Keylolo @_LBoogieeee
New York, NY Joined October 2014-
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Me at McDonald’s, age 4
“What salary are you looking for” “What’s the budget for this role”
Dear Future Husband: Do not let life look like it’s bullying me on your watch either. Thanks, Management.
Dear Future Husband: Do not let life look like it’s bullying me on your watch either. Thanks, Management.
the days are getting longer, but they aren’t getting warmer
Jobs: “why do you want this job?” Me: “ because I need to pay my bills?”
Every time a relationship ends, my life gets better. Two more breakups and I'll be president 🥺
People born between 1984-1999
People born between 1984-1999
Me after babysitting my nieces and nephew for more than a day
Me after babysitting my nieces and nephew for more than a day
me when I’m done with my workout:
No need to traumatize myself again
No need to traumatize myself again
after 2 months, we finally made it to Friday y’all!
You start cooking food at home and Ubereats starts hitting you with the hella 50% off codes smh
Latinas
“ Hi ___ I hope this email finds you well.”
I need someone to come set me up like this because the way I am photogenically challenged…
I need someone to come set me up like this because the way I am photogenically challenged…
Apparently, staying to yourself & not bothering people... Bothers people.
me: i deserve a treat bank account: for the love of god pls stop
Me after being mean all day
I don't care what anyone says, living alone as a woman is one of the most perfectly luxurious experiences of my life
Me on shark tank w no product and no business plans:
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🚨HAPPENING TOMORROW🚨Live Q&A with Dr. Nicole @Theholisticpsyc Who plans on joining us?
Me destroying the family computer with Limewire…
You made it to Friday. I'm proud of you
A collapse in new car prices is coming. This will be a bust never ever seen before. We taking about 25% car price cuts for new cars from Ford Bronco to Toyota Taco to EV. If you are in market for new car, wait. You will thank me later.
Literally Patrick Bateman
anyone that irons their bedsheets every morning is mentally ill
I need Tashi’s teenage wig. she was bundled down omg. #Challengers
Went to visit my girl and her TV was on HDMI 2 with nothing plugged to it
this jibarito I made😫 the fried plantain for the bread, the juicy steak, the aioli, I dream about her!!!!
have you ever eaten a sandwich that was so good it changed your life? a sandwich that you dream about to this day? describe it to me please I am looking for inspiration
Me at McDonald’s, age 4
The Nuggets are just on another level.
“What salary are you looking for” “What’s the budget for this role”
Watching Carrie Bradshaw be the worst friend and worst girlfriend while in Roberto Cavalli and Dior
me and my best friend actually never stop talking, we’re actually always in a constant stream of communication. we literally don’t say bye ever we just keep texting as if the other one didn’t go MIA for a week and that’s love lmfao the yapfest never ends— only pauses 😭
i PROMISE you if you start yoga or martial arts in your early 20s, your body will thank you for that in your 30s Your body will NOT thank you for the back to back situationships tho
your 20s should really be about developing hobbies. you have less back pain and the world is brighter. stop constantly chasing men or women. sorry but there’s no return on investment for that
Oh shut your dirty ass up
Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist trib.al/ee63uAc
peter parker must’ve delivered your shіt
this the last time i’m ordering off ubereats…
Rent.
If your job offered to pay ONE bill for ONE year which one would you choose?
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