Courtney Parchman @cornydawgy
I love u my little Twitter Joined February 2014-
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manifesting me getting this job by spending money like I have it
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I refuse to be controlled by a calendar so happy birthday to me today
5'6" men on hinge looking for "short-term relationships" oh i'm sure
Cardi b needs to change her title to comedian rapper
Congrats to all 172 people that got Forbes 30 under 30!
Wokeness and gluten intolerance is directly correlated
15 lbs away from not having to rely on having a good personality!!!
I went on a date last night and the guy kept calling it a meet-cute and I really don’t know if he remembers we met on hinge
Nobody take my idea but I’m gna be slutty trump for halloween
One time I told a guy that I was seeing that I didn’t like him and he told me he thinks I am karma for cheating on his previous gf of 4 years and dead ass I have never felt like had more of a purpose than in that moment
skyler gisondo is my princess diana
yeah i think about the roman empire daily
Twitter was so good when I had thoughts now me brain dead
Every few months, Jennifer gardner will go through all my vids and stories on ig and like them but she refuses to follow me! Keep that ratio girl!
sally darr @sallydarr
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Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmi.. @GKuhlenschmidt
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Meg Stalter @megstalter
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Natalie @jbfan911
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awalmartparkinglot �.. @awalmartparking
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Sam Taggart @samttaggart
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Here’s the thing... @ritz_charlie
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44 Followers 253 Following
Rashad B @DapperDanDaDon
29 Followers 596 Following "Shoot for the stars, cause the sky is the limit"
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chloe @chloepeterson81
224 Followers 126 Following
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Ella Flatau Harrison @ellsbells1989
1 Followers 20 Following
FanieMontanie @FMontanie
10 Followers 44 Following One time I met John Stamos on a plane and he told me I was pretty
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2 Followers 200 Following
Oleksander @chima54792
360 Followers 4K Following Ukraine soldier 🇺🇦🇺🇦 i love USA 🇱🇷 and I want to get married from USA citizens if you are interested for relationship DM me private AM here to marry 🇱🇷
Musab | Digi Graphics @DigiGraphics01
389 Followers 6K Following Graphic Designer ⚡ Professional Logo Designer | ⚡ Thumbnail | Social Media Post | ⚡ Photoshop | illustrator #Freelance #GraphicDesign #Logo #Digital #Thumbnail
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82 Followers 1K Following
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Rafet @RKucukoglu12023
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Toni Corgi Lover @CorgiToni
11K Followers 7K Following I asked #God for a true friend..So sent me #CorgiDog.Follow us for daily Corgi dogs content 🐶#corgipuppies #dogoftheda#corgioftheday #puppies 🇺🇲USA🇺🇲💝💖
sally darr @sallydarr
23K Followers 545 Following big time movie director 🪄 🫠 🤌🏻 CAA ✉️ [email protected]
Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmi.. @GKuhlenschmidt
163K Followers 1K Following straight lesbian comedian. she/her,,, [email protected]
Meg Stalter @megstalter
177K Followers 2K Following My name is Meg Stalter I’m 5’7 I’m living in LA and a fun fact about me is something bad happened to my cousin https://t.co/7VYjghT2Ta
Sam Taggart @samttaggart
13K Followers 883 Following One of the first good girls to go bad. Co-host of @straightiolab. Listen here: https://t.co/Gsg4hj9RcQ
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Nori Reed @realnorireed
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Alex Edelman @AlexEdelman
39K Followers 2K Following Comedian. JUST FOR US on @HBO on April 6. 🎟️s for LA in link.
Jon Michael Simpson @realjuhmichael
178 Followers 302 Following Tickle water fan. Emmy nominated filmmaker & actor. Milli Vanilli 🎶 Will 👋 in Sorry About The Demon @shudder 📽 Dir. @HiImBlakeFilm and Hi I’m series on MAX🍿
Heather McMahan @HeatherKMcMahan
10K Followers 672 Following comedian & actress with a thick neck and thin ankles. doing the most and the least at the same damn time.
manolo @manolosomething
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Michelle Obama @MichelleObama
22.1M Followers 18 Following Girl from the South Side and former First Lady. Wife, mother, dog lover. Always hugger-in-chief. #TheLightWeCarry
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
13.2M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
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19.8M Followers 721 Following Fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. Official account is @VP.
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223K Followers 3K Following I miss Neopets. | Founding Host of ‘What a Day’ from @crookedmedia | @SundanceOrg Alum | OBVIOUSLY is out NOW📗
Jim Fagan @JamesFagan
715 Followers 885 Following Proud @WGAeast Cohost @yubnubpod , @comedycentral guy Author of "The Sound" in Oxford's @Anthrop_Review https://t.co/rFGKj38rsJ
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Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.0M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.
charlie @chunkbardey
101K Followers 911 Following here for a good time and a long time. ultimately a comedian. is this helping??? i have a podcast called @ExplorationLive
Hanna Dickinson @hansdickie
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Christiana Lopez @awnabot
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Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti
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look how simple life is when u don’t have to pay rent
Whew, call me a Boeing 737 cause I’m barely holding it together
We are 6 months into 2024 and it's still January.
AYO HOSTING SNL I’M SO SORRY FOR WHO I WILL BECOME !!!!!!!!!!
6'4" wearing a top hat in a theater. I'd shoot him too.
The top hat worn by Abraham Lincoln the night he was shot.
rest in peace ❤
Emma Stone shot by Adrienne Raquel.
She is the mother I never had, she is the sister everybody would want. She is the friend that everybody deserves. I don't know a better person.
the airport seriously needs to consider adding some personality hires in their tsa department. absolutely 0 razzle dazzle here
me forgetting to eat all day n feeling snatched
They’re like 2 little crusty white dogs that are shaking all the time and won’t hesitate to bite your ankle
How i feel after pumping gas and taking out the trash
i really don’t be listening!!!!!!!!! stubborn ass capricorn
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@Variety @queenmarajesty Jennifer Lopez is far more beautiful than her !
Literally everyone is getting married
If i was a girl cat and i saw a boy cat get the zoomies that would be such an ick
me checking my bank account after an “it’s ok i deserve it” wknd
when you’re being mean to me just know this is who you’re being mean to
i’ve gotta hand it to him he was the cuntiest US president of all time
Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!
me at the gym asking if anyone is using the 5 lb dumbbell
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