2XL @_2XL_
Phoenician, suburban champion, basketball tyrant, golf dork, dad life Pale Blue Dot Joined June 2012-
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Illinois should keep this look. Incredible execution
Illinois should keep this look. Incredible execution
Travel
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This is crazy
What?
Georgia punt returner has a mouthpiece hanging from his facemask and another mouthpiece in his mouth. What in the world
Surprised sports betting companies haven't developed airline boarding group carve outs yet.
Big loss for Nebraska if Shiloh Sanders is out for the rest of the game
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Prime Blake GriffIn was DIFFERENT 💥
I'm stuck at the airport trying to get on standby after last night's flight got cancelled... I'm surrounded by 5 different people talking/watching videos on their phones on full volume. All of them look over 50. If hell is real, it's likely LaGuardia.
Concrete jungle where dreams are maaaaadddee oofffff
Having an aneurysm reading the replies and quotes. None of these people have any idea how any of this stuff works but are extremely confident about their opinions on it.
Having an aneurysm reading the replies and quotes. None of these people have any idea how any of this stuff works but are extremely confident about their opinions on it.
Lyles wouldn't have made the podium in 2012. He's winning watered down medals. Running against plumbers
This is what every basketball mixtape looks like now
This is what every basketball mixtape looks like now
Started the Keurig without putting a coffee mug down. Off to a great start today.
If Bronny wasn't Lebron's son, he'd be getting ready for his Sophomore year at Azusa Pacific
Time to put on my Diamondbacks gear and watch the Cubs and Mets play
Time to put on my Diamondbacks gear and watch the Cubs and Mets play https://t.co/R5uaksimGu
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