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Houston lawyer and Certified Cicerone® Keith Jaasma once wrote bad poetry about the Supreme Court and might again but would rather just talk about beer for now Houston, Texas Joined August 2009-
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So I took some time off from here and now I’m a Certified Cicerone® for some reason. For reals. I am unsure if the two are related. @cicerone
Worst Facebook post: “my son/daughter just passed his/her driver’s test so look out! He/she is likely to do the vehicular manslaughter to you!”
Me: Finally I can eat healthy and lose that holiday weight. Court Reporting Service: Here is this giant bin of chocolate covered peanut brittle that I shall leave in your office kitchen.
Hey guys maybe we should reconstitute Twitter on CB radio. Breaker breaker!
This is probably what people felt like during The Great CB Radio Crash of 1979.
Which Mastodon server do I join to drop dad jokes about Pennoyer v. Neff?
This Astros-Mariners 0-0 game is the soccer of baseball.
Racquetball won’t stop talking to Tennis and Squash about how it thinks Pickleball is just a fad.
Things that are not cool For ex-Presidents to do: Espionaging
Where are the haiku? I can’t even anymore Fun, ‘til it wasn’t
Shurtleff v. City of Boston (5/3/2022) Boston City Hall Can’t ban Christian flag from pole When others allowed supremecourt.gov/opinions/21pdf… #SCOTUS #haiku
Twitter today feeling like . . .
So, fun fact, when I was a kid, my dad worked in the Lumen building from Severance on Apple TV+. It’s an old Bell Labs building in Holmdel, NJ. First place I ever used a picture phone or played a video game (Lunar Lander on a desktop). @BenStiller
Look people, the first rule of Onstage at the Oscars Fight Club is we don’t talk about Onstage at the Oscars Fight Club unless the Australian and Japanese broadcasts don’t censor it, and then it is totally on . . .
Somewhere there’s someone who is actually an epidemiologist, a constitutional scholar, AND a military strategist, and they’re really pissed off that so many people on Twitter are purporting to be all three things as well.
With Justice Breyer retiring, who will assume the mantle as the Supreme Court Justice that 97% of the public can’t name? My money’s on Justice What’s- His-Name.
There’s no shame In putting your car keys in the fridge at work so you won’t forget to take your leftovers home.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this - but no bar needs 30 taps these days. Only 6-8 of them make you any money anyway. $$ Love them the most. You’re welcome.
Y'all know I love my Phillies. But this #HOUvsTEX game is just so much fun and such great baseball. I love October.
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Well it’s been a good run on Twitter but there’s been a noticeable change the last several months for me in terms of visibility, and I’m not expecting that to change. But I’ll still be here dropping truth bombs on whatever the hell they plan on calling this thing
@davidnilsenbeer You don't have to like IPAs. You really don't. It's OK. You don't have to make yourself like them, or pretend to like them. Just find what you like and drink it!
@davidnilsenbeer And not all beer is bitter. I hear that one all the time and folks need to realize beer can emulate pretty much any flavor…sweet, sour, tart, salty…
@BoakandBailey Beer people have never managed to deal with acidity sensibly. Is fruit “sour?” Your example of a raspberry stout is a good example. We don’t call wine sour. Yet acidity is a big deal in both. But if breweries add any wild bugs, they tend to call the beer sour, even if it’s not.
When you’re talking about tragic rock deaths, I still get a little emotional about the day we lost Spinal Tap’s great John “Stumpy” Pepys to a bizarre gardening accident.
@brewerytravels most pastry stouts are trash. People put way too many things in them and they end up too sickly sweet to even drink. But a well-made one is one of my favorite styles
@brewerytravels Smoothie sours were a practical joke that got wildly out of hand.
Really, really hoping MLB decides to eliminate the pitch clock in the 9th inning of close games (within 3 runs for me). The clock has been necessary and terrific, we just don't need to rush these moments. Every pitch here would have been a clear violation.
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