COMEDY WRITER: @heyitsopus funny 'writerz.' YouTube: 'Eric Winer's What I Did On My Pandemic Vacation.' LYRICIST: Bojangles Of Harlem: Stumptown Stages Portlandyoutube.com/channel/UCD4qE… Detroit, MIJoined May 2013
Because they have bigger penises.
Because he thinks he's the only one who gets to indiscriminately poop on everything
Because they never let him cut in line at the Mar-a-Lago Sunday Alpo Buffet.
Because you don't have to be a celebrity dog to sniff butts in public.
Because they have bigger penises.
Because he thinks he's the only one who gets to indiscriminately poop on everything
Because they never let him cut in line at the Mar-a-Lago Sunday Alpo Buffet.
Because you don't have to be a celebrity dog to sniff butts in public.
Donald Trump Jr. is complaining again about the price of petroleum products. And that's just for his 'do.
"Average American? You know how much I spend on these gels and lacquers? I buy Costco pallet-loads of this shit and I'm still getting raked over the coals."
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Fleetwood F'd
Earth Wind & Fraudulent
Up Yours W/People
Sly & The Family Stoned On Hair Gel Fumes
Chutzpah & The Blowhards
Grift Doctors
Mothers Of Incarceration
'Til Taco Tues.
Big Brother & The Shell Corp.
Strawberry Alarm Clock On The Nightstand Next To Mein Kampf
@Satiristas
If I tell the neighbor kids to "GET OFF MY LAWN" I'm a geezer but if I invite them ON my lawn someone will accuse me of being a creepster. F-it, I'm ditching the lawn and getting a big-ass stone garden. Expenses be-damned; gotta be cheaper than dealing with vandalism or lawsuits.
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Give Ukraine the weapons to win!
I thought we'd be better than this by now.
#VoteBlue
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All opinions are my own
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This was the sign she held the last two marches before she died.
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