TheAwkwardGuide @TheAwkwardGuide
Funnies about the pitfalls of living a socially awkward life, and how to cope magnificently with everything from growing up, to wearing fake moustaches theawkwardguide.com Joined September 2013-
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Awkward Guide gang ready for #Halloween On a completely unrelated note, I've had a very productive day.
Terribly excited to announce new website. Much less confusing than the last one, fortunately. theawkwardguide.com
To cheer up a Monday morning just remember that right at this moment someone, somewhere is trying to push open a "pull" door.
Just like a GPS only ever-so-slightly less high tech
Probably more amused than I should be to discover that there's a part of the bike called the "spoke nipple"
72% of Britons are wondering who that person is who just said hello to them.
To all the horses out there who haven't realised they're far too small to pull a carriage - we salute you! #newhero
Congrats to everyone having a #graduation this summer! Now just don't fall over and/or wee on your robe tiny.cc/j20shx
Here's a newish one for good measure - the awkward guide to getting coiffed alotlikejen.wordpress.com/2014/05/08/the…
Kind of a little bit forgot I had twitter for a while there
Swanky new post! Well alright it's not swanky, but it is new alotlikejen.wordpress.com/2013/11/24/the…
Nothing says 8am on a Monday like being squashed against some total strangers in an underground tunnel alotlikejen.wordpress.com/2013/11/03/the…
Maps are fun! Unless you actually need to get somewhere alotlikejen.wordpress.com/2013/10/04/the…
enjoying the "Twitter is better with friends!" notice that has just popped up. Alright, Twitter, no need to rub it in.
@AranWS Hurrah! Tremendous news! Hope the blog is going well, any more creative scribblings in the works?
I'll bring the digestives, you bring the orange squash alotlikejen.wordpress.com/2013/09/23/the…
Once you've recovered from that severe case of Mr Muscle inhalation, have a gander at this alotlikejen.wordpress.com/2013/09/17/the…
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