TurnipsHaveToes @TurnipsHaveToes
Four eyes and still can't see my spelling arrors. Not 100 percent serious Joined July 2026-
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What is the stupidest thing you did to impress someone that actually worked?
@AndySwan Funny how things stick around. I still remember a fench dip sandwich at a hole in the wall from 15 years ago.
@NickiThaQueen Was this is why The Fairy OddParents TV show ended?
Twitter user confirms that for one week per month, women do not have to take accountability for anything negative. Just pick a man to blame via period. This week, I pick Johnny Depp. His niceness, strength, manners, & attitude cancels the bad, turning me into a magic doorknob.
Fun fact: When a woman is on her period, her estrogen level drops which means her testosterone is driving her behavior. So when you complain she’s acting like a bitch.. she’s actually acting like a MAN.
@markie_devo If that's the same red flavor from the regular bombpop, I'll need about 17 boxes...for me...I mean me and my friends...
Ghostface is a liar. That scary movie is a POV. Does not want to actually watch one together. Wants to make one. 💀☠️🔪👻
Hey there. Yes, you. Let's watch a scary movie.
Kissed my neighbor in the laundry room. . . . . . . . . . My boyfriend and neighbor are the same guy.
Bro cared about her well being more than getting laid. Not a mess up.
Finally slept. My boyfriend said I snored very loud.
Me coming to twitter to report everything in my life to no one who cares
@s8n Im part of the group that turned the ink tube and spring into a mini launcher.
We should start making reverse applications to send to businesses. Why should I work for you? How do you think I would benefit you in the long run? Rejection states that I would benefit this other corporation more than I would yours.
@MsLizzah @CharlotteAlter I was going to say something similar.
I been drinking cold brew( some with double shot caffeine) all week with minimal hydration. Been over 24 hrs without sleep cause of it. My stomach hurt so I ate, thought it was the coffee. Nope. Some women know how bad dehydrated caffeine periods HURT like hell. ☠️💀☠️
If ypu bring this attitude to work, ypu will be written up.
Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life.
@Dadsaysjokes Do not do this if you have a relative with a prosthetic leg.
Found the greatest petty parting gift for your ex. Sweater found at Walmart.
♡luna♡ @luunamist
1 Followers 246 Following making time for good company n someone who gets me 📸 • dms on, test them — i reply
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Lezdoval @Lez_doval
192 Followers 5K Following Musica Independiente del Ajusco de la Ciudad de México. ⛰️🇲🇽 Con The Cablez y The Haaljis One Piece Existe 😍 https://t.co/gU385d0xW8
Markie Devo @markie_devo
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577 Followers 3K Following The desert teaches you more about water than the ocean ever could. God’s praiser | Giver | John 13:34-35. Dm to get spoiled?😋
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38 Followers 741 Following I’m Dave Johnson the winner of $298.3 million from powerball lottery. I am giving out $30,000 to my first 1k followers , I’m choosing randomly.
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Sir greg @S_greg166769354
34 Followers 2K Following im greg I like football and stocks and my birthday im from kentuckey. I'm a investor. I like to golf at the golf course. subscribe for just 10¢ a day ⤴️
Creations By The Drag... @creationsbydrag
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15 Followers 935 Following I DONT USE ONLY FANS PLEASE DONT ASK OR I WILL BLOCK YOU…
Maye Musk @mayemusk
1.6M Followers 251 Following Doctor of Dietetics 👩🎓 Supermodel 😉💃 [email protected] Author: A Woman Makes A Plan 📖 +Sept 2026 TIMELESS 📖 Pre-order: https://t.co/W9KRc2KNbf
Aunt Steph, Forever �... @stephaknee__
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Victoria's Secret @VictoriasSecret
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Brian Kimmel @IAmTheKimmel
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Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99
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Pop Base @PopBase
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IMDb @IMDb
4.4M Followers 1K Following Helping you identify “that person from that one movie” since 1990. 🔍
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
4.6M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
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233K Followers 1K Following Thanks 🇺🇸🏳️🌈Actress #BackToTheFuture etc. Director #theYearOfSpectacularMen etc. Proud mom of Maddie and Zoey Deutch Cahttp://cameo.com/leathompsoniSUL
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5.8M Followers 138 Following I live on the edge… and constantly fall off it 🙄
Selena Gomez @selenagomez
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The Actor Awards @theactorawards
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