Jordan Peele Grandma Dream @WorstManager
Lone man on a mission to find the needle of reason in our F'd up haystack.. Joined September 2011-
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One way ticket to bedminster’s back 9!
facebook.com/share/r/1YB8Tr… @brockway_llc @Seanbabydotcom @JasonKPargin crude usable hands
I just reinstalled this app because my grandmas are fighting and it gave me a giant boner
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The hive investigated itself and found no wrongdoing
The hive investigated itself and found no wrongdoing
Me retweeting Dave portnoy
Me retweeting Dave portnoy https://t.co/sYVsM9mlTG
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If I’m gonna be fair these questions needs to be asked today. Why is the release of the Epstein list always a shit show? What’s the point of booting out illegals and criminals while somehow becoming a safe haven for the Tate brothers? Why is Crypto in the toilet if Trump…
Goku is Mexican I don’t give a fuck if you don’t agree.
Deadass
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@Grimezsz “Hey I know we’re not really talking, but do you mind tweeting about how good I am at the whole game thing? Thx.”
Hitting the ground with your new team after spending 12 interviews hearing about work life balance and zero tolerance for toxicity
I’m known to jinx my favorite players and teams by showing support. If I get tickets to a game, they lose. If I buy a jersey, the player gets hurt or traded. I bought so much @NYExcelsior merch that the entire league folded.
Going my in laws and getting ready to drink all the seagrams 7, talk politics, and crash out
Deadass
Deadass
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ultramarathon thanker... @christweetsllc
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