Jono @_jono___

he/him CPFC Garden Party Bristol, England Joined November 2014

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Chris @citehchris

15 hours ago

kissing someone passionately in a dive bar is one of the few joys we still have left

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Jono @_jono___

2 weeks ago

Absolutely nothing tops off a night at the gym like buying two singles and a coke from the obviously-a-front corner shop 🫡🫡

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Jono @_jono___

2 months ago

Looking at a cool car driving past me sometimes feels like checking out a grown man’s arse send tweet

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Jono @_jono___

2 months ago

From skinning Brentford alive to Ballon d’or noms fucking get in there Michael you deserve the world

Ballon d'Or @ballondor

2 months ago

From skinning Brentford alive to Ballon d’or noms fucking get in there Michael you deserve the world

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All day Astronomy @forallcurious

3 months ago

ima do me regardless

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carter hambley @carterhambley

4 months ago

sucks that 1-800-GAMBLER is for gambling addiction and not a direct hotline to the baddest playas in the game

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Brock Bowers Prayer Circle @IdahoBones

4 months ago

Witchita Lineman is the song of the summer for the fifty seventh consecutive summer

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Jono @_jono___

4 months ago

I’m convinced the “step outside and you spend £30 these days” people are working for somebody that number keeps going up and I cannot afford to normalise it

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The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC

4 months ago

Bundesliga Player of the Season 2024/25 🥇 Michael Olise | Bayern Munich A source of goals, creativity and thrust but also a difference-maker who has significantly evolved Bayern Munich’s attacking threat. #Bundesliga | #FCBayern | #TAFCAwards25

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Jono @_jono___

4 months ago

#GladAllOver

A ☝🏻 @whualfie_

10 months ago

#GladAllOver

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Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC

4 months ago

Crystal Palace are the @EmiratesFACup 2025 CHAMPIONS 🏆 #CPFC

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Jono @_jono___

5 months ago

This is the hardest shit I’ve seen in ttiiiiimmmeeeeeee

Outlander Magazine @StreetFashion01

5 months ago

This is the hardest shit I’ve seen in ttiiiiimmmeeeeeee

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Jono @_jono___

5 months ago

So unbelievably happy for him

EuroFoot @eurofootcom

5 months ago

So unbelievably happy for him

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ghostcharm @ghost_charm

5 months ago

another saturday night gone by

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Premier League @premierleague

5 months ago

A moment of magic from Eze has given @CPFC the lead at Wembley ✨

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Cal @Cal_CPFC

6 months ago

Glasner you're all that I want When you're lyin' here in my arms I'm findin' it hard to believe We're eleventh

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the heart @Fredward3948576

6 months ago

When I was born they tossed me into a bin labeled 'No good', but then they fished me out, handed me a cane and a top hat, and told me I'd make it in show biz. I think I was tossed head first I'm so sleepy all the time, And violent. Bring me my tap shoes, I feel a song coming on

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Jono @_jono___

6 months ago

Getting medium to long men’s hair how u want it is a 4 week process that starts with a trim that can only be described as a humiliation ritual, and will *heavily* involve a hat.