Trish @Trishagreenbean
I took an oath not to duel. Lawyer. Fan. Enthusiast. Alabama, USA Joined August 2012-
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Some people were too dumb to figure out their kids homework when classes were remote so now they are running for school board. No need to subject other kids to your trash ideas because you can't figure out basic concepts 🙄
My annual review is scheduled for today. I don't take criticism well. Compliments are even worse. Please send good vibes and cocktails.
A coworker made the mistake of showing a puppy at the beginning of a zoom meeting. Any time my boss asked if there were any questions, I would shout "can I see that puppy again???" It was not a productive meeting but that puppy was adorable.
In this house we celebrate the holidays by reenacting our favorite tale: Santa University. If you don't teach your kids how santa is chosen (in a deadly battle) they will learn it on the streets. @jamieloftusHELP *I didn't really tell him that so calm down
My kid said he was excited to go to kindergarten this morning to tell the other kids about Krampus so they know not to be naughty. I assume I am getting a call to pick him up early today.
This reminds me that I am still mad at that prof in law school who told me jury duty was an unexcused absence and my grade would be lowered if I miss class TO SERVE ON A JURY. God forbid I see actual trial practice instead of sitting in a classroom 🙃
This reminds me that I am still mad at that prof in law school who told me jury duty was an unexcused absence and my grade would be lowered if I miss class TO SERVE ON A JURY. God forbid I see actual trial practice instead of sitting in a classroom 🙃
I am going to need @chattyruth1 to watch this and give a review.
My self esteem has never been great, but my 5 year old calling me a "trash ghost" isn't helping.
Why does everyone hate the word "moist" when "supple" is out there being way more offensive and yucky.
Me when I hear people outside my office talking about trash reality television
I spend a large part of my introductions down south explaining that I am not from Kansas because Kansas City is actually in Missouri. Yes, there is allegedly one in Kansas, but that isn't the one with all the cool stuff.
Turns out that going to court all the time was the only thing keeping me presentable. Now that I have no trials, I am just a dry shampoo dirt monster.
My town is obsessed with boll weevils and some of our businesses get their own bug caricatures. This new one for a local realtor feels like it could eat my soul. And why is it standing like that? Is that how a boll weevil would wear shoes?!?!
A shout out to that guy who sat in the back selling gaming stuff on eBay during torts. Didn't even pretend to crack his book open. Even when called on. @chattyruth1 and I are still in awe of that hero!
A shout out to that guy who sat in the back selling gaming stuff on eBay during torts. Didn't even pretend to crack his book open. Even when called on. @chattyruth1 and I are still in awe of that hero!
Listening to @thetrillbillies at work and my research took me to THE MOUNTAIN EAGLE! Man, Ronald Reagan really did drop a bunch of poison on your nice forest because people were growing marijuana in it. I am glad this familiar news source documented it for me!
Just put in the address to a bakery into maps and it lead me on a walk to City Hall. Never been more mad. Currently paying a million dollars for cake at my hotel.
McSmeshe @SmesheMc7678
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Tiwhea @tiwhea66020
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Hillary ❤️ @tshilarry32446
23 Followers 2K Following Pre-Op Trans girl 🏳️⚧️ princess with a twist follow my main @hillary_ts
Barbi 💄 @barbits4616270
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Hillary ❤️ @tshilarry7980
35 Followers 1K Following trans girl 🏳️⚧️ i’m not active here, follow @hillary_ts
Barbi 💕 @tsadea21263429
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Cheryl_FW @CherylF36920
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Hillary ❤️ @callmehila5215
12 Followers 1K Following trans girl 🏳️⚧️ i’m not active on this acc, follow @hillary_ts
Tocendo @Tocendo161887
99 Followers 1K Following I live alone now and enjoy business, traveling, shopping, food and music. I have a calm personality and I hope we can be friends.
Pheabeski @pheabeski39479
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Shaun Seara @shau_sea
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Luz Ormiston @l_ormis
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Michele Mcgath @mcga_michel
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Reed Fuller @ReedFuller9
4 Followers 106 Following You will have it if it belongs to you,whereas you don't kveth for it if it doesn't appear in your life
SAVE ORPHANS AID PROJ.. @SAVEORP18171645
356 Followers 5K Following SAVE ORPHANS AID PROJECT(SOAP)Uganda.Outreach cares community children &kids lack clothes/support.Children God's Kingdom Blessings-James1:27,Acts9:36-42,Lk18:16
Curt @CDV4Democracy
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Greg Phillips @gphillips8652
951 Followers 957 Following Public relations guy at my alma mater. One half of the Hard-Traveling Fanboys, I talk about comics at https://t.co/u1nRxh9q6K. Tweets are my own.
CivilianExposure.org @CivilianExposed
704 Followers 2K Following Nonprofit investigative reporting on decades of toxic military contamination and economic/health impacts to those exposed. - G. Smith, Founder #civilianexposure
Indifferent Enron @Fazlindawat
128 Followers 978 Following Life is wonderful because of pursuit; life is beautiful because of strength.
Chad Cook @wchadcook
2K Followers 3K Following Principal with The Beasley Allen Law Firm. Go Bo Sox and Go Montgomery Academy Eagles!!! Follow on Instagram https://t.co/7BSeB4HEn5
Tommy Boy @Smootasaurus
3K Followers 2K Following Former Diplomat Warrior. Irony? I hate people. Don't go misplacing my tweets...They're all mine! I run some, build things & vote blue. Big. Dumb. Animal.
David Garlock @DavidLeegarlock
18K Followers 20K Following Returning Citizen. CSA Victim. Advocate for Registrants. Role in #justmercy. Public Speaker. Happily Married. @eji_org client, @EasternU Eccl. 4:14 TEDx 2022
Madhavi Venkatesan @drmvenkatesan
5K Followers 4K Following Economist; Executive Director, Sustainable Practices; Author; Reseacher; and Steward #consciousconsumption #sustainability #stewardship
QuickMinutes @quick_minutes
666 Followers 1K Following Quickminutes makes seamless meetings possible by providing collaborative agendas, paperless meetings, real-time minutes, and time-saving templates.
In The Shed with Wes .. @InTheShed4
10K Followers 11K Following A light-hearted and honest weekly news podcast recorded in a backyard shed and covering the latest stories in the world of politics, sports, and the paranormal.
Mallory Eeeeeeee @primnimproper_
7K Followers 4K Following Sorta-sabbitical-ing lawyer mom, indigent parent counsel, plush robe and blanket enthusiast, Roger the alien fangirl, casually profane, bakes and builds shit.
Jared Cook @jkimballcook
8K Followers 3K Following Husband & dad. Christian & Latter-day Saint. Lawyer, nerd, cyclist, tinkerer, writer & adventurer. BYU and Minnesota Law grad.
QENNY Boogeyman @AKBrews
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Women In Law @WomenInLaw5
1K Followers 1K Following International Organization of Women In the Law advocating for professionalism, support and encouragement for internationally trained & BIPOC young women lawyers
julia v @jewels390
2K Followers 5K Following late-twenty something, @umichlaw ‘21, children’s rights attorney, former public defender, student of abolition, book obsessed, Jesus feminist. ADHD. (she/her)
May Vutrapongvatana @MayVutraETC
1K Followers 996 Following she/her | follows + RTs are not endorsements | views are my own and not that of my employer’s
David Lesch @DavidLesch
72K Followers 38K Following 🎙Host and creator of tv show @TodaysVerdict on @BronxnetTV. 🗽NYC Trial Attorney
Liz Gil @LizCGil
24K Followers 6K Following startup lawyer. dog momager. alum @fenwickwest. @lizcgil.bsky.social. she/her. opinions my own. 🇨🇺🗽🦎
Jared Sullivan @JRSLLVN
2K Followers 2K Following editor/writer. VALLEY SO LOW from @AAKnopf, Oct. 15, 2024
Chad Chig Martin @Chig4Gov
428 Followers 441 Following Owner of Honeysuckle Hemp, Thunder Industrial and Martin Mobile Homes
Turtleman975 @Turtleman199797
5 Followers 87 Following fishing is life and focus and pain is just weakness leaving the body
Rivers Langley @RiversLangley
3K Followers 2K Following Stand-Up Comedian. Host of @TheGoodsPod. Ringside Commentary for @WrestlingPW. Member of @HushMoneySketch. Kroger Plus Card holder.
Ryan LippHz 🥑⚖�.. @Ryan_LippHz
929 Followers 5K Following Looking for work to pay for bar prep | Video Game & Esports Law, Civil Rights, Privacy, OSINT | ADHD | Loves animals & Oxford Commas | Opinions=mine | He/Him
Coreysomething @slightlyleft07
403 Followers 2K Following BLM. ACAB. He/Him. southern anarchist. comrade.
The Syndrome document.. @TheSyndromeFilm
7K Followers 7K Following A team of doctors expose the junk science behind an unprecedented criminal justice crisis. Stream for free on Tubi or Kanopy.
Wrestlings Hell @popculturewres1
3K Followers 5K Following Wrestling enthusiast 🌵🌵Wrestling hell 🌵Match critiques🌵 HELL OF A HIGHLIGHT
Kemo Saidybah @KSaidybah
42 Followers 331 Following I am very open and honest. I love to meet new friends and get to build friendship. I wish everyone a good life.
Justice Everyman @JusticeEveryman
69 Followers 511 Following Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States. Not really, obviously. Opinions my own (who elses would they be...?) Join me!
HASHETSUP_EGIPTO ORTE.. @HashetsupO
14 Followers 97 Following ME ENCANTA COMUNICARME HACER AMIGOS INTERACTUAR INTERCAMBIAR OPINIONES LIKES A MIS VIDEOS
Darragh Adelaide @Taiwo_Oifigiuil
11K Followers 2K Following 🇳🇬🇮🇪 Unvetted | Labhair Gaeilge Liom | Scientist | 24 | rep for @pb4p in Clondalkin
derek guy @dieworkwear
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Terrence Fiala for St.. @TerrenceFiala
2K Followers 893 Following Democrat Candidate for Missouri State Representative House District 7 | Treasurer of Linn Co Dems CC| Former Legal Assistant for Linn Co Prosecuting Attorney
Fáilte Online @FailteOnline
2K Followers 455 Following Engage with Irish Language and Culture ☘️ Join our FREE Massive Open Online Courses. Bígí linn! 👩💻 @DCU @FiontarGaeilge @NIDL_DCU
Dream City Tarot @dreamcitytarot
3K Followers 24 Following Humble tarot reader Ariana (@aardvarsk) reads your cards. As featured in the New York Times and GQ. Art by @hallithbates.
Taryn de Vere 🇵�.. @TarynDeVere
28K Followers 6K Following Professional Joy Bringer. Genderqueer/Artist/Writer/Upcycler Subscribe to my FREE substack here https://t.co/ydF1w7moNq
Our_Fada @Our_Fada
707 Followers 419 Following Foclóir Comhlitriúcháin de Cheall Fada A Fada Homograph
Great Blasket Island @gbisland
21K Followers 672 Following Located 3 miles off the tip of Dingle Peninsula, the Great Blasket is a uninhabited Island steeped in history, literature, wildlife & nature.
Seaside Gothic @SeasideGothic
2K Followers 97 Following A literary magazine from the edge of the sea. Edited by @Seb_Reilly. Buy #SeasideGothic Issue 10 now: https://t.co/3wJCncsVfw
KEVIN McElvaney, PWI .. @wackelvaney
4K Followers 2K Following @OfficialPWI Editor-in-Chief & Archive Manager | #PWINDIE | He/him
Fíbín Media @FibinMedia
3K Followers 5K Following Comhlacht Léiriúcháin Teilifíse lonnaithe i gConamara | TV Production Company based in Connemara 🎬🍿
Talia Lavin @mobydickenergy
33K Followers 1K Following journalist, shitposter, author. book: Culture Warlords. subscribe to my newsletter. broke ass jewess. say hi: talialavinwrites at gmail dot com
RareIrishStuff @RareIrishStuff
42K Followers 604 Following Traders of oddities, pub stuff and historical artefacts⚡ https://t.co/dnlpxyJuLv
Senator Megan Hunt @NebraskaMegan
57K Followers 3K Following State Senator in Omaha's District 8, Creative entrepreneur, Mom. Vice Chair of Urban Affairs. Bi queen. She/her. Free Palestine.
adam mahoney (he/him) @AdamLMahoney
7K Followers 1K Following climate justice @CapitalBNews, a Black newsroom. 27th place in the #BeastBracket. 📧: [email protected]
RTÉ @rte
707K Followers 23K Following Raidió Teilifís Éireann | Ireland's National Public Service Multi-Media Organisation
Caitlín Nic Aoidh @CaitlinNicAoidh
5K Followers 1K Following Láithreoir Aimsire & leanúnachais le TG4. 📺TV Presenter @tg4tv TG4 Weather & continuity presenter #TáGaeilgeAgam @AimsirTG4
Let's Learn Irish! @LetsLearnIrish
5K Followers 293 Following Comhphobal na Gaeilge / The online Irish community. Est. 2009. Cúrsaí, Comhrá & Ceardlanna. Stiúrthóir: @DrRonanConnolly.
Coiste na bhFocal Nua.. @coistenabhfocal
11K Followers 4K Following Focail, idir nua agus sean, i nGaeilge... agus roinnt rudaí eile #Gaeilge #GuerillaGaeilge #SaoirsedonPhalaistín
Discover Ireland @DiscoverIreland
216K Followers 4K Following Stick with us for photos, stories and videos to help you plan your holiday to the island of Ireland – let us know if you #LoveIreland!
HerstoryIreland @HerstoryIreland
10K Followers 4K Following #Herstory is every woman's story ⚡https://t.co/Sxkez63hV9 ⚡ #BrigidsDay campaign: https://t.co/iKjAlDa3lM
Bad Bridget® @BadBridget
3K Followers 1K Following AHRC-funded project led by @leannemcck (@UlsterUni) and @elaineffarrell (@QUBelfast) focusing on criminal and deviant Irish women in North America, 1838-1918
Visit Galway @visit_galway
34K Followers 3K Following 📌 Galway, Ireland 📷 Use #visitgalway to get your photos featured 🔖 Tag us so we can follow your adventures throughout Galway 👇 To find out more about Galway
Ireland CG Atlanta @IrelandAtlanta
6K Followers 1K Following Irish Consulate General for US Southeast GA, KY, NC, SC, and TN 🗞️Subscribe: https://t.co/ath4gDEFRc
President of Ireland @PresidentIRL
207K Followers 260 Following Tweets from Áras an Uachtaráin, with updates on the work of Uachtarán na hÉireann Michael D. Higgins.
𝗚𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮�.. @galwaytourism
31K Followers 5K Following Galway Events, Sightseeing, Things to do, Places to Eat, Stay & more. Img/vids by CMcG or credited.
Céline Semaan @celinecelines
9K Followers 3K Following Writing a book on discredited knowledge in the Global South while leading a Climate Institute & material science lab. Mother. Founder @theslowfactory
Cúla4 🌈✨ @Cula4_TG4
4K Followers 659 Following Ar an aer anois 👀🚀🧡🖥️☘️🥳🎡 Leathanach oifigiúil Cúla4 🌻 Lean leis an spraoi ⬇️ https://t.co/gQ05XNS3lk
Seachtain na Gaeilge .. @SnaGaeilge
22K Followers 2K Following An fhéile Ghaeilge is mó & cuirimid an Ghaeilge chun cinn le linn na bliana. #SnaG24
Breandan O hEaghra @breandanrua
807 Followers 1K Following Mo chuntas pearsanta... "Is iomaí lá mé ag dul amú."
Lucas Kunce @LucasKunceMO
126K Followers 2K Following Marine vet, arms control negotiator, antitrust advocate, real populist | Learn about me and my race for U.S. Senate against Josh Hawley at https://t.co/kuONLHMQ83
Foras na Gaeilge @ForasnaGaeilge
17K Followers 2K Following Lárnach i gcur chun cinn na Gaeilge ar fud oileán na hÉireann - Promoting the Irish language throughout the island of Ireland. #CreidimIonat
Don MacRaild @DMMacRaild
4K Followers 2K Following Historian • Professor • LMU • Hon. positions at @HCAatEdinburgh • @UUHistory | Art lover & amateur dabbler | open access book: https://t.co/RdyuwyY9oX
Senator Katie Boyd Br.. @SenKatieBritt
46K Followers 65 Following U.S. Senator for the great state of Alabama. Fighting to grow opportunity for hardworking families and preserve the American Dream for our children.
Jess Piper @piper4missouri
137K Followers 3K Following Executive Director, Blue Missouri. A rural mom fighting for rural schools. Dirt Road Democrat. Follow my work at: https://t.co/zSrCNbH2TC
Derek Hollingsworth @DerekHolly7
6K Followers 4K Following #100DaysofGaeilge | Language issues | Co-founder ⁊ Cathaoirleach, @PobalGaeilge15 | Personal opinions 📸 Insta/@ Threads: irishlanguagematters/🐘M: derekholly7
RTÉ One @RTEOne
166K Followers 1K Following Ireland's most watched TV channel. https://t.co/lJNk4wVYkI, https://t.co/fykkc01Urk
Motherfoclóir: The L.. @Motherfocloir
27K Followers 1K Following A podcast about words, Irish, Irish words and words from Ireland by @theirishfor and friends 🎧 which ran from 2017 - 2021.
The Irish For @theirishfor
77K Followers 3K Following Smithereens of the Irish language, curated with grá by @darachos. Buy my books (Motherfoclóir & Craic Baby) at a bookshop 💚 He/Him/Sé Agent: @sallyanne_s
Manchán Magan @ManchanMagan
23K Followers 228 Following Writer @IrishTimes. Book: "32 Words for Field" https://t.co/i1BradtXAt. Podcast: "Almanac of Ireland" https://t.co/RqMeu5z0uk. TV: Crainn na hÉireann on TG4
Justice For Rocky Mye.. @Justice4RockyM
153 Followers 1 Following Rocky is a 62-year-old intellectually disabled black man sentenced to death in 1994 in Alabama for a crime he did not commit.
Abbey Crain @AbbeyCrain
5K Followers 1K Following women and gender issues @reckonnews previously @wsj
Every student loan forgiveness announcement is like “oh yea, girl, you just need to have already struggled and paid for 10 years, enrolled in three forgiveness programs, worked a job that already paid you far too little and given a blood sacrifice. Congratulations!” 😐
The Biden administration is forgiving $1.2 billion in student debt for 153,000 borrowers. Here's who qualifies cbsnews.com/amp/news/stude…
😱 Winner gets Atlanta
there was a clock app video i just watched breaking down how men don’t perceive women’s jokes as funny because they have a base assumption that women are just stupid instead of making a joke and boy has the “girl math” backlash proved it 😬
Women: “sometimes I rationalize my overspending by pretending it’s free if I use cash lol” Men: YOU DUMB BITCH THATS STUPID HOES DONT KNOW MATH I HATE BITCHES Women:
Now that I've had time to reflect... Please read.❤️ Thank you, #AEW.
Day 36 of using the gym badly in hopes that @TheJoeySwoll comes to get me 🙈😍🤤
Aye y’all like wrestling?
Dumb wrestling idea Tournament to determine winners Winners get pieces of belt that fit together like a puzzle To become the TRUE champion, you must defeat everyone and gain ALL pieces of the belt When you have all pieces, you actually have decision making power in company
@CrashLewin @legalytical Being able to get a group of friends together as a lawyer is a more impressive feat than getting on one of these lists.
Predictions for @Sam7Howell in his first year as @Commanders QB1?
making calls, signing deals, taking names
update: flea has upgraded to a full on Guy That Goes on Walks
Writers are still on strike and this man is pitching Juwanna Man 2
Show this man how to descale a shower head and you might end up the next ambassador to Finland
Trump: When you go into these new homes with showers, the water drips down slowly. You have suds.. beautiful nice wonderful suds. A lot of money. Proctor and Gamble. All that crap that they sell. It takes you 10 minutes to wash your hair
I'm ready when you are; pull up! @theDALTONcastle #ROH #AEW #Trustbusters
you know if there's one thing that the eras tour, renaissance world tour, and barbenheimer have shown us in the last 6 months it's that people are taking every opportunity to have fun and dress up and i just think that's neat
#Barbenheimer viewer shares their custom-made outfit to the double feature. x.com/hottoiletwater…
Alabama politics is wild, you can be named like Cooter McBiscuits and be a congressman for 75 years doing absolutely nothing as long as you have that R next to your name.
This is the first time I’ve been afraid that ChatGPT will take lawyers’ jobs
Therapist: “Tony Kaun is not real, he cannot hurt you… Nylas twisted mind thought him up…” @KingSerpentico: but… I…. I SAW him in the hallway… Tony Kaun: HEY SNAKEY BOY! Tonight you’re booked…. AGAINST ME!!!!!!
Get ya jokes off, but be careful wit that outrage. You dealing with a southern court system that LOVES to make an example of black folks . “THAT GIRL KNOW SHE WAS LYING!” will turn into “DAMN THEY REALLY GAVE HER FIVE YEARS?” real fast
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