BusinessCasualWerewolf @colegamble

a loose assemblage of anxieties and Hot Pockets. Portland. Los Angeles. Chicago Joined June 2009

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BusinessCasualWerewolf @colegamble

2 months ago

Mitch McConnell stepping down is great and whatever, but it’s about as satisfying as an appetizer and I’ve been ready for the meal for years

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3 months ago

Finally saw Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning, and it was pretty good. My favorite part was when Vin Diesel head-butted that exploding bridge to save Tom Cruise and Shrek‘s marriage.

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7 months ago

so, is Congress just gonna show us a movie during class while they lay their head down and try to sleep off a hangover?

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8 months ago

do you think Batman ever takes his time suiting up? like really savor it. maybe listening to some Tokyo Pop, getting ready for a big night out.

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8 months ago

Creative Challenge: come up with a genuinely good R&B/blues song based on the title, "listening to George Saunders on the train"

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12 months ago

#BeauIsAfriad four-word review: “So Much Dick Trauma”

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a year ago

If only I were the version of me that lives on the pages of my Daily Planner.

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a year ago

Why does every picture of George Santos look like AI-generated art?

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a year ago

It took me this long to realize that people who do not like me have terrible taste.

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a year ago

I'm starting to think that Being bad at doing something you love is infinitely better than being great at doing nothing.

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Pat Dubois @patdubois

a year ago

as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days

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2 years ago

HOT TAKE: Pigpen from the “Charlie Brown Christmas Special” is meant to represent the philosopher Diogenes of Sinope, lover of filth & dogs, who lived in a barrel DISCUSS! Also, Twitter is dead. It’s now owned by a serial abuser.

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2 years ago

Anyone want to challenge THIS mustache to a gunslinger showdown? Like, say, tomorrow? maybe High Noon-ish? (I’m shaving it off after that. IT’S SO ITCHY!!!)

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2 years ago

Many activists want fingerprint sensors on guns. Once you’ve unlocked the gun with your fingerprint it immediately disassembles itself and makes you an appointment with a therapist.

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2 years ago

Try a printer that stops working after 2 sheets of paper.

Chelsea Cain @ChelseaCain

2 years ago

Try a printer that stops working after 2 sheets of paper.

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The Recount @therecount

2 years ago

“I wanna recognize that your line of questioning is transphobic, and it opens up trans people to violence.” — Law professor Khiara Bridges, after explaining to Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) that more than just women are capable of giving birth

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2 years ago

Starbucks is closing 16 locations around the country for “Safety.” The truth: Starbucks is closing those locations to stop unionizing efforts. #UnionizeStarbucks @portlandmercury @wweek @Oregonian

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2 years ago

Starbucks is closing 16 locations around the country for “Safety.” The truth: Starbucks is closing those locations to stop unionizing efforts. #UnionizeStarbucks

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2 years ago

Nextdoor “Neighborhood Alerts” are as effective at crime solving as I am at transcribing “A Tale of Two Cities” by hand with a firehose.

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2 years ago

If speech is free, why the heck did Elon Musk just spend 44 billion to buy Twitter?

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan

1.5M Followers 4K Following British-American journalist. Editor-in-chief and CEO of new media company @zeteo_news. Subscribe here: https://t.co/sEC1ETyGtn

Emmy-losing Writer/Director/Comedian (#Shrinking, @nbcSNL, #StrangePlanet, @Netflix, @Hulu, @Dreamworks, @JimmyKimmelLive, @NewYorker)

Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein

155K Followers 4K Following Emmy-losing Writer/Director/Comedian (#Shrinking, @nbcSNL, #StrangePlanet, @Netflix, @Hulu, @Dreamworks, @JimmyKimmelLive, @NewYorker)

Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker

202K Followers 5K Following Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. Wrote a book about games and now writing another. Newsletter: https://t.co/9mOMgDuvfv Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com

Gabe Delahaye @gabedelahaye

15K Followers 756 Following I am a writer and comedian just like everybody else.

Christophe Beck @CBeckOfficial

8K Followers 229 Following I put-a-da-flutes and make it nice-a-nice

Duncan Jones @ManMadeMoon

362K Followers 1K Following Director of Moon, Source Code, Warcraft, Mute, the graphic novel MADI & the kids Stenton & Zowie. New film(s) in the works.

KBOO has been Portland's source of news, information and independent local music since 1968! Volunteer-powered, listener-supported community radio.

KBOO 📻 @KBOO

15K Followers 6K Following KBOO has been Portland's source of news, information and independent local music since 1968! Volunteer-powered, listener-supported community radio.

EIC @VillagePortland, podcaster @KBOO (@Tripp_pPDX) Executive Producer/Director @allcamerasareb @Portland_state @Uoregon alumni

Cory Elia @TheRealCoryElia

26K Followers 4K Following EIC @VillagePortland, podcaster @KBOO (@Tripp_pPDX) Executive Producer/Director @allcamerasareb @Portland_state @Uoregon alumni

Village Portland @villageportland

2K Followers 26 Following Civic actions & neighborhood news in Portland, Oregon

Zombie Problems @zombieprobs

49 Followers 63 Following Just a regular guy coming to terms with becoming a zombie.

Feeding your pop culture cravings since 2015. Inquiries: info@popcrave.com

Pop Crave @PopCrave

1.7M Followers 4K Following Feeding your pop culture cravings since 2015. Inquiries: [email protected]

Pro-Kindness/Compassion/Love. Wealth inequality will destroy us. Ex-Texan, Global citizen. Law, Medicine, Sustainability, Languages. LongCovid since 2020.

Laura Miers @LauraMiers

65K Followers 13K Following Pro-Kindness/Compassion/Love. Wealth inequality will destroy us. Ex-Texan, Global citizen. Law, Medicine, Sustainability, Languages. LongCovid since 2020.

Photojournalist in Ukraine.

Bylines: @latimes, @wweek, @reuters
License my pics on @sipausa & @ap_images

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Justin Yau @PDocumentarians

40K Followers 2K Following Photojournalist in Ukraine. Bylines: @latimes, @wweek, @reuters License my pics on @sipausa & @ap_images *redacted*: *redacted*.com/justinnyau/

Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo

206K Followers 6K Following Together for wildlife. Community supported since 1888.

Email:
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Voicemail tips: (971) 533-7832

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Always Antifascist @RoseCityAntifa

47K Followers 713 Following Email: General Inquiry: [email protected] Tips: [email protected] Voicemail tips: (971) 533-7832 https://t.co/yysheklmzs

Investigative reporter @Calmatters | sergio@calmatters.org | dm for Signal | 🇲🇽

Sergio Olmos @MrOlmos

98K Followers 2K Following Investigative reporter @Calmatters | [email protected] | dm for Signal | 🇲🇽

Senator Jeff Merkley @SenJeffMerkley

488K Followers 1K Following Dad, runner, filibuster reformer. U.S. Senator from Oregon.

Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr

2.0M Followers 4K Following #UNFROSTED is streaming May 3rd on @Netflix. My book of essays FOOLISH is out now from @duttonbooks

Reverend Raphael Warn.. @ReverendWarnock

1.2M Followers 948 Following Pastor. Advocate. Savannah born & raised. @Morehouse alum. Senator from Georgia. | Join us @TeamWarnock

Jon Ossoff @ossoff

1.2M Followers 2K Following U.S. Senator from Georgia.

the Tortured Husbands department @oats___

a year ago

Sometimes linkedin will just buzz on your wrist and show you a guy

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Pat Dubois @patdubois

a year ago

as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days

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erika @yeeeerika

2 years ago

if i text you “🌭" it means "we're all trying to find the guy who did this"

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Karen Chee @karencheee

2 years ago

The “we will adopt your baby” couples all look like they’re auditioning to be the white people in a Jordan Peele movie

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Skooch Banachek @SkoochXC

2 years ago

@colegamble Mine

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lotion wizard @old_lotion

3 years ago

just remembered about day drinking

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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall

3 years ago

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Ben Rosen @ben_rosen

3 years ago

republicans just said the quiet part loud

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lotion wizard @old_lotion

3 years ago

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mare :) @itzmaremichelle

3 years ago

this super bowl could have been an email

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Alanta Colley @Lannyopolis

3 years ago

I will continue to get my news the way I always have, painstakingly reverse engineering it from obscure satirical takes from strangers on Twitter

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Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh

3 years ago

if anyone wanted to go viral and get screamed at by a bunch of people on here, you could do a thread about how the best way to eat m&m's is by swallowing them like a pill. m&m swallow guy. simple, catchy, and most importantly fucked up. this is how it's done folks ☝️

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Gabe Delahaye @gabedelahaye

3 years ago

I love how we invented money, ascribed purely imaginary value to it, and now aggressively refuse to let people have any of it even if they die. Cool game.

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Touré @Toure

3 years ago

This isn’t even about politics, it’s just about who you are as a person. For 4 years Trump lived in a great restaurant town and could’ve gone anywhere at any time and he chose… nothing. I’ll just stay home every night and eat crap. The man has zero redeeming human qualities.