance McDonald soul-stealer. 🤣🤣🤣
@Skullcat Or another sector go “see! We need gun control NOW!”
Happy Mother's Day to my beautiful wife @MrsVanessaTrump I.... Well ill just let the fried rice do the talking...
I'm learning how to become a more sensitive lover. I bought a DVD called, "How to improve your foreplay technique." It was really good. I had to fast forward through the boring bit at the beginning obviously..
I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!
my work here is done
What’s wrong with me
go ahead. keep screaming "Shut The Fuck Up " at me. it only makes my opinions Worse
thinking of being appointed the official "Bitch" of the NFL
I can't believe No Doubt is getting back together.
seems to me, life is aoubt "STICKS" Age: 1-20 : Selfie Stick Age 21-90: Walking stick
@davidhogg111 Then how about you shut the fuck up, go back to school, and learn the spelling and punctuation you desperately need.
hard at work in the Study, pen in hand, orchestrating my next public melt down
The jury tells the judge to throw the book at me. Suddenly, Judge R.L. Stine hurls every Goosebumps book at me, one by one, until I die.
Red pill: eternal happiness Blue pill: you win a billion dollars but every orgasm you ever have makes you sound like Toad dying in MarioKart
Nobody is addicted to email.
@shannonrwatts @beccaheckyea Interesting. It seems that despite having control of the house and senate during his tenure, Mr. Obama has again been left blameless when he could have done something.
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