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Sadderall @imsoemptyinside

Just here to scream in the face of the absurd and bury my depression in jokes. Joined September 2014
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Bownuggets @Bownuggets

11 years ago

Any squirrel can be a flying squirrel if you shoot it from a T-shirt cannon at my neighbor Jeff while he's cutting the grass, fuck u Jeff

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paperwash© @PaperWash

11 years ago

Me (1:47am): good night moon Moon: Me (2:11am): is everything ok? Moon: Me (9:01am): good morning :) hope you have a great day! Moon:

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🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod

11 years ago

I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked Wonderful or was it just the 20th outfit she'd tried & he just wanted to get to the party

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Thynebear @Thynebear

11 years ago

*drops baby* FIVE-SECOND RULE

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Dad and Buried @DadandBuried

13 years ago

In Toy Story 4, the stakes get even higher & more intense when Andy’s sexual experimentation at college drives Woody to a heroin addiction.

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bubble girl @JessObsess

11 years ago

My eulogy will probably begin, "She died doing what she loved...texting while driving."

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Sage Boggs @sageboggs

11 years ago

"What should we call this salad dressing?" French "This one?" Italian "And this one?" Ｔ Ｈ Ｏ Ｕ Ｓ Ａ Ｎ Ｄ Ｉ Ｓ Ｌ Ａ Ｎ Ｄ "What the hell Rick"

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Sad Tiger @SaddestTiger

11 years ago

"i am in lunch with you", i say to my lunch. the silence that follows is deafening.

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Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22

11 years ago

Put my symptoms into WebMD because I thought I might have Ebola, but the results came back "You ate a Big Mac."

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Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt

13 years ago

Candy from a stranger is the best! Wait, he's got puppies too! This day can't get any bett

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RP @p_net

11 years ago

Your dad left for cigs & never came back? Mine left while teaching me how to shave. Walked around with shaving cream on my face for 18 yrs.

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

11 years ago

Hey girl, how'd you like to be held emotionally accountable for a situation I created in my head?

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blotty @hiitsmakelas

11 years ago

Once a guy told me "u wouldnt like who I was 10 yrs ago" then did a dramatic retelling of when he got in a fistfight at Montana's Steakhouse

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Deesco @TheOneTrueDisco

11 years ago

Thursday or as I like to call it; "Day four of hostage negotiations."

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JD Stang @MrMooseStang

11 years ago

Dick so nig, it never miss a handshake

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