Squeaky @SqueakySays
Guinea Pig Extraordinaire. not always right, but NEVER wrong. Expert sock sorter. @squeakysays.bsky.social Joined February 2010-
Tweets115K
-
Followers939
-
Following573
-
Likes67K
Superb work.
@Keir_Starmer Muppet talk.. repeated lies and delivered like Julian Clarey without the humour.
Finally got to see my doctor today, and i showed him the rash on my bottom. But he just ignored me and carried on pushing his trolley round Tesco. 😂
These two have been walking up and down stealing peoples parcels … is nothing safe anymore
oh I wish I wish Mike lived near me….
It seems very unfair to me to have these guys (great work btw) fill in for council failures *out of pocket*, while also paying council tax
Throwback to when the F1 account put a timer on the lizard at the Singapore GP
❗ A £5 jar of chutney from National Trust Sutton Hoo has sparked frustration — the label admits its tomatoes & onions are sourced outside the UK. With British farms producing these crops on our doorstep, why isn’t the Trust backing home-grown food? Supporting UK farmers matters…
The view from my kitchen window... in a sheltered spot, a dish of clean water, and always a number of different birds coming down to drink and bathe - such a good way to start the day, every day!
@Basil_TGMD They're trying to push digital ID on us, but it seems rushed, like they haven't thought it through in any way - it's almost like they're hurriedly talking about it, to distract from other things.. more scandal around Starmer that's still to come out ?
Today in Aldridge I painted and weeded these railings. They've annoyed me for years, faded and flaky it looks to me like masonry paint was used before. Took ages but well worth doing here
This may be a TOTAL coincidence, but here's one link I see between Tony Blair and Global, which produces The News Agents (aside from Lewis Goodall's wife working for Blair). Jon Sopel (presenter of The News Agents) presented The Future of Britain Conference in 2024 "hosted by…
@10DowningStreet @darrenpjones I have yes. Riddle me this.. If voting ID to prove who you are was as bad idea when you were in opposition then why is it a good idea to have a digital ID to prove who you are now??🤔
@10DowningStreet @darrenpjones Straight from the World Economic Plan. This is the full plan! You are just announcing the first part! Link weforum.org/stories/2021/0…
@10DowningStreet @darrenpjones Hi @darrenpjones, The Foreign, Commonwealth & Development Office, formerly UK International Development, is a listed partner of something called the Digital Impact Alliance alongside USAID, the United Nations, the Gates Foundation, the Rockefeller Foundation and others. Please…
Teacher shares some of the best life advice you'll ever hear to his 5th-grade class on the last day of school
THIS 👇

L C Eff @TheReturnOfLCF
4K Followers 3K Following Ready, willing, but rarely able. Pianist & Piano teacher... freelance hobby consultant ... used to faff around in law... Member of the Free Speech Union
Mister Milo @MiloShropshire
6K Followers 6K Following First Minister and President for Life of Milo Manor. Refusenik. ‘The King of Z List Sweary Dogs’ - Grok
Angry E𝕏ile 🇺�... @AngryExile
2K Followers 909 Following Sweary libertarian Britstralian. A man who glares at stoats. RTs may or may not be an endorsement - make your own mind up about everything.
Jeremy Starmouse @Jeremy_Starship
2K Followers 4K Following Jeremy Livingtone Starmouse. Just your regular star mouse in a regular starship. And starships are meant to fly! Drinks tea. House Lannister.
Karyn 'Athene' Jones @Athene_jones
5K Followers 3K Following Painter in the Eastern Rhodope mountains.👩🏼🎨
Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport
52K Followers 5K Following 00 Days 00 Hours 00 Mins & 52 Seconds since last near miss. Parody.
farmergeddon🇳🇴�... @_Farmergeddon
3K Followers 3K Following Follower of interesting flocks..If you don't like my tweets, get orfff my land! Member of Free Speech Union @SpeechUnion
Ali L 🎗️ @Alichat66
11K Followers 9K Following Mostly politics, music, life in general and bird photography when the weather allows. #AmYisraelChai
@Parlez_me_nTory @Parlez_me_nTory
7K Followers 4K Following I dragged myself from landfill where others had placed me; now a recovering romantic, thank you @Leyther77 | Zero Day: 11th May 2024 Hunc tu caveto
smalls @smallpersonn
2K Followers 818 Following Penguin sized human. Shadow turtler. Likes a wander. Fond of crisps. Pub bouncer.
CairoShropshire @CairoShropshire
572 Followers 530 Following First Lady of Milo Manor. The canine Angel of Death and Carrot Thief
Fat Jacques 🏴�... @Fat_Jacques
3K Followers 4K Following FJ is retired. He is happily married to MrsFJ. Supports Watford. RTs are mostly things he finds funny. No tweet theft. Likes the meta. Hates Vauxhalls
PonteJack @somersetlevel
14K Followers 12K Following Countryside, casting a fly, springer spaniels, decent pubs and friendly folk. A Tyke in exile.
Bistua Nuova @BistuaNuova
2K Followers 927 Following Bosnian British. British Bosnian. On the square. SMIB https://t.co/YhpG278dta
Xenosmilus 🇬🇧 @Xenosmilus4
692 Followers 643 Following Ice age, ice cold...like revenge. Ancient and patient. 😉 I almost never block people, but I mute those I’ve had convos with and judged unworthy of my time.
Simon of Romford @PeopleOfUK
9K Followers 3K Following We’re the People of the UK - a new person every week Sundays at 8pm. Admins: @syriz_ & @ariadnemaze. This week: @screeninsight
Baron MVT @VonTrippenhoff
563 Followers 368 Following hello darkness my old friend. amateur goat herder.
Daniel T. Bielecki @danieltbielecki
1K Followers 3K Following Official Illuminati Brotherhood 🔺 Guided by the Grandmaster, we unite the chosen for power, wisdom & enlightenment. 🌍✨
Nessya mesayu @mesayu_nessa
32 Followers 498 Following My teacher told me to solve the problem on the board so I went up there, erased it and said SOLVED.
Yaya jadama @YayaJ31910
44 Followers 2K Following For God so loved the world, that they give him only son , that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. ✝️✝️✝️
Ana Moretto @AnaMoretto4
1K Followers 3K Following Polar Explorers 🇦🇶 #AlphabetChallenge Mountains ⛰️ Walls, windows & staircases Doors & Architecture Stained glasses 🌸 🍄 Postboxes Street photos Statues
jude @judetither
0 Followers 40 Following
Alison Cameron 💙�... @allyc375
13K Followers 10K Following Writer, activist, & recovering Aberdonian. Speaking truth to power even if my voice shakes. #СлаваУкраїні! 🇺🇦🏴 #NAFO
CaptivatingChloe @Oqorqaut73190
15 Followers 2K Following
KnitHacker @knithacker
33K Followers 12K Following KnitHacker ... where art and yarn hook up! 🧶 Curated by @DanielleHolke 🍁 Ravelry → https://t.co/JpmcFmICFB Etsy → https://t.co/vrucJSagWl Hashtag → #knitha
Joe Elliott @JoeElliott_DL
532 Followers 3K Following 💥 vocals/Guitar @defLeppard 🎻 DRASTIC SYMPHONIES-OUT NOW 🔥 PYROMANIA 40th anniversary-OUT 4/26 🎫 SUMMER TOUR-ON SALES NOW
Mama Cass' Ham Sandwi... @casshamsandwich
455 Followers 482 Following Part urban myth, part choker of chubby, troubled songstresses. An inoffensive lunchtime snack that has laid bare an Oizysian trail of crumbs & tragic fatties.
Lorna heath @Loajloaj7
2 Followers 212 Following
🌱🌼Jane Elizabet... @Bramblings22
15K Followers 5K Following Gardener🌼 love animals esp. cats🐈💓 flowers❤ beautiful scenery❤ art ❤fell walking💚& hubby. birds peace and harmony🙏❤ Support our wonderful & unique NHS🌈
Grant williams. @t_tmygh
165 Followers 4K Following Writer of Things That Make You Go Hmmm…, Co-Creator of Real Vision, Vulpes & Von Greyerz. Retweets ≠ endorsements. Likes serve as bookmark. NO CRYPTO SHILLING.
90’s Football Memor... @90sFootballUK1
39K Followers 36K Following Celebrating the best decade ever for football. Focusing on all leagues within the U.K in the 90's. Passionate football fans from the 90's get involved!
Just Cameroon @just_cameroon
249 Followers 64 Following
Quick Help Desk @Quick_TF
3 Followers 39 Following
Viscount Toad KG 🌸... @cheshiretoad
6K Followers 7K Following Crusty amphibian motorist who just wants the government to leave him be under his stone. I will vote for whichever party is best placed to defeat Labour.
Ricky Mason @RickyMason58764
1K Followers 3K Following Lover of Pets❤️ and Politics 💙 Photographer, Gamer 🎮 Booster for Friends. No Crypto/GoFundMe.
Train Diaries 🚂 @TrainDiaries
2K Followers 1K Following The jaundiced views of an ex-commuter on the railways of the North East.
Stewybabe @stewybabe30
1K Followers 2K Following ModernTosspot died, so Stewybabe replaces him. Let’s see how long this one lasts. Pronouns are devastating/handsome
Nacho @Nacho87329549
10K Followers 11K Following I iz an orinj BOY cat! My bestist fwendz R Buddy Boo, Minnie Moo🌈 and Olly. I will wuff U furrevur, my booTfull floofy Minnie Moo 🧡🧡🧡😿😿😿
xxGee @xxGee190812
815 Followers 3K Following Please stay safe out there don’t fall into victims of scammers
Aaron @MoogleHou
2K Followers 7K Following Tweeting all things Houston, video games, anime, comics, sports, science, politics, and cats.
Éilis Ní Fhaoláin @dotniff
129 Followers 390 Following Aspiring mad catwoman. Family , Art , Athletics, and friends , furry and otherwise, are my life.
Kimberly Nesbit @kjnesbit
421 Followers 6K Following Guiding ElonMusk’s vision for a better future through Spacex, Tesla, Neuralink, and more. & Tech enthusiast, dream chaser, and innovation advocate.
Modou @modoyjatta0
143 Followers 7K Following greetings from Gambia 🇬🇲 the smiling coast of West Africa I’m here to make new friends share good memories cultures an many more things❤️🫂🇬🇲🙏🏿
Manoela ♥ @LarissaLevelUp
82 Followers 1K Following Happiness is not having everything #ChicVibes #PrettyInEverything #SlayAllDay #GirlsWithAmbition #BraveNotPerfect #NoFilterNeeded
Clare Benzikie @clarebenzikie
37 Followers 221 Following MBACP (Accred) counsellor/psychotherapist Enjoys gardening, walking, arts and nature and rehoming hens.
Steel_Wizard @Steel_Wizard_69
2K Followers 8K Following
Prue Stopford @PrueStopford
159 Followers 573 Following Author and RIP Chartered Accountant. “Our real self is not the captive of Space and Time” ― W R Inge No DMs please
Dr Peter Caddick-Adam... @militaryhistori
86K Followers 86K Following Welcome to Planet Caddick: wordsmith & war professor; NATO historian; ex-reserve officer; 9 books; defence journalist @TheCriticMag/@BBC/@SkyNews
Clare Woodward @WoodwardClare
451 Followers 504 Following Wife, mum, lover of cats, gardening and gin. Essex Primary HT, NPQEL, Suffolk resident. Personal account: my own views.
Dr Janet Lees @Bambigoesforth
2K Followers 3K Following Writer, living in Longdendale, posting about nature, my book Surplus to Requirements and Bambi, the Mobile Chapel of St Scholastica. Instagram @bambigoeswild
Ophelia @MichelleAustin7
407 Followers 1K Following Retired from education, cat lover, avid reader, vegetarian, keen gardener, SEND school governor.
Apanthropic Latibulat... @sisalgirl
7K Followers 8K Following unorthodox follower of Christ Jesus ### You care for people and animals alike, O LORD. (Psalm 36:6b, New Living Translation)
Bob Burner @Cristopolis333
649 Followers 6K Following
boetia_norico @boetia_norico
522 Followers 754 Following
the loyal careforce @popsnglitches
166 Followers 805 Following caregiver to my young husband | kids at school & job in tech | sharing things I learn through all this | trouble will not take me in
Danice (it's 'Danis' ... @danice_danis
2K Followers 5K Following Researcher, historian, opiner, writer, artist of many mediums, crone-in-training, critic, genealogist, crazy cat/plant lady; fibromyalgia & mental health🇺🇦
Janis @DeborahBlythe
675 Followers 2K Following Mum to @buddytheborderc Love all things garden-related, wildlife and nature, reading, taking photos. Write a bit. Paint a bit . #FreeLucyLetby 🦋
Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele
391K Followers 40K Following we can only see what we think is possible...
Jeremy Barrell @JeremyDBarrell
18K Followers 19K Following Possibly more interested in trees and animals than people!
Sletoa @Sletoak7RaXs
88 Followers 5K Following
Musa 🤞 @Yuspha__
308 Followers 8K Following
Dr Louïse Hitchcock ... @ashlarblocks
3K Followers 4K Following If Russia stops fighting there’ll be no war, If Ukraine stops fighting there’ll be no Ukraine🇺🇦Classical Liberal, Archaeologist, LA= HOME🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️Воля
Mike Jones @m_j071
4 Followers 201 Following
L C Eff @TheReturnOfLCF
4K Followers 3K Following Ready, willing, but rarely able. Pianist & Piano teacher... freelance hobby consultant ... used to faff around in law... Member of the Free Speech Union
Mister Milo @MiloShropshire
6K Followers 6K Following First Minister and President for Life of Milo Manor. Refusenik. ‘The King of Z List Sweary Dogs’ - Grok
Angry E𝕏ile 🇺�... @AngryExile
2K Followers 909 Following Sweary libertarian Britstralian. A man who glares at stoats. RTs may or may not be an endorsement - make your own mind up about everything.
Jeremy Starmouse @Jeremy_Starship
2K Followers 4K Following Jeremy Livingtone Starmouse. Just your regular star mouse in a regular starship. And starships are meant to fly! Drinks tea. House Lannister.
Karyn 'Athene' Jones @Athene_jones
5K Followers 3K Following Painter in the Eastern Rhodope mountains.👩🏼🎨
Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport
52K Followers 5K Following 00 Days 00 Hours 00 Mins & 52 Seconds since last near miss. Parody.
farmergeddon🇳🇴�... @_Farmergeddon
3K Followers 3K Following Follower of interesting flocks..If you don't like my tweets, get orfff my land! Member of Free Speech Union @SpeechUnion
Ali L 🎗️ @Alichat66
11K Followers 9K Following Mostly politics, music, life in general and bird photography when the weather allows. #AmYisraelChai
@Parlez_me_nTory @Parlez_me_nTory
7K Followers 4K Following I dragged myself from landfill where others had placed me; now a recovering romantic, thank you @Leyther77 | Zero Day: 11th May 2024 Hunc tu caveto
smalls @smallpersonn
2K Followers 818 Following Penguin sized human. Shadow turtler. Likes a wander. Fond of crisps. Pub bouncer.
CairoShropshire @CairoShropshire
572 Followers 530 Following First Lady of Milo Manor. The canine Angel of Death and Carrot Thief
Fat Jacques 🏴�... @Fat_Jacques
3K Followers 4K Following FJ is retired. He is happily married to MrsFJ. Supports Watford. RTs are mostly things he finds funny. No tweet theft. Likes the meta. Hates Vauxhalls
PonteJack @somersetlevel
14K Followers 12K Following Countryside, casting a fly, springer spaniels, decent pubs and friendly folk. A Tyke in exile.
Bistua Nuova @BistuaNuova
2K Followers 927 Following Bosnian British. British Bosnian. On the square. SMIB https://t.co/YhpG278dta
Xenosmilus 🇬🇧 @Xenosmilus4
692 Followers 643 Following Ice age, ice cold...like revenge. Ancient and patient. 😉 I almost never block people, but I mute those I’ve had convos with and judged unworthy of my time.
Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain
124K Followers 2K Following He/him. Illustrator, cartoonist, husband, father, son, brother, uncle, nephew, cousin, second cousin, grandson, friend, acquaintance, enemy. @[email protected]
Charlotte Gill @CharlotteCGill
89K Followers 6K Following DOGE UK @WokeWaste💰🦄 | ENQUIRIES: [email protected] | Fanny Studies PhD | https://t.co/NJdaW5uFBk | https://t.co/nBsAJg5D3K
Gillian Flavell @FlavellG
7K Followers 4K Following Scottish Canadian 🏴🇨🇦🇬🇧 Used to administer International Trade Law Firm & herd lawyers, raised $500k for charities. HR for good reason. 🚫DMs
British Gas Help @BritishGasHelp
61K Followers 15K Following Need some help? Try our Help & Support pages at https://t.co/6d1KvkPEBu or send us your question.
Mama Cass' Ham Sandwi... @casshamsandwich
455 Followers 482 Following Part urban myth, part choker of chubby, troubled songstresses. An inoffensive lunchtime snack that has laid bare an Oizysian trail of crumbs & tragic fatties.
Just Cameroon @just_cameroon
249 Followers 64 Following
Susan Calman @SusanCalman
250K Followers 364 Following Hello. I like cats. I'm a comedian and writer. I'm on television sometimes. I think you look smashing. Instagram: OfficialSusanCalman. Tweets by Susan and team
Clean British Supplem... @britsupplements
517 Followers 46 Following we provide 100% organic supplements for optimum health and body defense! - No GMO - No bulking agents - No filling agents - No chemicals
NASA Space Alerts @NASASpaceAlerts
1.2M Followers 105 Following @NASA official notifications on cosmic activity in near-Earth space including solar events, asteroids, comets, and meteors.
Kitchen Sanctuary @KitchenSanc2ary
119K Followers 3K Following Neff Cookaholic Winner, Chocolate and to-do list addicted food blogger, freelance writer and photographer. Usually thinking about dinner whilst eating lunch...
Simon Smith @Simoncitizen
1K Followers 2K Following @Magnolia Flowers. It is only when you stop & look you see how beautiful they are. I know you appreciate. When you like retweet.
Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott
79K Followers 2K Following 2025 TOUR Dates🎟 https://t.co/TcMZ4yY0TD INSTA https://t.co/MDM7rzSaSS BUY my BOOK https://t.co/oo7jHuK60z
Mark Sudan 🇵🇸 �... @mark_sudan
100 Followers 396 Following Retd Civil Servant | Project Mgt professional | Humanist & secularist | School governor | Civic democrat | Palestine campaigner | Muhammad Ali my all-time hero
Ketts @aketton
892 Followers 254 Following Husband & Father of 3 ❤️ #NFFC ⚽️▪️ 🎬 Comedy Sketches ▪️ Instagram: aketton_ ▪️ TikTok: aketton
Pedal to the metal @HolaScrib
354 Followers 925 Following
#Marcher @MarcherReborn
13K Followers 683 Following Half man, half cheese. More air miles than Judith Chalmers
Sam Preston @Sam_SSSLearning
1K Followers 802 Following Safeguarding director @SSSLearning #author @AnimalsCount member Gardening is my passion Views my own Threads: sam_ssslearning Bluesky: samssslearning
Greater Anglia @greateranglia
124K Followers 176 Following Welcome to the official account of Greater Anglia! 👋 ℹ️ We are here to assist you! Live service information 👇 https://t.co/MFl8c5rjDs
Wilton Spinach 🍳 @OverAtSusies
306 Followers 305 Following Lots of easy to follow creations for fellow home cooks, who sometimes need inspiration. Don’t dread those words ‘What’s for tea?’ 😋
Garden Brocante @GardenBrocante
41K Followers 2K Following I buy and sell antiques. I sow and grow flowers. Instagram an_acre_of_flowers UK 🇬🇧 THIS IS MY ONLY ACCOUNT
Richy Craven @RichyCraven
16K Followers 1K Following Half man, half-wit. Spirit Level. In shops April 2024 Rep'd by Ciara Finan at Curtis Brown
Dr Philip Lee @drphiliplee1
77K Followers 2K Following Consultant Elderly Care Physician in the NHS. Still not an MP. He/Him.
WhatToGrow @WhatToGrowUK
141 Followers 185 Following WhatToGrow is a lifestyle gardening magazine. Real gardeners and their gardens and allotments. #WhatToGrow #GardeningX
nycdeb @nycdeb
1K Followers 397 Following Rootless cosmopolitan, a content manager, food & travel focused, a tad cat mad & living among piles of books. 📚 ✡ 🐈✈️🍰 (nyc_deb on 🧵s)
🌱Lovely_Plot 💅�... @lovely_plot
46K Followers 2K Following Polish girl on the British soil🇵🇱 🇬🇧 • Find my monthly column in @gardenanswers ☺ • Nature 🌱🐝 Travel & Sea 🌎🌊 • Living the good life🤗
Arting Ange @Ange__Art
43 Followers 92 Following Soft pastel artwork, mostly. Might throw in the odd watercolour or acrylic.
Archaeo - Histories @archeohistories
558K Followers 21 Following History is an unending dialogue between present and the past, that's why few pages of history give more insight than all the metaphysical volumes. (24)
🌱Daphne Meadows @Daphne_Meadows_
2K Followers 162 Following Plant lover 🌿 Gardener 🌻 Nature enthusiast 🐝
Ask eBay @AskeBay
128K Followers 6K Following @AskeBay support hours are from 6AM to 6PM PT - 7 days a week! For help outside of these hours contact eBay Customer Service at https://t.co/iL4Y5W3kX6
Visit Southend @VisitSouthend
11K Followers 162 Following There's so much more besides the seaside... so whether you're a resident, visitor or just curious, follow us to discover the very best of Southend.
HMRC Customer Support @HMRCcustomers
121K Followers 5 Following We can help with general queries about HMRC products & services. Monday to Friday 8am - 8pm, Saturday 8am - 4pm. No personal info please. DMs are not monitored.
Málaga Turismo @turismodemalaga
36K Followers 1K Following Twitter oficial del Área de Turismo del Ayuntamiento de @malaga. Eventos, exposiciones temporales, museos, espectáculos y toda la oferta turística de Málaga.
Young Voices @YVconcerts
12K Followers 301 Following https://t.co/gtUcl2J2lf Socials - https://t.co/htRS7ObLAS
Niall Clarke @nialljclarke
2K Followers 2K Following
Clare Breedon @ClareBreedon
2K Followers 4K Following Oh well this is difficult... I love funny Twitter, I empathise with serious Twitter. I’m a sucker for a good cause and I absolutely hate injustice of any kind.
Holly Brockwell @holly
111K Followers 53K Following Tech, cats, cat-tech & being catty about tech. Basically I'm a writer who also runs a cat rescue. Well, I do have a lot of mice. [email protected]
Kate isn't really her... @katebevan
22K Followers 5K Following Not really here these days - find me over there 👇 🟦: https://t.co/SqQwmXzVcG Cat pics, tech, ranting. Sweary.
Jimmy The Mower @mowermanjimmy
11K Followers 8K Following One of the good guys Don't take anything too seriously apart from the mowing. Machinery reviewer and turf industry influencer https://t.co/DmbVF77vvw
London Sheep Drive �... @SheepDriveLDN
1K Followers 703 Following The City of London's annual Sheep Drive & Livery Fair, hosted by @TheWoolmen. Sunday 24th Sept 2023. Insta:@SheepDriveLondon #LondonSheepDrive
Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK
678K Followers 3K Following The official Aldi UK Twitter page. This week our Social Media Team are available Monday to Saturday 8am-8pm and Sunday 10am-4pm.
Hilltop Junior @HilltopJun
636 Followers 147 Following A school where children are at the HEART of all we do. Follow this link to discover more. https://t.co/8Isqsod8dx…
Secret London @Secret_LDN
30K Followers 1K Following 🇬🇧 Uncovering London’s best kept secrets 🤫 SECRET CLUB - JOIN NOW!
Southend & South Esse... @HistorySouthend
1K Followers 308 Following Historian of S. Essex. Local military and peacetime history. Director of Heritage & History @yoursouthchurch. DM for enquiries.
Rate My Sausage @RateMySausage
3K Followers 720 Following I'm Simon I write the world's 2nd best sausages website...also Dad, 22 years RAF, GYO, Heineken fan...promoting proper butchers & produce. MH worker.
Mark Slack @mes4icon
499 Followers 1K Following Tweets are mine and not reflective of my employer or others. I aspire to be kind - some days it's a struggle. Typos haunt me.
RHS Garden Hyde Hall @RHSHydeHall
13K Followers 4K Following We no longer share content on X but still monitor comments and queries. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @rhshydehall