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Mert @_MertK

Seattle, WA Joined March 2012
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Mert @_MertK

4 years ago

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Mert @_MertK

5 years ago

u up rn?

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Mert @_MertK

5 years ago

what do dogs think about elevators

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5 years ago

if the coronavirus has taught us anything it’s that if there were a zombie outbreak we’d be so screwed

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Mert @_MertK

5 years ago

every commercial I hear nowadays “2020 has been the worst goddamn year ever.... but this great lease deal on a brand new Chevy Impala is going to change everything”

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Mert @_MertK

5 years ago

the older you get the sooner you do your dishes after you eat

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5 years ago

best meal of the day?

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5 years ago

WFH con: no more free snacks from the office WFH pro: I can now eat snacks I actually want to eat not sure which one outweighs the other

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5 years ago

how much do you normally leave as tip?

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Mert @_MertK

5 years ago

hey guys what’s going on tod-

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Mert @_MertK

6 years ago

my dog has big vibes

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Mert @_MertK

6 years ago

I need to audit my tupperware cabinet

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Mert @_MertK

6 years ago

I hate tiny pieces of garlic like bro you’re not worth my time to get all that skin off

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6 years ago

sitting aisle seat so I’m drinking as much water as I can on this flight

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6 years ago

and to my favorite child, I pass on my prized possession - the TI-84 Plus Silver edition. May it guide you well.

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Mert @_MertK

6 years ago

messed around and got a piano in my apartment

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Mert @_MertK

6 years ago

it seems counter intuitive but I always learn more from a fiction book rather than a nonfiction book

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Mert @_MertK

6 years ago

the hokey pokey is a metaphor for life, teaching you that new experiences and taking risks is like adding flavor to life’s bland lemons.

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