🇯🇩🇺🇦 @_itsJamesD_
Wize Guy. Husband. Dad. Pen Club Founder (I'm also a member) itsjamesd.com Joined February 2012-
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#NationalSalamiDay #SundayPunday Jokes about salami are about the wurst.
Paint and Prose. September3.25 #36/52 #art #prose #husbandandwife #project2025 Crash the party like a record scratch as I scream "Who's afraid of little old me?" You should be. T. Swift
Paint and Prose. August28.25 #35/52 #art #prose #husbandandwife #project2025 Cascading blossoms, roses mingled with soft blue, heaven brushes earth.
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Paint and Prose. August23.25 #34/52 #art #prose #husbandandwife #project2025 Dark flowers within Stretching toward the bright sun’s gift Drinking nature’s light.
…then I’d build this city with rock and roll.
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