The Awkward Type @TheAwkwardType
Red Head • Got Famous 4 recognizing celebrity voices • Export Manager • Adoptive/Bio Mom • Obsessed with Comedy • Addicted to @BravoTV • Trying to be the good Joined August 2008-
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Buying concert tickets should be like buying flights. Buy a seat now & then upgrade seats closer to the date. $600 front row seat for @DavidSpade is my dream, but not sure if that’s insanity!
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convo with the husband who promised to buy tickets today but @mattrife sold out already!
Finally reading @jaume hr37 s Grasping for Airtime, was worried it would demolish my view of comedian @DavidSpade but he is even better Same model chasing, wisecracking, jokester. Reading this book and ignoring my kids is getting me thru this vacation!
Hubby & I get each other a funny/creative @DairyQueen cake every birthday to mark a milestone, or something big about that year. This year was celebrating was watching @lildickytweets @DaveOnFXX @GaTaGED nonstop. I’m wiggling into 37!
Hubby & I get each other a funny/creative @DairyQueen cake every birthday to mark a milestone, or something big about that year. I was shocked to see a white Obama, and then he told me we have tickets to #BravoCon it’s actually @Andy !
I never thought my husband would find out what a terrible speller I was until having a toddler. "Get the SYPIDER, before she turns around"!
Nicole Kidmans accent popped out more than her nipples. #BigLittleLies
Occasionally I leave some peanut butter on my kids hands so the dog will play with her. Okay... EVERY day I leave some pb on my kids hands..
I've listed in my will to show my favorite clip at my funeral. @danacarvey @tombrokaw #GeraldFordDiedToday@83 youtu.be/fvQKH1O4Hkw
Alright men, you win. Having to remove 50 straight pins out of a dress shirt prior to use is much worse than periods. For real.
#TheLobster is the worst movie I've ever seen and unfortunately I've watched Run Lola Run and #SuicideSquad
Husband discussing #Olympics-I'd rather my daughter play a sport she can make a living at but she's a woman so that's not going to happen.
terrible feeling 2 arrive @ a donut shop at 6am ready to bite into a tasty donut only 2 find out they don't open till 7. #knowYourAudience
Me: I think broccoli would have made this taste better Husband: Said no one ever
Kids would make a killing if they went door to door selling stamps before critical holidays. $$$ for 1 stamp to send a Father's Day card
Txting "oh, I'm working late tonight" bc I actually already got home, took off my bra & don't care enough about the person 2 put it back on.
Think of how much money they could have saved by handing out carnations instead of roses? #Bachelorette #BachelorNation @RealitySteve
Traveling all the way to Canada to see @BrandonFlowers. Cant wait to see what u will wear to beat this jacket.
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