off the damn loud and we ain’t finna boo bop @ZzijGod
Tandem bicycle farter Joined December 2021-
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Without downloading a new image, where are you at mentally
Without downloading a new image, where are you at mentally https://t.co/Ls3YXn7yGU
I’m hanging up my posting thumbs and retiring. I will now buy a farm and raise free range snakes to become the world leader in anti venom production. Making hisssstory
Only two types of people are naming strains of weed these days
When my dog kicks grass and dirt at me while I’m picking up her feces is that a micro aggression?
Just gave some kids at the park a set of kunai I got at the pawn shop
This is a mistake. The denizens of Chicago have a garbage palate, and cannot feel joy.
I’m the sir Lancelot of the knights of the sound table in that I am fucking the president of the clubs wife. soundgardenworld.boards.net/board/1/knight…
I’ve done a terrible job of managing my finances, my emotions, and my life in general
You die three times. First, when you take your last breath. Second, when your name is spoken for the last time. Third, when the scavenger demons consume what’s left of your forgotten soul to regurgitate as a sort of black honey into a pentagram honeycomb to feed their pale larvae
What if the twin I ate in utero was the better one?
I hope I’m not visited by 3 ghosts this St. Paddy’s day to teach me the error of my sober ways.
Just Sawzall™️-ed a hole in my ceiling because I heard Patrick Swayze’s voice up there.
Extra!! Extra!!! People are so fucking stupid!
Japanese super toilet arrives in 6 months and only costed 3 months salary
Told my agent I want to change my name to Franklin Dudikoff cause I think it would resonate better with casting and audiences and he said that would be a grave mistake
I really do have the best tits in the business
Boeoeoeoeoeinginginging
Cannibalism makes you strong they made a documentary about it
Can you get into heaven if you’re not circumcised?
Pretty cheesed off about the state of the world
Aubrey Plaza (fake) (.. @_glassduster
6K Followers 962 Following presently not Aubrey plaza. Both the victor and the vanquished are but drops of dew, but bolts of lightning - thus should we view the world.
Loving Vengeance ❤�.. @PleasantAndEvil
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🐈 Smol Cat @OneSmolCat
7K Followers 878 Following She/Her // 27 // you have ringside seats to my mental chillness // Tip Jar https://t.co/7hqZ279okr // @Subatomic_Guy is my husband C²♡
Poon @tinylilhorse
2K Followers 723 Following can you just look at it and tell me if it seems normal
Dixie Normous @boobiesonfire
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Grob @methwaffles
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Tysuteth @tysuteth47752
142 Followers 3K Following I'm new to Twitter accounts so I tried the messaging feature and it's great to meet you.
perpetually lost @lostvalley0
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Sharon @telep_sharon
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The Frustrating Indiv.. @MILFmassacre
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Stanley Yelnats @Cry2Musick
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Banjo Shane_USA!🇺�.. @nastybags
189 Followers 439 Following Lover of freedom Exerciser of rights Fighter of enemies both foreign AND domestic Anti-woke guerrilla Pillow enthusiast Trucks
Mary Grant @MaryGrant740729
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Donald Rump @DonaldRump4547
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Zola Sellers @SellersZol53801
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sluts r us @godsfavslut0
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Ethel @ethel_lawson_
158 Followers 3K Following
Mansion Vaulter @bordemwins1
247 Followers 1K Following Anachronistic Progressive| I have dysgraphia; I can't spell well| Evil and spiteful person but otherwise pretty chill| He/him
Lindsay Richardson @LindsayRic36042
75 Followers 3K Following
Kathleen @kathleen_hibbit
138 Followers 3K Following
Michael, Divine Chick.. @FrenziedFriend
46 Followers 86 Following I didn’t own slaves, but I’m a WEIRDO
Aubrey Plaza (fake) (.. @_glassduster
6K Followers 962 Following presently not Aubrey plaza. Both the victor and the vanquished are but drops of dew, but bolts of lightning - thus should we view the world.
Loving Vengeance ❤�.. @PleasantAndEvil
7K Followers 2K Following hope u like horses. https://t.co/KSSlNo93sv
🐈 Smol Cat @OneSmolCat
7K Followers 878 Following She/Her // 27 // you have ringside seats to my mental chillness // Tip Jar https://t.co/7hqZ279okr // @Subatomic_Guy is my husband C²♡
Poon @tinylilhorse
2K Followers 723 Following can you just look at it and tell me if it seems normal
hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge
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Dixie Normous @boobiesonfire
6K Followers 1K Following Put me in ur bowl and smoke me.. @lilsquirrelo @97sgub
The Alan Parsons Proj.. @DJSkullfetish
3K Followers 807 Following —\\\—Obvious Parody—///—@RestitutorSane
Grob @methwaffles
3K Followers 911 Following
Gay Sex Retard @YakubianWarrior
895 Followers 805 Following Convicted violent retard with a gun. Immunocompromised (if you know what I mean)
Microplastics Explode.. @DiabolicalSpuds
12K Followers 3K Following strange but not a stranger alt: @sputuminducer
Stanley Yelnats @Cry2Musick
519 Followers 1K Following
Banjo Shane_USA!🇺�.. @nastybags
189 Followers 439 Following Lover of freedom Exerciser of rights Fighter of enemies both foreign AND domestic Anti-woke guerrilla Pillow enthusiast Trucks
Donald Rump @DonaldRump4547
381 Followers 2K Following
sluts r us @godsfavslut0
10K Followers 8K Following 22. friendly neighborhood slut. yes i have a boyfriend yes you can still flirt with me. nsfw account: @thegoddesspiper
Mansion Vaulter @bordemwins1
247 Followers 1K Following Anachronistic Progressive| I have dysgraphia; I can't spell well| Evil and spiteful person but otherwise pretty chill| He/him
warrior cop @wyatt_privilege
55K Followers 933 Following
pop~posting Ustaad~�.. @exMalwa
10K Followers 905 Following Dil da ni mada #amliunion #whocare #bantz frequently engaging in off the cuff badinage
''Steve'' @extranapkins
25K Followers 765 Following Unapologetically Me👑 VP of Marketing - Bold & Opinionated! Music Maven 🎶 Sports Enthusiast 🏈 Lover of food 🍗 Cocktail Connoisseu https://t.co/Y8Y4cSlZ4u
Dan @dankgdl
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Boneduck @realBoneDuck
2K Followers 667 Following hi let's read my charges and get this shit over with. duck with a boner.
Michael, Divine Chick.. @FrenziedFriend
46 Followers 86 Following I didn’t own slaves, but I’m a WEIRDO
ghost girl rose @TeenyGhosts
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Captain FlyGod the 16.. @The16th_FlyGod
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The Cardigans Officia.. @ohcrapohno
1K Followers 3K Following reality is a simulation generated by a monolith on the dark side of the moon. The cube shaped storm on saturn is a soul recycler and reincarnation is a trap
Curtis Remarc 🌴�.. @CurtisRemarc
4K Followers 2K Following (@nervousrecords, @stealthrecords, more if ya want) Owner/Operator of The City of Philadelphia, PA. Professional amateur boxer. Hana Nui 🤙🌋
Without downloading a new image, where are you at mentally
Without downloading a new image, where are you at mentally
this nigga farted on the escalator now im ascending into his fart air im dumb tight he needa go to jail
The real March Madness is this weather! 24 degrees?!
Got fired from Chili’s because I’d kiss people on the cheek when handing them their food
thank goodness for the discrete delivery from For Hims otherwise all my neighbors would know about my erectile disfunction
I stopped tweeting about The Shins because none of you care about James Mercer quite like I do
First I'm hearing about these Weezer guys. If they need an inhaler just let me know I always have an extra just in case
Dont forget guys, now the sun is coming out & spring is here, u need to buy more jackets. Whatever jackets u already own, u need more. If u see a nice jacket that u like, don't hesitate, make sure u purchase it. Money is temporary, a nice jacket is permanent. You deserve it.
@ZzijGod She actually wasn’t a prostitute. She was Jesus’s bottom bitch, though. He cast out a bunch of demons from her and they became besties. I identify with her very much, especially since everybody thought she was something she wasn’t.
You die three times. First, when you take your last breath. Second, when your name is spoken for the last time. Third, when the scavenger demons consume what’s left of your forgotten soul to regurgitate as a sort of black honey into a pentagram honeycomb to feed their pale larvae
On a scale from one to Roggenrola, how hungry is your hole?
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Gas station clerk: Sir, I uh, I mean ma’am, I mean- Non-binary Anton Chigurh: [putting hands on pants about to pull them down] call it.
If the CIA could somehow poison all of the weed in the country it would solve 99% of society’s problems
I boycott all Natalie Portman films but im watching this rn
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