Shitty Mum @ShittyMum
What a mutha Joined March 2016-
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I heard Nordstrom is now performing free abortions in the fragrance department. It's what I heard.
Uber driver is filling the silence with "Luv Me Luv Me Luv Me Sex Machine" by Shaggy. #winning
@msemilymccombs Broad City. It's my go-to when the black cloud comes a calling.
Every mom is one psychotic break away from chopping all her hair off. #momlife #shorthair
First day back at work + first day of my period. Where do I go to pick up my medal? #momlife #workingmom
1st baby takes 1st steps on a fjord in Iceland as we watch and cry. 2nd baby takes 1st steps: I'm out buying printer paper & I get a text
Oh sure, your giant backpack definitely rates 1 of the 5 spots for parents to sit in this park. #iamtired #letmesitdamnit #woeismom #momlife
Baby won't sleep because he hears the toddler watching Netflix = FOMO like whoa. #gotosleep #itswineoclock #momlife
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30 years ago today America lost a great fictional hero. RIP Goose. "Everybody liked him" -- Iceman
Is it physically impossible for parents to say their kid has a fever without giving the exact number? #103 #noshit #yupthatsafever #momlife
Shitty Mum retweeted
More pictures of your babies next to a sign showing how many months they are! Gotta keep track!
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"Thank you, that would be amazing," - attractive people, 10 times a day
2yo's favourite excuse is "I can't, I'm too tired." So now I know she's listening when I talk to my friends on the phone.
Look, I don't want to sell you tix to the preschool mixer & you don't want to buy them. But we made bad choices and had kids so here we are.
Gotta ❤️ that dude who is always 1st to breathlessly report a celeb death, often without any empathy or specific interest in the dead. #cool
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