Maddie Dowd @_maddiedowd

Yeah i have ADHD, A Dangerously Huge Dick | she/her New York, USA Joined January 2018

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Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren

2 years ago

If you paid $2.50 for a pack of gum at Target, you paid more to Target than it paid in taxes in 2022 while it made over $2 billion in profits and paid its CEO over $34 million in compensation. This is what a corrupt and rigged tax code looks like.

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Maddie Dowd @_maddiedowd

2 years ago

“She’s cheer captain and I’m on the bleachers” Well.. sure. There’s only one cheer captain. There were hundreds of girls this happened to in the bleachers too

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Maddie Dowd @_maddiedowd

2 years ago

Oh my god I want a home cooked meal. A dry chicken breast my mom made. Microwaved steamed vegetables. I live with my Divorced Dad and can’t do this ANYMORE

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Maddie Dowd @_maddiedowd

3 years ago

I like swallowing pills with sparkling beverage bc monkey throat can’t tell the difference bubbles and pill and I like it that way

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Maddie Dowd @_maddiedowd

3 years ago

Heartburn hurts so bad. Gotta be a form of torture. If I got to hell and they were like “hey there’s gonna be fire in your throat” I’d be like hell ya that tracks

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Maddie Dowd @_maddiedowd

3 years ago

For lent this year I’m giving up That’s it that’s the tweet

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Maddie Dowd @_maddiedowd

3 years ago

I definitely did not have Chinese spy balloon on my 2023 bingo card

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Maddie Dowd @_maddiedowd

3 years ago

(I have to say this very quietly because my boyfriend is a giants fan) Go birds

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Maddie Dowd @_maddiedowd

3 years ago

“If not friend then why friend shaped” will last for centuries. Every generation of human will want to hold a chipmunk. Universal truth

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Maddie Dowd @_maddiedowd

3 years ago

Firm believer the audiobook should be included when you buy a kindle book. Just because my eyes are a little sleepy tired doesn’t mean i want to stop my fun lil story

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Maddie Dowd @_maddiedowd

3 years ago

We need a “Can I Watch This Series With My Parents” Scale. Like will there be explicit s*x scenes? And what’s the time stamp so I can make sure I go to the bathroom

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Maddie Dowd @_maddiedowd

3 years ago

There’s a period between childhood and adulthood where you stop pronouncing Hermes as the Greek god and start pronouncing it Hermes the high fashion brand

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Maddie Dowd @_maddiedowd

3 years ago

Love having pets, love being a mom but why is this animal shoving their whole nose into my nostrils at 4 am

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Maddie Dowd @_maddiedowd

3 years ago

My cat (who is very small and also a baby) was sleeping on my chest and started suckling in her dream. It was so cute it HURT

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Maddie Dowd @_maddiedowd

3 years ago

After a long night my dad and I communicate between violent coughs. Im upstairs, he’s downstairs & we’re coughing. It’s at least a line of communication. We’re alive.