Simone Turkington @Tikidoll

Writer, napist, podcaster, Melbournian, former child magician, finally an adult magician. Regular Magic Castle performer. instagram.com/magicalsimone Los Angeles, CA Joined May 2007

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Simone Turkington @Tikidoll

3 years ago

When you're in a restaurant looking at your receipt deciding how much to tip and RHCP comes on it really complicates things.

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4 years ago

I'm really enjoying Turning Red but prefer the original when it was called Teen Wolf.

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4 years ago

Less than three weeks until I hit Chicago Magic Lounge! Cannot wait! @ Chicago Magic Lounge instagram.com/p/CblDPBmvbpk/…

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Amazing night last night doing close-up, strolling and stage magic with the brilliant David Kovac and Jon Armstrong at fabulous California Club in downtown LA! @ California Club instagram.com/p/CU7ysLkJoNF/…

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4 years ago

Just posted a photo @ Aiden Sinclair's Underground instagram.com/p/CTDaS7Nvw3T/…

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Simone Turkington @Tikidoll

5 years ago

Should I participate in this study? It say DOES it's run by America Top Doctors.*🧐 *sarcasm

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Simone Turkington @Tikidoll

5 years ago

All these years eye rolling as Trump called @nytimes Fake News and then I see this garbage, Times produced Britney doc. It's like Q-Anon for the Britney set.

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sarah o'grady 🧡 @ladyogrady

5 years ago

Absolute mic drop. I’d love to hear someone answer this question.

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Simone Turkington @Tikidoll

5 years ago

I didn't expect to see Mike Pence today and hope I was looking at the next President. #ImpeachTrumpNow

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5 years ago

I wonder if people who didn't see this coming will be able to process, finally, that they are fucking idiots.

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5 years ago

I am thankful for #DiaperDon

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5 years ago

How many times have parents hypocritically scolded their kids for their impatience in the last 24 hours?

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Ally Hirschlag @AllyHirschlag

5 years ago

Why does Mitch McConnell's hand look like he's been battling horcruxes?

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Mike Reese @SheriffReese

5 years ago

In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.

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5 years ago

As someone who deals with a relentless, interrupting child on a daily basis, I can say Biden did a better job at it than I do. #Debatenight

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5 years ago

Just chiming in for #ObamaDayJune14th #ObamaAppreciationDay For so many reasons but at the very least, because he can hold a bottle of water.

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6 years ago

I rarely promote my shoes, but this has a great lineup and helps Australia!

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6 years ago

I rarely promote my shoes, but this has a great lineup and helps Australia!

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Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA

6 years ago

the Impeachment Hearings is like watching Wheel of Fortune where the puzzle is completely solved but contestants keep guessing letters

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6 years ago

Republicans doing an amazing job flipping the narrative. 😂😂😂 #ImpeachmentHearings

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6 years ago

Scrolling through YouTube I see a video of Mayim Bialik talking about Beaches. "Ahhhhhh!" but before I hastily click I tell myself "She was hardly even in it." and only then was I able to move on.