Rovertsonej @Shuffledmagic

shuffledmagic.com Joined April 2010

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John Sutherland @policecommander

8 years ago

Somewhere out there tomorrow, a police officer will forget that the clocks go back & turn up for work on Sunday at entirely the wrong time.

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Rovertsonej @Shuffledmagic

9 years ago

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9 years ago

Wedding magic. Congratulations Clare and Mick

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Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson

10 years ago

With a skeleton crew, filming for Amazon Prime's new motoring programme has begun.

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Jolyon Rubinstein @JolyonRubs

10 years ago

This is #Banksy at his best. This is called "Modern Prison".

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Jessica @schug47jessica

503 Followers 3K Following

Shirley @s_shirley20

255 Followers 3K Following

Melissa @walkermelissa44

272 Followers 3K Following

Lynda @lynda_penrod_

334 Followers 3K Following

Linda @jones55linda

1K Followers 3K Following

Emily Jones @x_emily_jx

1 Followers 12 Following

Creators of Ring Flight Revolution, Bonsallopes and Manufacturers of the JOL Wallet range. Visit our store Mon- Fri and check out our products!

PropDog Magic Shop @PropDogMagic

1K Followers 2K Following Creators of Ring Flight Revolution, Bonsallopes and Manufacturers of the JOL Wallet range. Visit our store Mon- Fri and check out our products!

X Lead Guitarist 4 Rev Theory as Rikki Lixx-Solo Artist rejecting religion & following JESUS-DEEZER- https://t.co/kmqkGp6w9C

Richard ‘Lixx’ Th... @richardthomas81

369K Followers 692K Following X Lead Guitarist 4 Rev Theory as Rikki Lixx-Solo Artist rejecting religion & following JESUS-DEEZER- https://t.co/kmqkGp6w9C

I'm a 44 yr old single woman with 3 grown up boys who I love very much.
Very soon my life is about to change and it's going to be very hard but I wil be ok.

Lisa Thomson @flopper2410

26 Followers 228 Following I'm a 44 yr old single woman with 3 grown up boys who I love very much. Very soon my life is about to change and it's going to be very hard but I wil be ok.

Steve Farmer @stevefarmerpho2

24 Followers 66 Following Wedding, event and portrait photographer

ewarwoowoowar @edwarren365

95 Followers 884 Following Gym bunny, rugby enthusiast, cricket lover. the worlds worst passenger, patience isn't my virtue!

debra jones @debrawhite197

60 Followers 77 Following

AMElectricalSolution @SolutionAm

8 Followers 13 Following

jack vanson @jackvanson

130 Followers 516 Following

debrundeb @djbrand1974

122 Followers 310 Following Mum Runner 40 something Full Time work, paleo clean eat, marathon/ultra runner, VLM2016 here I come! #thiswomancan!

Griff @grifter87

85 Followers 226 Following The seagulls are in charge!

Passionate about customer service, currently working at CCCU University Medway, love to engage with people, help and make every day a good day

Nicola Butler @nickylou06

84 Followers 549 Following Passionate about customer service, currently working at CCCU University Medway, love to engage with people, help and make every day a good day

Gee @gee211273

124 Followers 126 Following I have nothing of any value to tell you.

Software Engineer Trading (14yrs). Prev decades of exp running web businesses. Former internet guru in various niches particularly well remembered for Hypnosis

Vince Lynch @VinceLynch

658 Followers 2K Following Software Engineer Trading (14yrs). Prev decades of exp running web businesses. Former internet guru in various niches particularly well remembered for Hypnosis

Alchemy Moon is a group for magi, mystery performers and those with an interesting turn of mind.A bullshit free community.
Look out for our shop 'The Bazzarr'

Alchemy Moon @Spammers_Moon

323 Followers 2K Following Alchemy Moon is a group for magi, mystery performers and those with an interesting turn of mind.A bullshit free community. Look out for our shop 'The Bazzarr'

No Context Brits @NoContextBrits

1.8M Followers 0 Following A mordant celebration of British mediocrity according to the Washington Post. Contains sarcasm, irony and context.

Daily Mail @DailyMail

2.9M Followers 2K Following For the latest updates on breaking news visit our website https://t.co/cs4EQ2odpE #seriouslypopular

Information service about noise and activity at the MOD Shoeburyness Range. Account not continuously monitored, for enquiries please contact using details below

Shoeburyness Range @SHB_Alerts

4K Followers 64 Following Information service about noise and activity at the MOD Shoeburyness Range. Account not continuously monitored, for enquiries please contact using details below

We are the body for leadership, standards and performance for police officers and staff in England and Wales. Not monitored 24/7.

College of Policing @CollegeofPolice

52K Followers 4K Following We are the body for leadership, standards and performance for police officers and staff in England and Wales. Not monitored 24/7.

The artist formerly known as Chaos ... Retired and living the dream in The Lakes eeeek 😱😱 .. Now wearing an actual blue uniform when knocking your door .. 😱

Constable Chaos @ConstableChaos

25K Followers 2K Following The artist formerly known as Chaos ... Retired and living the dream in The Lakes eeeek 😱😱 .. Now wearing an actual blue uniform when knocking your door .. 😱

Paul Chowdhry @paulchowdhry

82K Followers 125 Following https://t.co/ROqK7R5pAt https://t.co/4xcmOud2Pz

Bill Burr @billburr

2.2M Followers 388 Following comedian/co-creator of F Is For Family

Ricky Gervais @rickygervais

14.7M Followers 2K Following Comedy God

Supporting police forces across England & Wales with air support. Our helicopters & aeroplanes operate from a national network of bases. Not monitored 24/7.

National Police Air S... @NPAShq

16K Followers 765 Following Supporting police forces across England & Wales with air support. Our helicopters & aeroplanes operate from a national network of bases. Not monitored 24/7.

Supporting police forces across the South East with air support as part of @NPAShq. 📞 999 Emergency | 101 Non-Emergency. Follow us for updates from above.

NPAS South East Regio... @NPASSouthEast

154K Followers 147 Following Supporting police forces across the South East with air support as part of @NPAShq. 📞 999 Emergency | 101 Non-Emergency. Follow us for updates from above.

🇬🇧 20 something copper somewhere in the UK #ThinBlueLine — Don't report crime here, use 101. In an emergency call 999 — Views are my own

BritCop @britcop

692 Followers 329 Following 🇬🇧 20 something copper somewhere in the UK #ThinBlueLine — Don't report crime here, use 101. In an emergency call 999 — Views are my own

Retired Copper. Husband. Dad. Believer in Hope. Writes a bit too. 'The Castle' from @Orionbooks is out now. Contact: lwilliams@greeneheaton.co.uk

John Sutherland @policecommander

47K Followers 3K Following Retired Copper. Husband. Dad. Believer in Hope. Writes a bit too. 'The Castle' from @Orionbooks is out now. Contact: [email protected]

Proudly representing more than 145,000 rank & file police officers across England and Wales. Account not 24/7. Contact: communications@polfed.org

Police Federation of ... @PFEW_HQ

45K Followers 898 Following Proudly representing more than 145,000 rank & file police officers across England and Wales. Account not 24/7. Contact: [email protected]

SpaceX @SpaceX

40.1M Followers 120 Following SpaceX designs, manufactures and launches the world’s most advanced rockets and spacecraft

Sgt Dave @BustingCrimes

22K Followers 6K Following UK Cop. Keeper of the Kings Peace. Tweets may be farcical/factual/both. DMs open for posting questions/topics

Founder @moneysavingexp, @mmhpi & (ish) @itvmlshow & Martin Lewis Podcast. Home of t'daily twitter poll, tips, puns, musings. Mrs MSE’s husband, Sapphire's dad

Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis

3.3M Followers 713 Following Founder @moneysavingexp, @mmhpi & (ish) @itvmlshow & Martin Lewis Podcast. Home of t'daily twitter poll, tips, puns, musings. Mrs MSE’s husband, Sapphire's dad

Founded by @MartinSLewis dedicated to cutting your costs, finding deals, beating the system & fighting your corner. Retweets aren't endorsements.

MoneySavingExpert @MoneySavingExp

618K Followers 334 Following Founded by @MartinSLewis dedicated to cutting your costs, finding deals, beating the system & fighting your corner. Retweets aren't endorsements.

News and entertainment from across Essex 📰 Winner of Campaign of the Year at Regional Press Awards 2020 🏆 https://t.co/ynqgkXOiqQ…

Essex Live @essexlive

77K Followers 588 Following News and entertainment from across Essex 📰 Winner of Campaign of the Year at Regional Press Awards 2020 🏆 https://t.co/ynqgkXOiqQ…

SanfordPolice @SanfordPolice

9K Followers 377 Following Official Account for Sanford Police Department

Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport

52K Followers 5K Following 00 Days 00 Hours 00 Mins & 52 Seconds since last near miss. Parody.

New book: A Very British Christmas, out October 2025. For everything VBP, visit: https://t.co/51E7az46a4 Written by @RobTemple101

VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish

3.8M Followers 1 Following New book: A Very British Christmas, out October 2025. For everything VBP, visit: https://t.co/51E7az46a4 Written by @RobTemple101

London's Metropolitan Police Service.

Please do not report crime here. Call 101, tweet @MetCC or visit our website. In an emergency always call 999

Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk

1.3M Followers 620 Following London's Metropolitan Police Service. Please do not report crime here. Call 101, tweet @MetCC or visit our website. In an emergency always call 999

Funniest Tweets @OMGLolTweetz

40K Followers 922 Following Funniest tweets.

I livetweet the Second World War as it happened on this date in 1941, & for four years to come. Third time's the charm.
Alwyn Collinson, realtimewwii@gmail.com

Second World War twee... @RealTimeWWII

555K Followers 1K Following I livetweet the Second World War as it happened on this date in 1941, & for four years to come. Third time's the charm. Alwyn Collinson, [email protected]

James Blunt @JamesBlunt

2.2M Followers 90 Following Cockney rhyming slang for the good stuff; Proof that one song is all you need. New album, new film, new book, on tour 👇

RICHARD AYOADE @RichardAyoade

753K Followers 235 Following Afterthoughts: or Some Pistachios Won't Open – Wisdom for the Unreflective: Signed https://t.co/kwAn3SnNYb

Redefining entertainment & news!

For creator support contact creatorsupport@ladbiblegroup.com

LADbible @ladbible

3.7M Followers 0 Following Redefining entertainment & news! For creator support contact [email protected]

Louise Galloway @Its_Baby_Jeff

11 Followers 26 Following Jeff is my name cuddles and fun my game. 2yr old French Bulldog.

Gemma Rose Huckle @gemmahuckle95

8 Followers 116 Following

Mark Watson, still he... @watsoncomedian

242K Followers 4K Following Personal messages: https://t.co/hSRSodQopa YouTube channel: https://t.co/tbY6JTHWAF Also available as a human.

News and info from the IOPC. We can't accept complaints on X.
To make a complaint visit: https://t.co/LnomjhSATe
Engaging with us on social media: https://t.co/w42FgnqTNW

Independent Office fo... @policeconduct

30K Followers 459 Following News and info from the IOPC. We can't accept complaints on X. To make a complaint visit: https://t.co/LnomjhSATe Engaging with us on social media: https://t.co/w42FgnqTNW

Tom Allen @tomallencomedy

202K Followers 2K Following Responds well to deadlines & strong women. I’ve written a novel! It’s about suburbia and you can preorder it:

Rob Beckett @robbeckettcomic

560K Followers 3K Following retired from international football.

Bullshire Police @BullshirePolice

28K Followers 6 Following "purely humorous" and "of a satirical nature" and "Toxic" and "grotesquely misogynistic" The subject of many a virtue signalling echo chamber... She/Her

Updates from Redbridge Borough Police. DMs not checked regularly. Do not report crime on Twitter, call 101 or 999 in emergency. https://t.co/Q6uzR5Yxuy

Redbridge MPS @MPSRedbridge

15K Followers 555 Following Updates from Redbridge Borough Police. DMs not checked regularly. Do not report crime on Twitter, call 101 or 999 in emergency. https://t.co/Q6uzR5Yxuy

One-liner comic. New tour Gary in Punderland on sale. Joke book 'Pundamentalist' out too. Jokes tweeted aren’t in the live shows. First 2 tours now on YouTube.

Gary Delaney is writi... @GaryDelaney

108K Followers 2K Following One-liner comic. New tour Gary in Punderland on sale. Joke book 'Pundamentalist' out too. Jokes tweeted aren’t in the live shows. First 2 tours now on YouTube.

Simply trying to show the human side of our fantastic Police Officers & raise a bit of money for good causes whilst we're at it! RT's are not an endorsement.

UK Cop Humour @UKCopHumour

94K Followers 662 Following Simply trying to show the human side of our fantastic Police Officers & raise a bit of money for good causes whilst we're at it! RT's are not an endorsement.

Joe Lycett @joelycett

1.3M Followers 1 Following I am the comedian formerly known as Hugo Boss. Joe Lycett’s Art Hole is out now.

Kevin Bridges @kevinbridges86

1.3M Followers 1K Following Stand Up Comedian. Website - https://t.co/TUOXDLUfTE Instagram - https://t.co/3EJoAL6PSU… 🇨🇦 and 🇺🇸 2025 Sep - Nov dates now on sale!

Someone does this account for me now. it’s promo for shows and books from here on in. A Short History of the Apocalypse out now.

Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle

2.5M Followers 1K Following Someone does this account for me now. it’s promo for shows and books from here on in. A Short History of the Apocalypse out now.

Born and bred in Havering. Just keeping an eye out for things of interest...
Check out my Facebook page Havering in Pictures for more of our lovely borough.

Havering in Pictures @HaveringPics

1K Followers 218 Following Born and bred in Havering. Just keeping an eye out for things of interest... Check out my Facebook page Havering in Pictures for more of our lovely borough.

Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson

8.0M Followers 197 Following I am a still small voice of calm and reason.

Susie Dent @susie_dent

1.0M Followers 825 Following That woman in Dictionary Corner. @susiedent.bsky.social

Police Pension Challenge Group. Successfully challenged Age Discrimination and Victimisation. Now campaigning for amendments to the Police Act 1996.

Breaking The Monopoly @CopsAgainst

8K Followers 286 Following Police Pension Challenge Group. Successfully challenged Age Discrimination and Victimisation. Now campaigning for amendments to the Police Act 1996.

Gary Mullen @RealGaryMullen

4K Followers 3K Following Lead singer with international Queen tribute band Gary Mullen & The Works

Steve Farmer @stevefarmerpho2

24 Followers 66 Following Wedding, event and portrait photographer

Amanda Holden @AmandaHolden

1.9M Followers 1K Following • Wife & Mama 💁🏼‍♀️ Actress • Judge @bgt • Presenter @thisisheart • Singer @emirecords • ‘Songs From My Heart 👇🏼

8 Out of 10 Cats @8Outof10Cats

141K Followers 192 Following 8 Out of 10 Cats & Cats Countdown. For more from Channel 4 follow @Channel4 & @ComedyOn4.

Proud maths geek off the telly. MBE - Services to Holocaust Education. @CCDHate Ambassador. Baby spam spreader. Author of ‘At Sixes and Sevens’

Rachel Riley MBE 💙 @RachelRileyRR

651K Followers 2K Following Proud maths geek off the telly. MBE - Services to Holocaust Education. @CCDHate Ambassador. Baby spam spreader. Author of ‘At Sixes and Sevens’

• @WalkOffTheEarth: Keys (Black and White) • Instagram: @WalkOffTaylor • Kim Kardashian Twitter blockee • https://t.co/zkf5fhU8tq

Walk Off Taylor @WalkOffTaylor

16K Followers 596 Following • @WalkOffTheEarth: Keys (Black and White) • Instagram: @WalkOffTaylor • Kim Kardashian Twitter blockee • https://t.co/zkf5fhU8tq

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