The Hotter Factset Girl @WhatIsABond
deep in the sheets Joined December 2021-
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living alone is great until every time you leave the house you think you left your curling iron on.
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why are we, as a society, drinking lattes when cappuccinos exist?
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vodka martinis are not real martinis
so i know as adults we aren’t supposed to use snapchat anymore but how am i supposed to remember my friends birthdays then
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This guy did an amazing job at the debate last night
whenever i spend a significant amount of time in midtown i consider actually filling my lexapro perscription
been watching hulu with ads so much recently that i almost want to download monopoly go
do people actually enjoy baths as adults bc even if you say you do i think you’re lying
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thinking (crying) about how some people (me) haven’t seen The Weeknd live
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“What’s your moat?” First of all I’m wearing a loro piano Hat ,
sorry cant talk rn, busy reminiscing on every embarrassing thing ive ever done in my entire life
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Happy anniversary to the greatest letter ever written Donald Rumsfeld’s letter to the IRS
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oh to experience love
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If you open up a fresh Excel and your first strokes aren’t Alt + W + VG, you’re a psychopath
if you call oatmeal “oats” you’re definitely not someone i want to call my friend
if you’re a nutella hater dont talk to me.
just another day asking myself “am i dying or have i just not eaten something today?”
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Pls stop saying “nice to e-meet you” for the love of god
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Any time there’s any nepotism discourse, I do unfortunately feel the need to revisit Brooklyn Beckham’s photography book
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