The Shitty Server @ShittyServer86
Good server with a shitty atttitude. Impatient servers of the world unite! Joined June 2014-
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"...why is there bacon in the ice??" #serverproblems #barproblems #quoteofthenight
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Retweet! Fellow servers! I need help. How do you get around proof of income restrictions renting and apartment? #helpme #serverstruggles
Fellow servers! I need help. How do you get around proof of income restrictions renting and apartment? #helpme #serverstruggles #rental
The one day they do ticket checks on the metro is the one day the machine eats my ticket. Lovely. #justmyluck
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In 1918, more than 100 waiters were arrested for poisoning bad tippers in Chicago.
Friends asked for weirdest customer service stories...i talked for like an hour...explaining what grilled chicken was won...#serverlife
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My dad told me dating a "career waiter" is beneath me...I think judging people for their career is even more beneath me though.
Glad no one on this long ass bus ride just saw me eat the remainder of that chip off my boob..oops. #delicious #vacation #awkward
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It's Melissa McCarthy’s birthday! How are the post offices still open?
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Consider that maybe the door is locked not because we forgot to open it but because we're not open. Quit banging on the windows and yelling.
And then there are people who get the dreaded water AND soda combination and drink neither. #ihateyou #serverlife
Its weird when people say they don't want a drink. "water?" "no I'm fine."...let me bring u water so my manager doesn't yell... #serverlife
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Hmmm let's seeeee, what hideous pair of black slip-proof restaurant shoes shall I purchase . . . #serverprobs
Sometimes I need to remember I'm not helping or hurting anyone but myself. #lifelessons
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