WaybackTweets @WaybackTweets
If Twitter always existed, here are the tweets that would have been. Joined January 2012-
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Who opened a window? My belly’s cold. – Buddha (@ZenBen23)
"I want to be somebody. I want to be a household name. I want my name to ring a bell." -Pavlov (@dogstuff)
Come at me, bro! -- Cain (@raisinman)
Just found out how close US is to USSR. Mind=blown. (@theJFK)
"We're getting a fake tree this year. Real ones are too much work." - Paul Bunyan (@meandbabyblue)
"I gave that bitch my ear; bitches love ears." #vanthedutch
"My plan for world domination is complete." - Emo Rubik (@cubeme)
Some day everyone will realize everything is better with me in it. - Sir Francis Bacon (@Fryguy)
"So don't feel like cooking today. I can't even LOOK at that oven." - Sylvia Plath (@poetandknowit)
"My handyman just spilled a can of paint on my canvas. What the hell am I gonna do now?" - Jackson Pollock (@jacksplat)
What happens on Elba, stays on Elba. - Napoleon Bonaparte (@garcon1)
"Never got into Amway -- too culty." - L. Ron Hubbard (@thetancretin)
melanie ✨ @melaxxtz
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Nairree @NairreenOekQ
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Neetea @Neetea136891
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OLΞUΔИИΔ ^_~ @Oleuanna
19K Followers 10K Following An incurable addiction to epistemology. Controversialist. Dirty realist. Determined non-conformist. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Year In Captivity @Yearincaptivity
737 Followers 4K Following This is the story of 7 foreign aid workers who are captured by terrorists and their struggle to survive. Find us on Indiegogo at https://t.co/xj0gaoUENl
sudharsan @itsmesudharsan
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Society Survivor @Surviving100s
65 Followers 279 Following finally cracking out my shell gluten tolerant
time is precious @yearsatlast
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Rosanna Haakestad @RosaHaakestad
40 Followers 94 Following Jurist i en østlandskommune. Tidligere Jussgruppen WayBack. Fjellet, ski, yoga.
George ndala @gwalesoul
195 Followers 1K Following
#nXtGt @Advertise_Twist
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Jamie Cawley @TheWriteStuff2u
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★✪LeonardoQuinter... @Leonardo_Sulbi
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Tweet Cash @Tweets4Pay
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Deb Morgan, Author/Ad... @DMORGAN0505
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Cameron L Morrissey @ManagersDiary
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☆#TheCinemaFan☆20... @thecinemafan
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Peter Box @radiotabu
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Greg Gagliardi @greggagliardi
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Blue A Chern @BlueChern
180K Followers 134K Following Impossible's a word, a reason for someone who doesn't try. Never give up your dreams,try again and again. Have faith #Unicef🇺🇳@AlejandroSanz🩷@BTS_twt 💜⟭⟬
m johnny @mjohnny3
19K Followers 23K Following The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. I ask if they're going to finish their beers.
Anthony @ItalianMongoy
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Michael K. Reynolds @M_K_Reynolds
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Tue Hejlskov Larsen @TueHLarsen
10 Followers 55 Following
IMMORTAL TY COBB @TyCobb_GS
7K Followers 9K Following Ty Cobb's Grandson____If You are interested in the Past, Present & Future of Baseball...You are in the right place.....____I Follow Back Most.......
christie manduca @christiemanduca
184 Followers 626 Following Happily married ...Stay at Home Mom of 3 teenage boys..Friend to All ... Love all Reality TV... I know nothing about Twitter and I love it!
Michelle Milan @MMMilannn
3 Followers 14 Following
Linda @piplips
3K Followers 4K Following Best friend is Pippa my Yorkie. Soulmate ditto. Companion ditto. Confidant ditto. Pippa likes people. I don't.
Not A PluckedChicken @Stella1070
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Jonny Cooper @jonnycooper
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RightWingNews @RightWingNews
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Olivia Simms @OliviaSimms2
3K Followers 4K Following
Warmth @MyWarmth
649 Followers 968 Following This is my account, my TL, my tweets so if you don't like or agree with what I write don't read them and block yourself out. I'm the only queen here.
Maria Hessen Jacobsen @HessenMaria
1K Followers 2K Following Lawyer/partner, Elden. Chairwoman Human Rights Committee Norwegian Bar. ECBA. Human Rights, Criminal Law, Prisoners’ Rights. https://t.co/JHJNxUV2bS
The Spurious D @Le_Dentron
524 Followers 746 Following I'll sell you the whole seat but you'll only need the edge. Moral of the story is don't buy seats from gingers, they'll rip you off.
Maisy Millar @MaisyMillarTV
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احمد ابو عب�... @1463835047
55 Followers 1K Following
SOOP @SOOPLLC
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Eat24 @Eat24
46K Followers 5K Following Eat24 is now @grubhub! Download the Grubhub app to start ordering from more restaurants than ever! Need help? Tweet us @grubhub_care
George ndala @gwalesoul
195 Followers 1K Following
Rosanna Haakestad @RosaHaakestad
40 Followers 94 Following Jurist i en østlandskommune. Tidligere Jussgruppen WayBack. Fjellet, ski, yoga.
★✪LeonardoQuinter... @Leonardo_Sulbi
7K Followers 7K Following Venezolano,fanatico de #F1,#Android #Vinotinto#Tecnologia, No soy anti-social, soy anti-pendejos
Deb Morgan, Author/Ad... @DMORGAN0505
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Bliss Beach @BlissBleach
325K Followers 295K Following Will selfies cause future humans to evolve longer arms or smaller skulls? NO DMs
Panera Bread @panerabread
401K Followers 10K Following it’s Panera Season 🍂🧡 https://t.co/HFM33r43R7
Sarah Beattie @nachosarah
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Chipotle @ChipotleTweets
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m @gigglegirlnoel
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Francesco Rinaldi @SonOfCha
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The_martinigirl @The_MartiniGirl
27K Followers 2K Following Enter at your own risk! I swear so get over it! My partner in crime is @chrisanna4real
Knot a Pretty Girl @knotaprettygirl
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BusinessCasualWerewol... @colegamble
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pea @preawsaurus
5K Followers 460 Following personlig så inihelvete. private for your pleasure. lower case.
Cool Eric @OBiiieeee
19K Followers 816 Following i told my dad Sonic The Hedgehog was gay and he ripped the oven door off
the_moonface @the_moonface
7K Followers 2K Following There should be a cleverly written paragraph about how unique and special I am written here.
Aaron Blitzstein @AaronBlitzstein
26K Followers 989 Following Worked w Beastie Boys, Foo Fighters & Sonic Youth. Wrote for Family Guy, Letterman & WWE. Book on confidence. Foreword by Becky Lynch, blurb by Jimmy Kimmel.
Yesenia Dueber @Yeseniamzx
226 Followers 1K Following I am up for meeting new people and making some new friends.
krotchbat @krotchbat
105 Followers 373 Following ahoy polloi... where did you come from, a scotch ad?
FesterFudd @davidsnyder73
387 Followers 2K Following I love beer and great music. Married to a GREAT woman so no inquiries please unless there is money involved...
Hugh Ganus @the_tanker
548 Followers 877 Following No my first name aint baby!!! check out my awesome video
IMMORTAL TY COBB @TyCobb_GS
7K Followers 9K Following Ty Cobb's Grandson____If You are interested in the Past, Present & Future of Baseball...You are in the right place.....____I Follow Back Most.......
christie manduca @christiemanduca
184 Followers 626 Following Happily married ...Stay at Home Mom of 3 teenage boys..Friend to All ... Love all Reality TV... I know nothing about Twitter and I love it!
Michelle Milan @MMMilannn
3 Followers 14 Following
Michael K. Reynolds @M_K_Reynolds
97K Followers 86K Following Entrepreneur whisperer, God lover, marketing enabler, Global Studio founder, historical novelist, podcaster and producer of Emmy award-winning documentaries.
Tue Hejlskov Larsen @TueHLarsen
10 Followers 55 Following
Anthony @ItalianMongoy
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Greg Gagliardi @greggagliardi
107K Followers 44K Following Journalism teacher, writer, college essay expert, influencer, Eastside adviser, husband, father of two, humorist. I used to be a Wikipedia entry.
Fred Cuellar @FredCuellar
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Peter Box @radiotabu
597K Followers 591K Following Painter, Guitarist, Singer, Producer. - ArtBook @ https://t.co/1uVgpFusJg *Tabu* https://t.co/mFhxJopouh
Cameron L Morrissey @ManagersDiary
525K Followers 391K Following Head of Learning & Development at the fast moving 120 person (and growing) Bitcoin mining start-up Compass Mining.
Dr. Kraszynska M.D. @DrKraszynskaMD
324K Followers 447K Following On the forefront of natural medicine. The greatest rewards in my life have come from helping people gain back their most prized possession. Their Health.
Daniel Mezick @DanielMezick
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#IRAQesque @Iraqesque
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Tweet Cash @Tweets4Pay
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