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I had a marvelous time ruining everything. Joined May 2009-
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you wouldn't last a day in the asylum where they raised me
*adding I cry a lot but I am so productive to my work email signature*
I'm excited the framing of this story is the dad can't be away from his kids because he innocently broke a law and he didn't know he brought his ammunition U.S. tourist faces 12 years in prison after bringing ammunition to Turks and Caicos nbcnews.com/news/us-news/u… via @NBCNews
If you ever had a “move back in with your parents” stage, you have no business judging homeless people. The only difference between you and them is you were privileged enough to have a fallback.
I did not recall the homophobia on #RHODC, but here it is. Gross.
I strive to give as little fucks as a teenage fast food worker in the Mall of America.
Still relevant.
and, fuck you aimee #TSTTPD
Does anyone else say front room instead of living room? I grew up saying front room and someone told me it was quirky.
I could use a cane or something to get around due to knee pain. And wouldn’t you know - I have NO upcoming Southwest flights to milk this for all it’s worth. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
I can't figure out easter eggs and secret posts, but I will celebrate The Tortured Poets Department era tomorrow. @taylornation13 #TTPD
A serger only has two speeds - 0 or meth-induced sewing.
Lolololol real patriot here lololol @siggyflicker Former 'Real Housewives' star Siggy Flicker's stepson arrested on Jan. 6 charges nbcnews.com/politics/justi… via @NBCNews
I have reached the part of my gastric bypass journey where my knee is in so much pain when I'm active, I worry I fucked it forever by being overweight for so long. Ugh....
Southwest: $49 FARE SALE!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOK NOW ENJOY THE SUMMER!!!!!!!!!! Minneapolis fare sale: $89 to St. Louis enjoy suckers
fun fact: a kangaroo is just a deer that’s been to prison
First OJ is in the news, then John Wayne Bobbitt….my childhood of reading the National Enquirer is flashing before my eyes.
David Sommer Choice H.. @Agentsommer
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Art Kramer @KramerArt95233
102 Followers 3K Following
AmericanAir Support @American_Airspt
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American Air Query Un.. @Query_Unit
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MARK American AIR SUP.. @mark_airDesk1
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Emilia @7k64vgug3q
2 Followers 289 Following From Hong Kong, currently in Spain.Raised in a business family and fluent in English Looking to make friends. Let's connect! https://t.co/5QQAQbsd7q
Mr. David Letterman @D_Letterman_
5 Followers 475 Following #MyNextGuest. Season 4.@Netflix. Out now. Official private account!
Luke Bryan @TimFanPage53
17 Followers 469 Following "Love You, Miss You, Mean It" out now! Mind of a Country Boy Tour now on sale FAN PAGE ONLY
Blatz Beer @BlatzBeerLover
2K Followers 1K Following Extremely Unofficial Blatz Ambassador. Long live the brown triangle. https://t.co/ckwkoGMgu5
Thethoo @Thethoo411779
28 Followers 2K Following
evan_destefano @slimysuzzy
383 Followers 2K Following Photographer Personal account ,Nashville TN. Probably on a tour bus somewhere.
Marcus William @MarcusWill1810
299 Followers 4K Following A hero is an ordinary individual who find strength to preserve and endure despite any overwhelming obstacle....Trooper,Deployed🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸God bless America.
Max Axel @TheMaxAxel
135 Followers 574 Following Just a NorCal guy with an axe to grind...Proud to be blocked by @RealJamesWoods #WhoDat #Fender #Blackstar #Jackson #BeatCal #NeverTrump #NeverAnyTrumpSupporter
Worlds okest sister. @itsdesserts
902 Followers 854 Following Just a teacher who loves her dogs & is obsessed with crocheting. Who’s ready for happy hour?
RS @RichieSwea
63 Followers 413 Following
Nessisel @nessisel55179
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Tim McGraw @mcgraw_tim29112
9 Followers 298 Following This is my only private Page beware of imposters y'all. happy new year in advance
Maria Karvouni Truth .. @MariaTruthXFact
16 Followers 397 Following Victim of uneducated authorities, victim of bad graduates, victim of low level realities, victim of fallacious perceptions, victim of ignorants, victim of more
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4K Followers 3K Following Dual citizen (🇺🇸/🇱🇻🇪🇺). Polyglot. Board-certified dermatologist. Tweets re: Bravo, 🎾, geopolitics, and style.
Sajor Fadera @FaderaSajor
98 Followers 5K Following believe in love and mercy towards on another as the father teaches us(Jesus✝️) please we need donate to buy food please
Manson Peters @MansonPete22967
774 Followers 3K Following May we think of freedom, not as the right to do as we please, but as the opportunity to do what is right - Peter Marshall.
Roseannadanna @Roseannadanna1
1K Followers 2K Following tRump hater,Don’t waste time with crypto, porno, creepy guy follows, DMs will be blocked.
Janet Sanderson @Chicadee09231
2K Followers 5K Following retired educator, animal lover, lifelong Democrat - We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children. Jimmy Carter
MA @MaryAnnKippes
760 Followers 2K Following 🇺🇸Lifelong Cubs fan. Owner of rescue dog Penny. #Resist
American Muckrakers @AmericanMuck
49K Followers 11K Following Holding Terrible Politicians Accountable Everyday Since 2021 - https://t.co/wjGPDNIBDq & https://t.co/uNtDQ2cLlK
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1K Followers 2K Following Yorkist, not Lancastrian. #sophiescholl #DogLover 🐕 #ExGOP #Prolife Proudly banned by #FreeRepublic after 19.5 years - @ced003.bsky.social - Слава Україні!
JMoo @JulieMo071860
58 Followers 650 Following
Andrea @AndifromWI
2K Followers 3K Following I like books more than I like most people. I live with dystonia. GenXer & Survivor who swears a lot. Here for the politics, NO DM’s.
hammad @hammad54003231
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Dave Ryan @daveryankdwb
71K Followers 1K Following Radio, Flying, Motorcycles, Running, Dad, Husband, Author, Magic, MENSA. I love helping great people find their way.
Donna VOTE pro-choice.. @dkshop60
2K Followers 3K Following Mom of 3, 1 w/special needs, wife, just an ordinary American, and Democrat 🌊 living in a red county. #voteblue #equality #bekind No DMs
Michael Ford @MichaelFor46760
14 Followers 138 Following Don’t always think that there is something in this world that is impossible everything is possible if you believe
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Erica Lolo @ericalolo2
45 Followers 784 Following Art and Teacher American Base Award Winning Artist Dm for personal paintings
Chasericeprivatefanpa.. @chasericepvtpag
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Bern @Berniedogg
631 Followers 2K Following Hi, I'm Bernie. I like baseball, trading equities, and playing fetch in the park. Economist & 2 time small biz founder. Dislikes: MAGAts and Christofacists
Whiskey Lady🌵 @whiskey_lady84
589 Followers 4K Following Podcast listener. Introvert. Whiskey drinker. All around awkward gal. Tweets are my own ramblings.
Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski
899K Followers 2K Following Editor-in Chief https://t.co/HLS0hEHY1C, Co-host Uncovered, Attorney, Marine, Former Federal and State Prosecutor, Republican Party Insane Asylum Escapee
Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote
752K Followers 15K Following Subscribe to my Substack: https://t.co/obwMdjaJnQ AND THREADS: https://t.co/hDci375oDX
Reverend Raphael Warn.. @ReverendWarnock
1.2M Followers 949 Following Pastor. Advocate. Savannah born & raised. @Morehouse alum. Senator from Georgia. | Join us @TeamWarnock
Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi
8.1M Followers 471 Following Representative for CA-11, fighting for the people of San Francisco. 52nd Speaker of the House. Wife, mother, grandmother, dark chocolate connoisseur.
Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko
743K Followers 82K Following Dem Strategist. Dad to Cameron, Paxton, Moose and Simba. Former DNC National Field Director, Hillary advisor and more. Free newsletter https://t.co/8lzYEtjCet
Jack E. Smith ⚖️ @7Veritas4
477K Followers 3K Following “Whatever you are, be a good one”. Here for people, politics and parody. https://t.co/eydUnIJGZ7
Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1
1.4M Followers 761 Following Executive Producer @TheWeekendMSNBC. Opinions mine. Do not congratulate. THREADS @griffinkyle
NoelCaslerComedy🌙 @caslernoel
426K Followers 732 Following NYC Based Stand-Up Comedian•Noel Casler Podcast•Car Rants• 'Noel's Notes' on Substack•Tour Dates at https://t.co/snzWVJwEbz
Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem
391K Followers 2K Following Husband/Dad/Gdad /WH columnist/author/dog lover/singer Host @jatqpodcast Author "Free The Press" https://t.co/QdiW0rO2oW "Just gimme some truth,"-John Lennon.
Aaron Rupar @atrupar
900K Followers 3K Following journalist. sign up for my newsletter, Public Notice (link below). Powered by @SnapStream (more info: https://t.co/2oHPuuFBnN).
Ted Lieu @tedlieu
1.6M Followers 11K Following Husband of Betty, the love of my life. Father of two great kids. USAF veteran. Member of Congress. In that order. Also, empathy is good.
Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts
596K Followers 19K Following Founder of @MomsDemand, Co-founder @Everytown / Board @emergeamerica / Substack https://t.co/yuv4tlDRne
PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl
636K Followers 1K Following Believer in truth, facts & the American experiment. Paying for the check so I can post videos. Follow me elsewhere!
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes
476K Followers 3K Following Dedicated research monitoring and exposing right-wing extremism and other threats to democracy.
Rachel Vindman 🌻 @natsechobbyist
448K Followers 3K Following Co-host @theswppod Opinions are my own and not necessarily the views of my husband...but obviously if our views are different, mine are correct.
Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen
593K Followers 1K Following Political commentary. 2 billion views on YouTube. YouTuber, contributor @MSNBC, host @NoLieWithBTC.
Rep. Katie Porter @RepKatiePorter
1.3M Followers 97 Following Minivan-driving single mom, law professor, consumer advocate 🚙👩🏻🏫 Usually carrying a whiteboard, always bringing the receipts 🧾
John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz
395K Followers 29K Following Author of 'If God is Love, Don't Be a Jerk’
Best of Dying Twiter @bestofdyingtwit
108K Followers 3 Following Looking into it. Chief Looker: @jenntakahashi
SXSW @sxsw
631K Followers 11K Following Helping creative people share ideas and achieve their goals since 1987. SXSW 2025: March 7–15 | Austin, TX
Senator Brian Schatz @SenBrianSchatz
55K Followers 1K Following Tweets from the Office of U.S. Senator Brian Schatz, representing the great state of Hawai‘i.
Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @RexChapman
1.2M Followers 32K Following It’s Hard For Me to Live With Me is available now - for business please contact [email protected] - for media requests: [email protected]
Brad Luttrell 🏴.. @bradluttrell
2K Followers 2K Following Kentucky born and breaded. 🍗 I share interesting music threads & post about artists you don't know—but should. Cofounder, CEO of @gowildapp
Rolling Stone @RollingStone
6.2M Followers 497 Following The latest news and more from Rolling Stone magazine and https://t.co/yJnSOtbi68. Got a tip? Share it here: https://t.co/4pKrTBMI3A
Max Axel @TheMaxAxel
135 Followers 574 Following Just a NorCal guy with an axe to grind...Proud to be blocked by @RealJamesWoods #WhoDat #Fender #Blackstar #Jackson #BeatCal #NeverTrump #NeverAnyTrumpSupporter
Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan
327K Followers 14K Following What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan (parody)
zander moricz @zandermoricz
24K Followers 182 Following on a gap year from @harvard to fix florida with @seeourpower contact - [email protected]
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4K Followers 3K Following Dual citizen (🇺🇸/🇱🇻🇪🇺). Polyglot. Board-certified dermatologist. Tweets re: Bravo, 🎾, geopolitics, and style.
Pop Base @PopBase
1.4M Followers 2K Following Pop Base is your best source for all pop culture related entertainment, news, award show coverage, chart updates, statistics and more. | [email protected]
Fly Cheaply @FlyCheaply
685 Followers 1K Following 🌍 Low-fare air travel scout 🛫 🔍 Finding you the best flight deals.
Katrina Shankland @voteshankland
757 Followers 106 Following Common-Sense State Legislator. Passed 180 bipartisan laws. Candidate for Congress. #WI03 🧀
ChudsOfTikTok 𓅜 �.. @ChudsOfTikTok
129K Followers 574 Following ۗۗۗۗۗۗ"An account often critical of conservatives" - Newsweek "A radical thug that lives like vermin" - DJT Covering || Conspiracy, Politics, Extremism, & More
One Perfect Scene @oneperfectscene
45K Followers 3 Following
Rep. Ryan Clancy @RyanClancyWI
547 Followers 162 Following 19th District WI State Representative; troublemaker; he/him
Fair Wisconsin @Fair_Wisconsin
4K Followers 1K Following Advancing, achieving, and protecting equality for LGBTQ+ Wisconsinites since 1994. Jazzed as hell about civil rights. Likes/RTs ≠ Endorsements. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Katrina Shankland @RepShankland
3K Followers 132 Following WI State Representative Katrina Shankland (D-Stevens Point) serves Portage County in the Wisconsin State Assembly and represents the 71st Assembly District.
Congressman Jared Mos.. @RepMoskowitz
62K Followers 1K Following Father, husband, sneaker head, and Congressman for Florida’s 23rd Congressional District.
Jasmine Crockett @JasmineForUS
246K Followers 2K Following Congresswoman #TX30 | Civil Rights & Criminal Attorney | Progressive | Former State Rep for HD100 | DST 1913 🐘🔥| She/Her/Ella
Cindy Cee @LoveCindyCee
52K Followers 3K Following Bravoholic Bridemaid, “When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression." Amazon Affiliated #FlyEaglesFly #Dodgers
WI DOJ Silver Alert @WiSilverAlert
8K Followers 106 Following WI DOJ Silver Alerts notify the public when a vulnerable senior citizen goes missing. Sign up for Silver Alerts issued at https://t.co/zJs7uSCjhH
Marjorie Gaylor Queen.. @Tim_Tweeted
25K Followers 5K Following On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion
Festive Owl @TheFestiveOwl
93K Followers 98 Following Stay in the know. Get festival news, rumors, lineups, giveaways + more directly in your inbox with the Owl newsletter 👉 link in bio.
Donna VOTE pro-choice.. @dkshop60
2K Followers 3K Following Mom of 3, 1 w/special needs, wife, just an ordinary American, and Democrat 🌊 living in a red county. #voteblue #equality #bekind No DMs
UpNorthNews @UpNorthNewsWI
5K Followers 228 Following We cover all things Wisconsin.Christina Lorey @christinalorey Cherita Booker @cciara89 Pat Kreitlow @patkreitlow Get Our Email Newsletter: https://t.co/GSGf7IDT8c
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166K Followers 0 Following Clearly labelled parody account | EMAIL: [email protected] | REWARD US: https://t.co/DeOXY6YVmY
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143K Followers 3K Following Senior writer @Slate. Courts and the law. Three birds, one dog, one baby. [email protected]
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60K Followers 6K Following former congressional candidate. asd advocate✌🏼vegan 🌱satire fangirl🫠 i thought quicksand was gonna be a bigger problem. ✉️ [email protected]
Congresswoman Jasmine.. @RepJasmine
95K Followers 833 Following Former public defender, now proudly serving the people of Texas’ 30th District. @OversightDems & @HouseAgDems. Posts are made by staff unless denoted w/ CWC
Jay Rothman @JayORothman
889 Followers 180 Following President of the University of Wisconsin System. Former chairman and CEO of the law firm Foley & Lardner LLP.
Kelly Meyerhofer @KellyMeyerhofer
3K Followers 1K Following Higher education reporter @journalsentinel | Alum: @WiStateJournal, @islandpacket, @MarquetteU | Send tips/questions to [email protected] or 414-223-5168
Evan Goyke @RepGoyke
3K Followers 618 Following WI State Representative for Assembly District 18. Wisconsin Native. Democrat. Corrections Reform Advocate. Attorney. Proud Nerd.
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Secretary Pete Buttig.. @SecretaryPete
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12K Followers 15 Following Beep boop. I'm a bot dedicated to identifying extremists on Twitter. 🔴 Permanently offline due to Twitter's API changes.
A lot of us are Jewish, you apartheid loving Nazi.
Seriously how dumb of a gun nut you gotta be to not check your bags before going to a foreign country and then expect to get some sort of pass because of your white America privilege after breaking the laws of the country you’re visiting
Remember the story about the dumb American getting caught bringing ammo to Turks & Caicos and MAGAs screaming about boycotting the islands yada yada yada….turns out there have now been 5 dumb Americans getting caught with ammo there 🤣
I'm just the messenger. @KristiNoem
Picture it. New York. The Ultimate 90s It Girls. Jennifer Aniston & Carolyn Bessette Kennedy
This is for @BadLegalTakes
Eric Trump says that if his father isn't granted absolute immunity, then Joe Biden will be prosecuted for the cocaine that was found in the White House
Enjoy the concert tonight everyone! Wish I was with you all everybody 🫶
Come join me and two special guests in Hawaii this April! Tickets on sale now. Link below #wehavetogoback myhso.org/concerts/2024-…
I forgot how good this tweet was
Kristi Noem: I killed a puppy. Everybody: I’ll take Things That Aren’t A Flex for a million, Alex.
Must’ve ran out of puppies.
Kristi Noem all about spoiling her dog. 🙄 #puppykiller
Have a good weekend, everyone!
@GovWhitmer @DevinCow Problem is @GovKristiNoem ‘s voters were more angry that the story of her killing her untrainable dog leaked as opposed to the actual fact that she killed her dog because she was frustrated with her inability to train it
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit. I’ll start.
South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem appears to have confirmed that she killed a family puppy that infuriated her by being “untrainable,” and she claims it only proves how “politically incorrect” she is. trib.al/wOcWZBs
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit. I’ll start.
Pretty sure Bill and Jo drove Dorothy into this thing
Unbelievable video of a wedge tornado in Nebraska. Video from Scott Hollinger.
People are flocking to Frank Lloyd Wright's Taliesin after it was featured in 'Top Chef' jsonline.com/story/news/202…
@jphayes21 @brettachapman Now imagine him a shade of brown with a turban on doing the same thing in the US. Same answer?
@jphayes21 @brettachapman They don't know his intent. It needs to be investigated.
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