tofu enthusiast Ⓥ @_mortuis
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i know a block of extra firm tofu be scared as hell to see me coming
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Women will randomly decide they want to have sex with you and from that point you have about an 8 day window to make it happen or the opportunity is gone forever
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i’m just a sleepy girl but i want to see my fave DJ’s set tonight 😭😭
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my brain when i’m hormonal and overstimulated
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I’m late but…bleach blonde bad built butch body oh my god lol
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this is what listening to chappell roan feels like
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“people you may know” and its the worst person you have met
my new medicine gives me just enough nausea to inadvertently treat my yapping problem
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"Wyd after work?" Me already in bed:
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my mom about me not being married
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this is how i look at my instagram chat when i’m three wines in and i’m ovulating
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i don’t really feel threatened by other women because i know my upbringing messed me up in such a hyperspecific and rare way that it created a once-in-a-lifetime personality
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No personal development nothing. Just muscle and money
the rat bed under the Oz Park playground is my Roman Empire
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taking a peek at my wiki page
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