off the damn loud and we ain’t finna boo bop @ZzijGod
Tandem bicycle farter Joined December 2021-
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I’m being persecuted for having too big of a hog and also for having the worst takes imaginable but mostly the hog stuff
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I love when a ref or ump looks like they like to bet on sports
Being a girl is crazy because you’ll just be 1 years old, bald headed, and wearing a stunning baptismal gown
Courtside at a WNBA game bein zestier than @KarlTowns to get gay best friend status so I get to go to the locker room at halftime
The Sydney Swyyney fiasco got me and the boys curb stomping each other
My wife is so trad! She’s lost all brain function and is on life support but she keeps popping out babies for my other wife to raise
Blonde women should be shot on sight
What’s another cool thing to throw off bridges? I’m out of car batteries
Indiana has raised the tax on cigarettes I will never financially recover from this
Wage garnishment is the second to last step before finding god and letting the church take care of me financially
People love yelling “Hey! It’sBobwehadababyit’saboy” at me on the street because I’m white
Told my wife I planned on killing myself before year’s end and she started crying? Bitch, it’s cause you don’t support me!
Match my freak @cwahlz
Match my freak
Match my freak
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I’m probably the only person you know who is banned from having sex in Wyoming. I can still fuck whatever animals I want in the other 49 tho so I’m gonna be ok
*Slowly advancing to the stage with my walker with the tennis balls on the feet* Throw it back for a yungin one time
Mom says I can’t smoke cigarettes anymore
Coffee and sour cream and cheddar potato chips is the breakfast of champions
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