Tara @TwoHandsRoadmap
Making poor blogging choices since 2010. twohandsandaroadmap.com Joined January 2009-
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Spoiler alert: Barron Trump will not be the child who inherits Willie Wonka's chocolate factory.
Making noodles for Thanksgiving and there's flour everywhere. My kitchen is whiter than Pence selfie.
Second best thing about #substituteteaching?Can wear same thing two days in row, and no one knows. (Number one is the glamour, obviously.)
I still can't believe this. Oh, #euclid.
@sallytex Welcome! You need to keep the traps out a little longer than you'd think, but they work. Hated having those moths everywhere!
@sallytex Ha, here you go! amzn.to/12ONfKD Don't remember specifically which brand I used, though. Probably all fine.
@sallytex Ugh nasty pantry moths! I recommend pheromone traps. They get the little bastards horny then kill them. A strategy worth copying.
So. The doggie jogging stroller is a thing. It's amazing what I didn't know before moving to the suburbs.
According to my FB feed, it's National Quote Country Music Lyrics Day. #july4th #4thofjuly
"It's always such a surprise when football players are assholes," said no substitute teacher ever.
It's been exactly one year since we got keys to the new house, and coffee in the sunroom never gets old.
"writus interruptus" the act of pulling out of a blogging challenge without actually finishing the, er, job. bit.ly/11f33Io
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