Dave Malone @ThoughtAddled

Though @blackmirror #Bandersnatch is reportedly "choose your own adventure," I feel in my bones that no matter what I choose, I'm doomed. 😨 #BlackMirrorBrokeMe

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Dave Malone @ThoughtAddled

7 years ago

The Man—@BeckyLynchWWE, if you're not paying attention—deserves both women's titles for owning both the ring & especially Twitter. 👍

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Dave Malone @ThoughtAddled

7 years ago

#NationalDoughnutDay That was a good muffin. That's right, Twitter: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

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Dave Malone @ThoughtAddled

7 years ago

#TrumpIsSoOutOfTouchThat he will likely reply to this tweet. And all the other ones too. 😫

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Dave Malone @ThoughtAddled

7 years ago

Huzzah #EatWhatYouWantDay! Or, as it's better known to me, "A day."

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Dave Malone @ThoughtAddled

8 years ago

#FakeBabyFacts Babies are surprisingly resourceful & self-reliant.

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Dave Malone @ThoughtAddled

8 years ago

As expected, the absence of women's matches during the #GreatestRoyalRumble is being felt. 🙁 #WWEGRR

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Dave Malone @ThoughtAddled

8 years ago

Kudos to Jeff Hardy on retaining but, "The Modern Day Maharaja versus....Jeff" just sounded funny. #WWEGRR #GreatestRoyalRumble

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Dave Malone @ThoughtAddled

8 years ago

So the Russians must've hacked Josh Allen's Twitter feed, right? #DraftDay #DirtyTricks

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Dave Malone @ThoughtAddled

8 years ago

HAPPY #DRAFTDAY...WOOT!!! It's my FIRM prediction that the #Patriots will make 0, 1, 2, or 3 picks in the 1st round tonight. 😂

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Dave Malone @ThoughtAddled

8 years ago

Ok, it got "personal...very personal" for Dez Bryant, but my favorite part is that his Twitter bio STILL says, "Cowboy for Life!" 😂

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Dave Malone @ThoughtAddled

8 years ago

Classy crazy respects classy crazy. #Respect #ThankYouSaraya #ThankYouAJ

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Dave Malone @ThoughtAddled

8 years ago

Must see whole pic below to see Isaiah's IG reply to Kyrie. #Celtics Just two CLASSY dudes I've had—& WILL have—the distinct pleasure to root for/be amazed by. 👍