Funemployed Daily @UnemployedRecap
Daily recaps from the life of the funemployed in Chicago. biglittlecomedy.com Chicago, IL Joined August 2015-
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DAY 52: Emerged from med-coma. What year is it? What do you mean I have to travel tomorrow? Where is my fucking notebook? I need a shower.
DAY 49: Adventured out to @dungeonofdoom. I'm still not sure how I feel about it, but I wouldn't be surprised if I got sick tomorrow.
DAY 48: Hugged a bunch of gnarly-looking convicts all the way through @StatesvillePris.
DAY 47: A 3-5:30am conference call with @LaughingDan is a good excuse to be completely lethargic for the entire rest of the day. Right?
DAY 46: Did some very scary stuff today: @13thFloorCHI, rescued some white kids from an uncomfortable situation, registered for iO classes.
DAY 45: Mini meltdown remedied by strawberry pancakes and looking at affordable houses far, far away.
DAY 44: Husband vetoed my 5-year plan. Saw a beautiful play to keep myself from sobbing. #ShitGetsReal
DAY 43: Ate frosting with my cat while watching @DancingABC, which is pretty much unemployment personified.
DAY 42: Used a horror comedy pitch meeting as an excuse to trick @MattGriffo into taking me to @HouseofTorment.
DAY 41: Met a long-lost relative, fished in a trout stream, looked at some real estate. ....Yeah, it was a pretty odd day.
DAY 40: Didn't go to a movie, didn't go to a haunted house.... DID get hit with a busload of nostalgia and angrily watch a lot of @AHSFX.
DAY 39: Returned to comfortable life of lethargy, passed out from asthma attack after climbing 12 flights of stairs.
DAY 38: Reorganized laptop files so I'm out of excuses, won $500 for feelings of charity and goodwill.
DAY 37: Accepted responsibility for my life and went to work for what I want. Also, bought a kickass labelmaker on a whim.
DAY 36: Inspired by 13-year-old episodes of #ProjectGreenlight, I decided I may actually work tomorrow instead of watching @hbogo.
DAY 35: Spending the day naked on the couch ain't so bad.
DAY 34: Miraculously wrapped unpackable wedding gifts without any casualties to life or limb. Danced like a lunatic. #RyCaitMissionComplete
DAY 33: Fantasized about being Tina Fey again. Wrote several successful Facebook statuses. Purchased last-minute wedding gifts online.
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