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The first 100% American Made Smarter Scrubber was manufactured today. We injection molded a knob today, and put an American made threaded insert in it. We are still playing catch up on orders from the video launch, but we are building machines that make things faster. We are…
Easy. One program makes it easier for members of the underclass to escape from under the bootheels of oppression. The other does the opposite.
Been at GitHub for nearly 13 years and I'm pretty sure this request is more than 10 years old... 🆕Comment on unchanged lines in any file inside a Pull Request is now available Gotta keep the core of GitHub getting better every day. 🫡
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"This decision is final. Until a sober, responsible adult is in charge again in which case these medals will once again be trashed along with my entire legacy."
"This decision is final. Until a sober, responsible adult is in charge again in which case these medals will once again be trashed along with my entire legacy."
It's a prelude to a purge
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Corruption.
Aside from our actual enemies, every other country is waiting for him to die or leave office. The ugly surprise for, well, everyone, will be that the enabling corruption that seated him in the first place will remain and continue to rot the country from within
Aside from our actual enemies, every other country is waiting for him to die or leave office. The ugly surprise for, well, everyone, will be that the enabling corruption that seated him in the first place will remain and continue to rot the country from within
I would say that it's a dangerous thing to show the world that the American president is clearly suffering from some kind of disordered emotional issue, but by this point, there's not a country on the planet that didn't already know it.
More like wheat goes in here amirite?
More like wheat goes in here amirite? https://t.co/swe2eSadqu
I call it "design by lawyer" and you can usually sniff it out pretty easily. Sometimes it is this nonsense. Other times it's a gap in functionality shaped exactly like a bad patent. Not being able to long-press on an address and share it directly to a maps app is an example.
I call it "design by lawyer" and you can usually sniff it out pretty easily. Sometimes it is this nonsense. Other times it's a gap in functionality shaped exactly like a bad patent. Not being able to long-press on an address and share it directly to a maps app is an example.
A well-executed 4-man rush, apparently.
A well-executed 4-man rush, apparently.
Well. Shit. I mean I don't have those shorts but that's basically how I was going to dress myself today.
Well. Shit. I mean I don't have those shorts but that's basically how I was going to dress myself today.
🚨 BREAKING: Mangione’s defense just dropped a 114-page brief, moving to dismiss the indictment and strike Trump’s DOJ’s death penalty notice. The filing calls out political interference, illegal perp walks, prejudicial leaks, and says Trump’s DOJ is pursuing execution for…
I actually don't think soldiers are capable of disobeying an illegal order. The Navy murdered civilians in international waters. It was clearly an illegal order yet they've done it twice. So maybe a light-hearted way to remind them they're being deployed on false premise is apt
I actually don't think soldiers are capable of disobeying an illegal order. The Navy murdered civilians in international waters. It was clearly an illegal order yet they've done it twice. So maybe a light-hearted way to remind them they're being deployed on false premise is apt
Apparently we've all underestimated. How much Trump loves McDonald's
Apparently we've all underestimated. How much Trump loves McDonald's
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