A PenisMidget named Corn🌽 @TwinkofWar
An empire of vibes Joined January 2020-
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Do chinese people watch homeward bound like damn i would eat tf out of that dog?
Me and the boys when EXTREME CAPITAL PUNISHMENT is on and they drop the dude, butt nakett into the 200 gallon deepfryer
Curves gyms shut down because i wouldn’t stop entering every location and screaming “PLEASE LET ME FUCK ALL THE WOMEN IN HERE”
Imagine if Teletubbies were our only natural predator? What then? Local sheriff performing a wellness check on my home: ???
Gotta be crazy to be a habitual subway masturbater and then one day the fucking army is there for you
Dressing up as The Mask™ starring Jim Carrey and brutally murdering a homeless person
Going no mercy mode on my stinky meat stick much to the chagrin of everyone at this bus stop
What if instead of micro plastics in my body they formed one mega plastic like the megazord? Doctor: that's absolutely not how that works. You have cancer
Crashing my car into a closed video rental store and taking another sip of Jameson out of the miraculously undisturbed big gulp. A pedestrian rushing to the scene with cell phone in hand shouts "wtf is wrong with you man?" To which i respond "a monkey lights his ball on fire"
Getting back into my car triumphantly after the subway girl smiled at me taking my order Thats a body 🙂
looking up “hunter schafer boobs”. having a good time
tonights the super bowl for drunk drivers such as myself. im literally wearing eye paint and if i get pulled over im going to start screaming at the cop like tom brady
Forgetting I'm not on twitter and replying to a picture of the puppy bowl mvp my gf sent with "raw until it stinks" and simply moving out rather than explain myself
Watching a video of a platypus posted by the science girl while my family pleads that they are hungry and the heat has been shut off to our home for weeks Rib bozo + skill issue I say before continuing scrolling as the children cough
unoffical cia operato.. @DylanTop5
6K Followers 789 Following There is no reason I should be this online, I do cool things in real life I swear. https://t.co/De7vRwT6lL
Tony Microphone @pussoire
2K Followers 577 Following
🐈 Smol Cat @OneSmolCat
7K Followers 879 Following She/Her // 27 // you have ringside seats to my mental chillness // Tip Jar https://t.co/7hqZ279okr // @Subatomic_Guy is my husband C²♡
rest in peace juice �.. @ElDuderino40
3K Followers 992 Following give my stomach to milwaukee if they run out of beer
building a cia blacks.. @tyler_posting
2K Followers 1K Following
J. Profound @godisangryatme
3K Followers 783 Following I’m beginning a project to leave a permanent mark on the fabric of culture.
Loving Vengeance ❤�.. @PleasantAndEvil
7K Followers 2K Following hope u like horses. https://t.co/KSSlNo93sv
🌺caulksleeve🌺 @caulksleeve
2K Followers 754 Following habitual pisser // fascist twink // UX at @ancestry (97th percentile most white)
FreddieKitchenzRungam.. @FreddieKitchenz
48 Followers 367 Following Running wind sprints with Peyton Hillis in rural North Carolina
Riptide @MrDrRiptide
124 Followers 224 Following
Sam_Goody_420 @n0rmalguy69420
677 Followers 5K Following
Stanley Yelnats @Cry2Musick
518 Followers 1K Following
bitch @urbancatfitters
3K Followers 1K Following what if the hokie pokie really is what it’s all about?
jawn wick @furbyburglar
8K Followers 1K Following
TM1976 @Tony2376monroe
2 Followers 86 Following
Anya Schreier @anya_schre
36 Followers 5K Following
Gia Simuel @simue_gia
83 Followers 5K Following
Leena Blecha @blecha_ble
71 Followers 5K Following
Sick @SickGnar_Dude
826 Followers 514 Following
TheLittlestSweatshop @Fuckthaopps232
142 Followers 241 Following
Joanne 😍 @Joanne_Traci45
2 Followers 500 Following Sеeking cоnnections that ignite thе flаmes of desirе
Shelley Tufts @tufts_tuf
29 Followers 5K Following
Lavonia Ursprung @LavonUrsprun
79 Followers 5K Following
Arabella Tewes @TeweArabel
35 Followers 5K Following
Mudman? Not sure @wettheDIRT
107 Followers 130 Following does he really have to die? oh yes, he really has to suffer
Rae Wubben @RaeWubb
35 Followers 5K Following
Tino 🗣️ @radicalflavor
443 Followers 586 Following I'm going to kill it tonight but I'll let you know if I have any questions (Artist/Editor DM for commissions)
Cock Pornis @CockPornis
900 Followers 358 Following
Slime @Im_The_Slime
2K Followers 814 Following Seriously never serious. Now laugh: https://t.co/Rluk6Ah1bF
Stan Scruggs @billygs1
183 Followers 675 Following
BokChick @chick_bok10078
108 Followers 2K Following
Shwarmageddon @Here4thebutmelk
290 Followers 988 Following we need more fuel to carry the additional fuel
Mitch Goudreau @MitchGoudreau
802 Followers 930 Following Northern Arizona University Alumni/Boston Sports Fanatic
unoffical cia operato.. @DylanTop5
6K Followers 789 Following There is no reason I should be this online, I do cool things in real life I swear. https://t.co/De7vRwT6lL
Tony Microphone @pussoire
2K Followers 577 Following
The @DerekPutin
9K Followers 1K Following I like listening to heavy metal and respecting my friends.
🐈 Smol Cat @OneSmolCat
7K Followers 879 Following She/Her // 27 // you have ringside seats to my mental chillness // Tip Jar https://t.co/7hqZ279okr // @Subatomic_Guy is my husband C²♡
hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge
18K Followers 888 Following FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME
charlie @StyledApe
6K Followers 915 Following Avatar of pestilence, opposition researcher @mostcontropod
rest in peace juice �.. @ElDuderino40
3K Followers 992 Following give my stomach to milwaukee if they run out of beer
building a cia blacks.. @tyler_posting
2K Followers 1K Following
J. Profound @godisangryatme
3K Followers 783 Following I’m beginning a project to leave a permanent mark on the fabric of culture.
🌺caulksleeve🌺 @caulksleeve
2K Followers 754 Following habitual pisser // fascist twink // UX at @ancestry (97th percentile most white)
Sam_Goody_420 @n0rmalguy69420
677 Followers 5K Following
Stanley Yelnats @Cry2Musick
518 Followers 1K Following
bitch @urbancatfitters
3K Followers 1K Following what if the hokie pokie really is what it’s all about?
jawn wick @furbyburglar
8K Followers 1K Following
Sick @SickGnar_Dude
826 Followers 514 Following
TheLittlestSweatshop @Fuckthaopps232
142 Followers 241 Following
Mudman? Not sure @wettheDIRT
107 Followers 130 Following does he really have to die? oh yes, he really has to suffer
Wally Diwali @PierreD3l3cto
462 Followers 917 Following
Tino 🗣️ @radicalflavor
443 Followers 586 Following I'm going to kill it tonight but I'll let you know if I have any questions (Artist/Editor DM for commissions)
Mitch Goudreau @MitchGoudreau
802 Followers 930 Following Northern Arizona University Alumni/Boston Sports Fanatic
Seltzer Genius 🥤�.. @seltzergenius
2K Followers 956 Following inner peace through superior firepower
Al Horford Pacino �.. @alpacinogrunt
1K Followers 1K Following Celtics/Al Pacino/Dave O’Brien complaining
bigbluegoon @BigBlueGoonie
2K Followers 229 Following the sick and twisted mind of the worlds most (redacted) giants fan @freelancegoon
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉.. @MoMohler
7K Followers 5K Following Rated 100% pure, grade A, American “little beef boy” by JD Power And Associates.
countess @grausamkeit__
936 Followers 411 Following
Brett Tulibacki💎 @BigDebsTweets
125 Followers 588 Following hate me or love me, you followed, that’s all you could do
QB Film Room @qbanalysis25
2K Followers 5K Following NFL & Draft QB Analysis https://t.co/yrIP4Ie9Wy
Short Courts @short_courts
3K Followers 249 Following I make basketball courts for ants. Official court supplier to the ABA (Annoying Bug Association) 🏀🐜 ❓➡️ DM me 📧 [email protected]
deborest fuckner @TSN_Jorts
726 Followers 3K Following writer & editor @doorfliesopen. father of @tsnjorts_ebooks. sports, music, news and plenty of shitposting. worst-case ontario, we'll get 2 birds stoned at once.
Fowly @fowlytweets
5K Followers 1K Following Macrodata Refinement Employee of the Month. Macondo, Colombia 📍
Dick Bremer @dbremer_pxp
52K Followers 82 Following My father was a reverend. At times, I'm irreverent.
Ninja Turtle Capital .. @NinjaTurtleCap
453 Followers 2K Following Trader and Investor. Raptors Fan #WeTheNorth. Higher for Longer. Tweeter in a half shell.
Ruaridh Armstrong @RuaridhArmstro1
40 Followers 462 Following 31/12/13❤️Amy, Scottish, Mechanic, MUFC, #GLAZERSOUT
lobdog @lobdog0
953 Followers 1K Following to us all towns are one, all men our kin, death's no new thing.
lil nigga widda big s.. @ChillAssTeen
2K Followers 177 Following
Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter
1K Followers 917 Followingthank god it’s Friday, I’m going to go insane and kill everyone i know (:
I have a history of performing little surgeries on myself ❤️
Tyrese Haliburton says his little brother was called the N-word by a Bucks fan in Game 1, per @KellyIko.
wtf is a "sexy bj" bitch i'm throating that shit n drowning in my own snot and tears
I’m gonna kill myself tonight. Thanks Ryan
Weapon of choice if we don’t get maye tonight. The future of my genitals are in your hands @Giants make it happen or I’m blowing my dick off. Not even kidding anymore. Sick of this shit
*eyes rolled back in head, levitating 3 feet off the ground legs crossed* Twenty One Pilots was La Dispute for girls named Megan who worked at Frozen Yogurt stands because their stepdad Bryan wouldn’t pay for freshman band camp
I should probably tell my dad I’m married and having a son but I’ve spoken to him once in the last 7 years and that was him calling me to say he’s living in the back of a brisket food truck and rolls his bed up under the grill to cook. So he’s probably busy
Kyle Sloter when Mike Zimmer cut him for being dogshit and not knowing the playbook
Buzz around town is that J Profound is considering an unprecedented 4th consecutive bacon cheeseburger lunch. “We have chipotle on the radar as well” says an anonymous insider.
Drake Maye’s QB Coach at UNC Clyde Christensen doesn’t seem to be a fan of New England
Weapon of choice if we don’t get maye tonight. The future of my genitals are in your hands @Giants make it happen or I’m blowing my dick off. Not even kidding anymore. Sick of this shit
(having sex) *caitlin clark kia commercial throwing hand hearts to her family begins* grammy winning artist Sia: eeeeee yayee yeahhhhh im unstoppable
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