Sean Cleo @SeanCleo
beachgrunge boy, private tutor, silly music man, CSUCI grad, ⚽️⚾️🏎🛹 this is my “nobody will like this tweet” account Thousand Oaks, CA Joined August 2011-
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“Free speech” became “I can say anything I want with no consequences”, which became “whatever I say is true because I’m the one saying it”, which became “bro I could start a podcast”
the thing I genuinely respect most about Gen Z (besides their awareness of certain social issues) is that they’ve normalized looking like an art project
If I could inject a movie into my veins it would be the 2001 live-action Scooby Doo
weather app: ok no sorry TOMORROW will be in the 70s tomorrow:
[20 years from now] Did you see that new movie that came out yet? With the singular, coherent timeline and no imagined or dreamed sequences? Blew my MIND
Went through my Facebook for the first time in years, and I’d just like to sincerely and deeply apologize to anyone who knew me ages 17-22. Yikes
I’ve recently recovered from it, yet I don’t think I’ve actually said the word “coronavirus” since 2020
@KPCorley Most prized possessions: 1) Skoop 2) signed Donovan jersey
me waiting for the edited-in awkward silences on #90DayFiance to end
Which CFB game should I watch, the Amazon Prime Shark Week CitiBank Bowl or the NFT Bitcoin Horse-Cannon Credit Plus Bowl?
Spotted at the 2021 #NationalDogShow: Harlan Pepper from Best In Show
@MikeHanford As a little kid my sister used to think it was: “goodbye and Machoke” (the pokemon)
@beefgoodington The weirdest thing would be to have any reaction other than “DAYUM” to seeing your handsome-ass face
Bae and I fell in love with #Survivor during quarantine after watching for the first time and proceeding to binge all 40 seasons twice. This is our first time watching a season live. I’ve never needed episodes in a show to come sooner than I do now.
Someone needs to make a legit comedy movie where all the actors and actresses are mostly known from popular ad campaigns from the last 20 years
My fake tooth just came loose for the first time, but I forgot I had a fake tooth, so you can imagine the initial horror I felt
Jeff (CAMC TRUCK Grou... @CamcJeff
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Womens Cup @Womens_Cup_
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Scout Patricia @just_scout
190 Followers 259 Following I'm bad at introductions. dance I.G : wakeup_dancing
Jennifer Denman @jenden23
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Kunal @TheHundredAker
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plant daddy @LateNightLuca
221 Followers 507 Following late night games on twitch - currently spreading democracy in Helldivers 2
beats n stuff @beats_n_stuff
66 Followers 374 Following Tweets n' stuff re: Beats N Stuff Sundays 8-10PM EST on @thelion907fm. Listen online: http://t.co/uIAjUwDDk3 http://t.co/ixqNNc8EPw http://t.co/cB1EFk02aY
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Caylin Rosenthal @cayrosen
37 Followers 803 Following I live day to day, trying to make it through. I love laughing and making others laugh.
Scott Mundy @skipsabn
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Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes
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Ryan Stiles @WhoseRyanStiles
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Ventura County Fire @VCFD
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Zachary D. Rymer @zachrymer
4K Followers 1K Following MLB Lead Writer for Bleacher Report. Site Expert for SoDo Mojo. Bruce Bochy once told me I'm built like Matt Duffy.
Joel Reuter @JoelReuterBR
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Matt McCarthy @mccarthyredhead
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Very Baseball Moments @verymlb
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George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace
755K Followers 5K Following The Official George Wallace Twitter. Trying to serve it up with hot sauce for you. God bless.
Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz
358K Followers 13K Following Technology journalist. Subscribe to my newsletter 👉 @UserMagazine. Bestselling author of EXTREMELY ONLINE. Written for NY Times, The Atlantic, WaPo, and more
Maxisnicee @maxisnicee
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cursed images @cursedimages_2
63K Followers 0 Following all of these images are cursed...(carrying on the important work of @cursedimages).
Brian Dawkins @BrianDawkins
382K Followers 337 Following New Mission! Blessed By The Best #BBTB #Author - Speaking Life-DOGGONEIT!! https://t.co/NwN6msVvqW @NirvanaSuper_ @SoltecHealth HOF2018
Damian Lillard @Dame_Lillard
3.5M Followers 2K Following They say the truth shall come to the light...so everybody grab ya shades cuz ya boy that bright. (Instagram: DamianLillard)
ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights
1.8M Followers 42 Following Wanna be the smartest person in sports convos with friends and family? You’ve come to the right place! ESPN's home for insightful, numbers-based storytelling.
2utors2you™ @2utors2you
491 Followers 2 Following The Official Twitter account for 2utors2you™. Promoting EDUCATI🎯N for the N-E-X-T Generati🎯n in 2merica™. #2utors2you #usedgov
Steve Nash @SteveNash
2.1M Followers 1K Following Join me at the @stevenashfdn to make the assist at https://t.co/x12xQwG0OE.
Sean Doolittle @whatwouldDOOdo
116K Followers 2K Following I’m back on the @Nationals now | @EireannDolan’s Husband | Fiadh and Rooney’s Dad | UVA Wahoo | he/him | For inquiries: [email protected]
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1.1M Followers 1.2M Following It’s been a pleasure. |||| @SkyWobAlerts |||| @WobBurnerBurner
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19K Followers 677 Following RosterResource Content Manager at @FanGraphs. Founder of MLBDepthCharts/RosterResource (February 2009).
Pete Holmes @peteholmes
351K Followers 994 Following Comedian. HBO's Crashing. The Pete Holmes Show. You Made It Weird podcast. Badman. He/him.
Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders
11.6M Followers 2K Following Sen. Sanders of Vermont, Ranking Member of U.S. Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor & Pensions, longest-serving independent in congressional history.
President Trump 45 Ar... @POTUS45
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President Obama @POTUS44
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