Zoë Lister @ZoeLister
Writer, Actor, Voiceoverer, 'Smash Hits Magazine-Townie' London Joined April 2009-
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My cousin, @maxharvey79 writes a pun every day. Every single day!! This one is an absolute corker
My cousin, @maxharvey79 writes a pun every day. Every single day!! This one is an absolute corker
Looking forward to @cookhamfestival this year! Must get booking!!
Looking forward to @cookhamfestival this year! Must get booking!!
The grand old Duke of York, he had 12 million quid. He gave it to someone he never met, for something he never did.
Joking aside, fuck every last one of these smirking, grasping, incompetent fucking ghouls from now until the heat death of the universe. Not a single functioning moral between the lot of them. If you shat something half as disgusting as the best of them, you'd see a doctor.
'Why We Need More South Asian Writer Representation' - an excellent piece written by Furquan Akhtar (@furquan) 🙌 bbc.co.uk/blogs/writersr…
Gonna start calling man-flu Brovid.
I am so utterly confused that #Strictly is back on. Have I been living in a time vortex? It’s been a year?!?!?
if competing female billionaires launched themselves into almost space for 5 minutes in a massive vagina, just IMAGINE the headlines
THIS is an incredible point
What a beautiful image
Tell you one thing about Pickford though…. He’s a keeper.
All joking aside it’s pretty fucking horrendous that people weren’t hugging at funerals at the policy request of a man regularly boinking his publicly funded aide
We are OUT, at an Argentinian Jazz night with @chilternarts thanks to our gorgeous friends @Breathwick and @robthor ! I don’t know how they’ve pulled off this fest during a pandem but they have and it’s glorious! Jazz hasn’t even started yet. We are tasting wine tho 😉#out
UK votes for Lithuania!!! MY PEOPLE
The women on the jury wearing full on dresses based on Quality Street wrappers and the men wearing t-shirts
Switzerland reminds me of a young @iestynarwel #Eurovision
Norway. 90s boy band energy with a garnish of Fathers 4 Justice. #Eurovision
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Language counts. I had to explain to a NHS practitioner yesterday why I didn’t want her to use word ‘committed’ but use died by suicide on my medical notes. She hasn’t had that request before and said she would learn more about the language shift.
Multiple SDEC units (11) that are owned and championed by Consultants within their Trust has led to improvement in productivity, placing the Trust as one of the best performing in the country. #HSJProvider
It’s like there are “8 more you’re not good enough voices” and the worst part is one of them is Blueys dad
My blueprints were rejected for being a total mess. Back to the drawing board? I think that was the problem. #LunchPun
#DramaQueens on ITVX is so fun. Reality show with British soap stars? Including JAMELIA?? I’m in
Just got off a zoom meeting with three men. Mum asked me what I talked about. WHAT. I. TALKED. ABOUT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hi, hope you’re ok. Sorry I’ve been so quiet, to say I’m struggling a bit is an understatement. Not dead though, and I’ve got good news to talk about tomorrow. I’m letting you know today so I don’t pussy out in the morning xx
Recent population density figures have certainly got people thinking. Rumination? More space than previously thought, yes. #LunchPun
if you write just 500 words a day, pretty soon you will have 50,000 words that you haven't bothered to edit, and looking over them, you will be utterly demoralized and will give up altogether
Look, it's only loo roll, but having been quite shocked by your report, I got in touch with the company this morning. This was their response. What's yours @WhichUK? (Because it's shoddy journalism if you've given your readers incorrect information.) nakedsprout.uk/blogs/news/our…
Are you paying more for your loo roll because you think it’s more sustainable? Which? tests found some bamboo toilet roll brands contain only tiny amounts of the eco-friendly material despite claiming to be “bamboo only” or “100% bamboo”. which.co.uk/news/article/w…
"In 20 years’ time, we don’t want to be looking back asking where all the new British plays are. So, we are intentionally refocusing our support on writers; developing new voices for the stage ." @BristolOldVic Nancy Medina announcing 5 yr commitment to new writing. Rejoice!
Letter delivery is dominated by men. I blame the Postman Patriarchy.
Still gutted we had to cut that Belgium speech 😂
Currently reading the Rye Lane script and I genuinely don't think I've ever had this much fun reading one. Do you know how hard it is for dialogue to be this funny on the page?
The late night thought is: you never hear about women being ‘method’ actors. Is this because women are less likely to be pompous twats (no comment) or because most roles for women aren’t good enough to be worth the effort?
TFW you achieve your childhood dream of writing a Pixar film. And not just ANY Pixar film, the sequel to your favorite Pixar film: INSIDE OUT. There aren’t enough notecards in the world to describe it. #InsideOut2 only in theaters June 14! Go see it!!!
A win for Time Thanks to everyone involved @jeanettetvcrime @Joe_Griffith95