Natalie Shaffer @ShafferNM
Pittsburgh, PA Joined September 2011-
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Gift cards: the best way to say “Here. You figure it out.”
I’m in the best shape of my life. Just benched twice my birth weight.
Used my words today. It was alright but tomorrow I'm going back to slapping.
Jerry: "A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it."
Making dinner and just realized we are out of garlic #doilivehere?
This just decided, Pittsburgh no longer has 4 seasons, just 2 seasons...cold & crappy and hazy and grossly humid.
Parent Tip: Stop thinking of it as whining and start thinking of your toddler as a one-person acapella group.
When your toddler needs blanket help 6 or 7 times in the night, just remember, it take a village. And the village is you.
My eighth Sunday in a row of not being at home...missing my boys
Daylight will increase by 80 mintues between march 1st and 31st
Last night, Gotye won Record of the Year. Parents were like, “Who’s Gotye?” while their kids were like, “What’s a record?” #FallonMono
Alarm clocks. Adults do you mean to tell me that without a machine you would not wake up in the morning? Your body is in shambles.
Toddler Tip: Your mouth is like a pocket for your face. Put things in there. Anything.
@Chris_hudac @crossfittpa @shaffe43 it looks like this!
.@BarackObama, is 38 straight months of unemployment above 8% the progress Democrats had promised? mi.tt/II3jQJ
People who sleep less tend to eat more during the following day.
@neeeceey I do the same thing!! My username is gnat24 if you want to play
@GUBLERNATION it was perfect! I'm going to have nightmares for weeks!
Santorum is so conservative; he won’t even let the UPS guy handle his package. #LenoMono bit.ly/zLvqvC
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