Tim @TimDufffy
Parody account of @Timduffy he/him instagram.com/timduffy Chicago, IL Joined August 2011-
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when my waiter named Lash gives me more money back than I should be getting
Just put a potato in the oven so I can have a potato in an hour or so. And you’d be wise to do the same
Yay Janeane Garofalo!
BREAKING NEWS The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the 2025 #NobelPeacePrize to Maria Corina Machado for her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela and for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to
Vaxxed?
The demolition of Sheraton Crossroads Hotel in Mahwah, New Jersey
threw away my sugar free lactose free Greek yogurt
@maddy_mcdeezy A trip to Nola just to get a scarf that matches my natural tones
had the hiccups and now they’re gone
Ed Sheeran announces new album ‘Play’ out September 12th.
i like when a greeting card already has a note pre written in there for you :) then u write ur own little note below it like hi haha that was the card before but it’s me now
Sufjan Stevens on the Bay of Pigs Invasion: “Girl I can’t with that mess.”
You’ll never catch me complaining to an airline on social media. Idc if they deserve it, it’s so embarrassing. Have some couth and draft an email mama
January Jones slams United Airlines for offering $15 food vouchers following 16-hour flight delay: “Do better. A couple $15 food vouchers isn't gonna cut it.”
thought this was nina
miss Brittany Broski decided to remember everyone what it means to SING!! i'm sorry but she ate
It’s called Lakeview Athletic Club
We need MENS ONLY gyms. 2 reasons: 1. Women literally wear their underwear to the gym these days. It’s wildly inappropriate & immodest, designed to cause men to lust. Men shouldn’t have to deal with that at the gym. 2. It’s important for men to have regular space & time
Can AI write the thanksgiving episodes of gossip girl? Right
Why spend $30 on uber eats when you can spend $60 on a home cooked meal
modolamin jabbi @modolaminjabbi
97 Followers 3K Following we are in need of support brothers and sisters ❤️🙏
Mary wayne @MarkWahlbelg
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1616tmtm @1616tmtm
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안상우 @mymid6
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TRUVD @tvd222495212099
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Ava Jones @AvaJones228828
191 Followers 729 Following
Leo @Chwblulu
35 Followers 173 Following
武汉苏东坡女士... @sisterhidi
5K Followers 7K Following 我是武汉苏东坡女士，湖北文旅推荐大使，喜欢思考、阅读、历史、写作、记录和游历。生于长江之畔，长在荆楚大地，自小浸润在“九省通衢”的烟火气与“天下绝景”的壮阔里，对这片土地有着刻进骨子里的热爱。联系邮箱：[email protected]。
Dom dolla @JohnAdeyem63512
12 Followers 258 Following No room for a Saint (ft. Nathan Nicholson) This is my fan page …#God loves you more
聚贤社区-振家�... @XPjbyFGQ6s35996
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Ambition @Ambition687852
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Nevesit @Nevesit171761
54 Followers 5K Following
𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘴𝘩�... @DefundTheTops
10 Followers 48 Following 𝙏𝙍𝙐𝙀 𝙇𝙄𝙁𝙀: 𝘐 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘓𝘪𝘻. 𝘐 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮. 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵. ʹ
John B @Def_not_john
2 Followers 3 Following
Ryan @ryjknapp
103 Followers 2K Following
matt @mattodowd9
246 Followers 222 Following
✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @chi_urbanist
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加勒特 @GTH0MP
393 Followers 317 Following
Anthony Michael Kreis... @AnthonyMKreis
70K Followers 10K Following Constitutional law professor, historical political scientist, studying American Political Development and Anglo-American Constitutionalism
Jim @_JimMc_
156 Followers 411 Following
Bravo Connoisseur @BRVOconnoisseur
8K Followers 5K Following Connoisseur of all things @bravotv.. keeping it honest & always factual ... - (NOT in anyway affiliated with Bravo TV / NBC Universal)
Ajith @Ajith06304597
0 Followers 31 Following
Choice @CURI0US2
4 Followers 556 Following
Colin Rourke @ballin_rourke
20K Followers 690 Following Chicago comedian and writer living in Brooklyn.
Barrett Pall is an ab... @BarrettisAFraud
55 Followers 23 Following Wanna-be activist and wanna-be model Barrett Paul is a FRAUD. He is abusive towards the lgbtq+ community and gaslights minorities. Share your stories here.
ChampagneSlurpee @ChampagneSlurpE
898 Followers 2K Following @MariahCarey is my hero so this is mostly a Twitter Fan Account but we love everyone. Well except for JLo, Nikki Minaj, and Eminem... we don’t know her #Lamb 🐑
Inglasio @Inglasioxxx
65 Followers 1K Following
otttttter @otttttter
47 Followers 7K Following
Matt G @mgnegy
20 Followers 117 Following
Patricio Del Toro @Patrickray510
237 Followers 560 Following Pop Culture, Aesthetics, Strong Drinks... Forever seeking impeccable vibes while being overly Type A 🕺🏻 Purveyor of leisure
J @joebro2007
9 Followers 707 Following
Shawn Robinson @ShawnRobinHood7
12K Followers 355 Following
Nathaniel Rakich @baseballot
73K Followers 3K Following Managing editor @VotebeatUS. Previously senior editor and senior elections analyst @FiveThirtyEight. Email, don't DM: nrakich at votebeat dot org
Lakshya Jain @lxeagle17
95K Followers 3K Following software/ML engineer, polling+political data @TheArgumentMag, co-founder @SplitTicket_, and @cal alum. ✉️ [email protected]. i hate sports
Chicago 2100 Urbanism @Chicago2100
4K Followers 6K Following Demanding A World-Class Transit System for Chicago: https://t.co/mXPqquKqjZ Advocating for a better tomorrow, one street at a time
Grace @gracecamille_
83K Followers 1K Following i am currently reading Infinite Jest for the 6th time
bald ann dowd @ali_sivi
72K Followers 5K Following my name is sivi and i am not emmy award-winning actress ann dowd
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
21.0M Followers 699 Following Always fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. 107 Days available now.
🏗 BuildingUpChi �... @BuildingChi
7K Followers 228 Following 🏗 I brake for tower cranes, then post them at https://t.co/RbnqMKcFn2 🏗 Views are my own; you have no right to block them with your building.
matt @mattodowd9
246 Followers 222 Following
Matt G @mgnegy
20 Followers 117 Following
✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @chi_urbanist
28K Followers 6K Following
加勒特 @GTH0MP
393 Followers 317 Following
sila puhl @c_lapuhl
7K Followers 594 Following comedian . and goofy guy with comforting aura. Huggable. lovable. refreshed 🙌
Colin Rourke @ballin_rourke
20K Followers 690 Following Chicago comedian and writer living in Brooklyn.
blaire erskine @blaireerskine
339K Followers 2K Following tv writer | important: https://t.co/9vq0Dsmgrl
Jon Stewart @jonstewart
1.6M Followers 3 Following
President Biden Archi... @POTUS46Archive
35.4M Followers 5 Following This is an archive of a Biden administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
Brett @b_chome
10 Followers 136 Following
E-Boy Mike @MrBobbyFlay
655 Followers 419 Following Life is too short to have chill | Retired Landscaper | Model for Farm and Fleet™ |
Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1
1.3M Followers 667 Following Executive Producer @weeknightmsnow. Opinions mine. Do not congratulate. THREADS @griffinkyle BLUESKY @kylegriffin1
Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen
615K Followers 1K Following "a known liar" -Donald Trump. Political commentary. 5 billion views on YouTube. #1 NYT bestselling author. Host of @NoLieWithBTC. Clips at @btc_clipsYou might like
