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political scientist, jew, chaös muppet, gemini. please, for the love of god, do the readings. she/they/eepy absolutely-not💙☁️ tinyurl.com/2rdtbpvw Unceded Coast Salish lands Joined April 2019-
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furiously scheduling a seance with mama wayans and chaining myself to the desk until i finish my screenplay for WOKE MOVIE
furiously scheduling a seance with mama wayans and chaining myself to the desk until i finish my screenplay for WOKE MOVIE
peer pressure immunity debt
where are the Storytellers?
oh they're trying to claim the moral high ground by considering campus occupation as settler-colonial coded and inherently violent without acknowledging the actual israeli occupation of palestine? not even a land acknowledgement? for shame. what about the etymology of genocide?
oh they're trying to claim the moral high ground by considering campus occupation as settler-colonial coded and inherently violent without acknowledging the actual israeli occupation of palestine? not even a land acknowledgement? for shame. what about the etymology of genocide?
this is mandatory reading because in addition to the regular chotiner excellence in interviewing techniques like asking basic follow-up questions, the extra couple paragraphs of introduction give a real wind-up for this absolute heater of an opener
this is mandatory reading because in addition to the regular chotiner excellence in interviewing techniques like asking basic follow-up questions, the extra couple paragraphs of introduction give a real wind-up for this absolute heater of an opener https://t.co/T8qF47mv6n
guy who thinks the real tragedy of the commons is that it's only legal to drive on them if you're aiming at protestors
i think if you ran 13.1 miles at 7:43 you would lose your airpods
the word broodmare is strange to me because it suggests that horses build nests, have wings, and foal in cohorts, none of which are true.
pastry chef DESTROYS zionist
imagine reading one thomas chatterton williams tweet. now imagine your entire timeline was thomas chatterton williams tweets.
imagine reading one thomas chatterton williams tweet. now imagine your entire timeline was thomas chatterton williams tweets.
we all love peter falk but paul giamatti does the best omelette scene that's ever been filmed youtu.be/WyhRL_7Wi5E
we all love peter falk but paul giamatti does the best omelette scene that's ever been filmed youtu.be/WyhRL_7Wi5E
pretty sure quantum computing is a complete scam.
what if we outsourced labels and knowing if ingredients are good or bad to a thing that suggested making a chemical weapon salad. you are not thinking critically. something is wrong with your brain. you may be in danger.
what if we outsourced labels and knowing if ingredients are good or bad to a thing that suggested making a chemical weapon salad. you are not thinking critically. something is wrong with your brain. you may be in danger.
Mrs. Detective Pikaje.. @clapifyoulikeme
17K Followers 502 Following Lesbian consultant. Cats (2019) fancier. Banned in Britain. A good argument, just miles outside the scope. She/her. Same @ everywhere.
Jeff -unindicted in a.. @NewJeffCT
61K Followers 48K Following Lifelong Democrat, lifelong nerd. thankful for Biden #TWDFamily, Star Wars, Star Trek, GoT, Fantasy Succession, #DnD Threads: radioactive.manticore (NewJeffCT)
Victor Asal @Victor_Asal
20K Followers 17K Following @UAlbany Prof. Studies insurgency/ terrorism & Ethnic & LGBTQ Discrimination & Pedagogy. Bluesky is @victorasal.bsky.social
The Lazy River Glamp-.. @GlampHouse
1K Followers 1K Following Follow along as we redefine Glamping in Deschutes County!
Raphaël Ambrosius Co.. @biboybill1
88 Followers 297 Following i got a white friend look like michael jackson
🇨🇦LD Mac 🦋Be.. @LauraU2girl
529 Followers 2K Following Lots of interests but no time for separate accounts, so it all happens on Main.U2/Cats/StarWars/XFiles/Books/Animals/Nickelback/Schitt's/StarTrek OS/12 Monkeys
Jennifer Boeder @jenniferboeder
2K Followers 2K Following Writer/content strategist/Hall&Oates enthusiast. Force sensitive. The BRF are my Housewives Bylines @cuepointmusic It takes courage to enjoy it 🦢
QuondamBifurcator �.. @MrB_DoesScience
207 Followers 1K Following
Moh kolak 🇵🇸 @mhammedalkolak
88 Followers 609 Following
Girl Dad @justinl1201
198 Followers 2K Following Father of 2 girls, army vet, partner to the most amazing caterer https://t.co/P8pXHDKBKE
Aerin 'AbolishCopsJai.. @Aerinravage
350 Followers 672 Following Capitalism is a disease. TERFs & Nazis know where they can go. Siren's Healing Touch - Vana'diel ### WHM of Gilgamesh - Eorzea She/her
Chris Kessaris @ChrisKessaris
62 Followers 76 Following Guitarist ex-Parasitic Extirpation, ex-Death Without Weeping, KES, Nitro Party. I love metal, pro wrestling, and video games.
Kelley Ohgee @EngRaymondallen
217 Followers 1K Following I do a lot of things, but honestly, what I do doesn't matter if it's not helping you - so that's my only goal.
no name @Identicalist
495 Followers 3K Following Bright Spring, chronic over-dresser. Espadrille enthusiast. Lover of silk, velvet and linen. Enjoys Fallout ,The Sims, Stephen King novels. Collector of cats.
Quentin Tarantino Uni.. @TarantinoWorld
59K Followers 6K Following Fan account | We are not related to him in any way. 📦 Shop Tarantino merch 👇👕
Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience
3K Followers 2K Following PhD brain and genomic scientist. Ocean junkie. Computer wrangler. Open data believer. Geek. Punk. Elephanting at genomic dot social. Views only my own. She/her.
Remi Wolf Pack 🇵�.. @discopothos
557 Followers 2K Following Public Health / Plant Parent / Runner / If Chicago has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Chicago has no fans, that means I am no more on the Earth.
Tomek');DROP TABLE Tw.. @tomekandfriends
163 Followers 185 Following 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. Train enjoyer. 25
nichiiiki @d65m_2
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Erick I. Hernandez @ErickIHernandez
37 Followers 88 Following PhD candidate @IllinoisMatSE, @MIT '18 Course 3, materials materials materials
Peter Dilworth @PeterDilworth9
28 Followers 116 Following I am your typical mad scientist, love technology robotics, music art, you name it
Janet TempletonHeise @janet_heise
200 Followers 811 Following RN 45 yrs, retired. https://t.co/WiIHrG49OL… https://t.co/VpBGwowLFG
Oscar L. Aragon. PhD... @Hope_sWitness
347 Followers 5K Following It’s our job to raise children who will make the world a little less cruel and heartless. – L.R. Knost
Prof Sue S, sjsbunchb.. @sjsbunchberry
177 Followers 492 Following Mathematician, trade unionist, cat staff, cornus canadensis stan. I spell badly on both sides of the Atlantic. She/her. Opinions my own. Black lives matter.
draco86x @draco86x
51 Followers 97 Following
Emily @thisbelltolls
28 Followers 612 Following
PR @philrubin
46 Followers 405 Following
Darwin Morgan @DarwinJMorgan
87 Followers 154 Following
Liz Flyntz @LizFlyntz
639 Followers 2K Following Archival futurist. Punk preservationist. Design and its discontents.
kjras @kjras59
20 Followers 249 Following
simple complex Lie al.. @sl2c
906 Followers 3K Following mathematically powerful // they/he/she all valid // married to @buttercrispy // my opinions are not that of any company, esp. those named after large numbers
ohmellen @ohmellen
24 Followers 493 Following
Zane @ScholarErrant
556 Followers 5K Following Scientist. Photographer. Birder. Traveller. Reader. Geek. Gearhead. Source of terrible biology puns. BAs (Evo. Bio. & Psych., CWRU), MS (Bio., Rutgers).
Joe @monprin
57 Followers 698 Following
dead flower in a pot @deadflowerpot
124 Followers 974 Following
vibing 🎗️ @_chaotic_stupid
5 Followers 1K Following She/Her | 22 | College student | I just have this account to look at stuff, I don’t really tweet
@johnkidd.bsky.social @johnkiddjr08
134 Followers 578 Following I write software for planning things in space and make bad jokes. Opinions my own, 50% chance bad jokes are also my own. Occasional posts about side projects.
pdxkarin 🟧 @pdxkarin
574 Followers 3K Following liberal. ally. mom of 2. cat mom of 2. recycler. lover of German cars. be kind! empathy rocks! go Blazers! just me being me. @[email protected]
Cerulean Blue @The_Cee_Bee
470 Followers 1K Following Geek of law, and other stuff. Knower of things. Wrangler of giant dogs. I have opinions. I use a lot of swears.
Walter Heupel @noether12
28 Followers 466 Following
rebecca @jeybecques
1K Followers 5K Following self-sufficient & obstreperous. cat lady. librarian. views=mine. 🏳️🌈 (ex-classicist, always-knitter, all-purpose dweeb. she/her.) @jeybecques on 🐘&💙
Lüke @ericklukeson
52 Followers 450 Following
Ted Lieu @tedlieu
1.6M Followers 11K Following Husband of Betty, the love of my life. Father of two great kids. USAF veteran. Member of Congress. In that order. Also, empathy is good.
John Fetterman @JohnFetterman
934K Followers 5K Following Dad, husband to @GiseleFetterman, and Senator for the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. 🇺🇸
Hakeem Jeffries @RepJeffries
983K Followers 1K Following Brooklyn Congressman. Leader @HouseDemocrats. Work hard. Stay focused. Deliver results #ForThePeople.
Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance
1.1M Followers 2K Following @UALawSchool |@MSNBC & @NBCNews |Podcasts #SistersInLaw & Cafe Insider|Obama US Atty |25 year fed'l prosecutor |Wife & Mom of 4 |Knits a lot |Now on Substack
Kevin M. Kruse @KevinMKruse
466K Followers 3K Following No longer posting here -- try the same handle on Substack, Bluesky and Threads. CAMPAIGN TRAILS newsletter: https://t.co/B5Q3HztuHd
Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast
1.1M Followers 7K Following subscribe to fast politics https://t.co/8oCGnjfIKm follow me on instagram https://t.co/bZreuBOHrV @vanityfair special correspondent & MSNBC
Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts
596K Followers 19K Following Founder of @MomsDemand, Co-founder @Everytown / Board @emergeamerica / Substack https://t.co/yuv4tlDRne
Rachel Vindman 🌻 @natsechobbyist
448K Followers 3K Following Co-host @theswppod Opinions are my own and not necessarily the views of my husband...but obviously if our views are different, mine are correct.
Alexander S. Vindman .. @AVindman
953K Followers 2K Following Dad. Spouse to @natsechobbyist. Vet. NYT Best-selling Author. Ex NSC/WH Staff. Senior Advisor @votevets. Dr. & Senior Fellow, SAIS, JHU. 🧵 @alexander_s_vindman
Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer
3.5M Followers 23K Following Official Account of Senator Chuck Schumer, New York’s Senator and the Senate Majority Leader.
Mrs. Detective Pikaje.. @clapifyoulikeme
17K Followers 502 Following Lesbian consultant. Cats (2019) fancier. Banned in Britain. A good argument, just miles outside the scope. She/her. Same @ everywhere.
Jill Wine-Banks (now .. @JillWineBanks
613K Followers 631 Following MSNBC legal analyst. Author #TheWatergateGirl. Host #SistersInLaw & iGenPolitics podcasts. #JillsPins. Watergate & fed prosecutor. GC Army. COO ABA. Corp Exec.
southpaw @nycsouthpaw
257K Followers 7K Following Writer, lawyer, Dodger fan, idealist, hater. nycsouthpaw18 at gmail. RTs = endorsement or scorn. Insta / bluesky / threads same handle.
Caroline Orr Bueno, P.. @RVAwonk
430K Followers 3K Following ~@[email protected]~ Behavioral Scientist. Postdoc @ UMD. “Epistemic Superpredator.” Studying disinformation, cognitive security, crises. Opinions are mine.
feminist next door @emrazz
211K Followers 2K Following They call you a feminist killjoy because misogyny is fun for them.
Michael Hobbes @RottenInDenmark
216K Followers 5K Following Currently @MaintenancePod and @IfBooksPod. Formerly @YoureWrongAbout, @HuffPost, @Highline. Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.
emptywheel edit name .. @emptywheel
337K Followers 6K Following Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security*** Legendary potty mouth*** Also at @[email protected] & @emptywheel.bsky.social 🗽🇪🇺
Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones
674K Followers 3K Following Reporter @nytmag//Creator #1619Project//EP #1619Hulu//Co-founder @IBWellsSociety //Founder @c4jdhowardu //Knight Chair @howardu//
molly conger @socialistdogmom
145K Followers 1K Following i’m just the note taker. she/her. the cop reading this is wasting tax dollars
taryn @peepsaregood
843 Followers 319 Following pretending to read the silmarillion https://t.co/oHA2qhCd7g she/her
Lee Mordechai @LeeMordechai
14K Followers 95 Following Assistant Prof. at @HebrewU. Work on Byzantine history, environmental history, the Justinianic Plague and the 536 event. Opinions are my own.
jon drake @DrakeGatsby
112K Followers 2K Following they must have amnesia, they forgot that im him. 1/2 of @blastzonepod. senior brand strategist for @trymetafy
Mike Black @MikeBlack114
9K Followers 639 Following Former USAF aircraft/munitions maintenance officer, current basically doing the same thing but not wearing camo pajamas to work Views are mine, not AF/DoD/etc
Ryan Hisner @LongDesertTrain
22K Followers 838 Following Teacher "Be ruthless with systems and be kind to people." Michael Brooks, 1983-2020
Marc Johnson @SolidEvidence
31K Followers 131 Following Molecular virologist, Professor, sewage sage and wastewater wizard.
𝙂𝙐𝙈𝘽𝙔 @gumby4christ
27K Followers 3K Following Who can stab a rumor in your back? So when you bleed it's documented fact
Choire @Choire
51K Followers 2K Following I'm a reporter for @nymag and you can reach me at Choire dot Sicha at voxmedia dot com. ಠ_ಠ
Internet Archive @internetarchive
321K Followers 1K Following Internet Archive is a non-profit digital library offering millions of free books, movies & audio files, plus billions of saved web pages in the @waybackmachine.
ralph nader ginsburg @seaweedanxiety
2K Followers 5K Following law student | michigander-in-exile | CEO of naps | blåhaj fan club president 🦈 | organized labor enthusiast | omnicause disliker | she/her
Mark Pitcavage @egavactip
58K Followers 5K Following Senior Research Fellow, ADL Center on Extremism. Historian, long-time expert on right-wing extremism. Long-lost scion of Sidney Greenstreet. My own views only.
a spooky little meatb.. @madsgobbo
3K Followers 4K Following real person with a cool vibe / Mr. Manager at @northfigbooks / send me eggs🥚 ::: she/they :::
CJ Sheu 許景順 (fr.. @cj_sheu
945 Followers 457 Following only 🇹🇼 film critic on @rottentomatoes (for @thenewslensintl @criticsatlarge) Asst Prof English Ming Chuan U https://t.co/laCNhWhRYt tweets mine (he/him/his)
David Roth @david_j_roth
137K Followers 5K Following https://t.co/z4uMny3wRQ. Also https://t.co/R9hld5jysP. Header art by Vicki Nerino.
Danielle Beckman @DaniBeckman
24K Followers 6K Following Neuroscientist 🇧🇷 at the @CNPRCresearch working with primates. I like taking pictures of weird things happening in the brain 🧠🔬. #NeuroCovid is real.
asstrocyte 🍉 @funk___engine
1K Followers 1K Following 🌹🐁 PhD student, solidarity forever 🇵🇸🏳️🌈 gradually adding my mutuals on the other site: https://t.co/8v1kNBQ2Ba
horse dentist @equine__dentist
30K Followers 856 Following horse god formerly known as balthazar the exalted
Point Defiance Zoo & .. @PtDefianceZoo
15K Followers 238 Following Experience the Pacific Northwest's only combined zoo and aquarium.
Merovingians (A Cance.. @MMiraculorum
2K Followers 160 Following Ross was a dummy and got suspended. Medieval archaeologist. DSA for my sins. previously @merovingians
Ethan C7 @ECaliberSeven
11K Followers 73 Following 23 | Elections Nerd | Moderate Democrat | Part Time Optimist | Full Time Skeptic
Assigned Media (Evan .. @assignedmedia
10K Followers 491 Following Assigned is a news site covering anti-trans propaganda daily, from Evan Urquhart. [email protected] Masto @[email protected] [email protected]
🇵🇸 timothy 🍉.. @crulge
51K Followers 4K Following Go down any road far enough and you'll come to a slaughterhouse, but keep going and you'll reach the sea. healthcare newsletter: https://t.co/2DvHaC24rj
dylan saba @shaabiranks
11K Followers 545 Following ‘a net whose fibres pass imperceptibly beneath the world’ // lawyer, writer, third worldist
Jared Holt @jaredlholt
126K Followers 2K Following senior researcher of US hate and extremist movements at @ISDglobal // occasional freelance reporter and op-ed writer
Ryan Grim @ryangrim
336K Followers 11K Following Author of "The Squad" and "We've Got People." DC bureau chief at The Intercept. Co-host of Counter Points. DM for Signal. Views are my own, not yours.
Republic of Kiribati @KiribatiGov
47K Followers 682 Following Diplomatic dispatches from the Government-in-Exile. 𝓢𝓲𝓬 𝓖𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓶𝓾𝓼 𝓐𝓵𝓵𝓸𝓼 𝓢𝓾𝓫𝓳𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓼 𝓝𝓾𝓷𝓬
Aidan Hughes @bruteprop
1K Followers 448 Following Artist, illustrator and co-author of the funniest book ever wrote. https://t.co/SEWmwIw45Z
Martin Shaw @martinshawx
3K Followers 2K Following Author ‘What is Genocide?' https://t.co/41N0Jw8FvT. Analysing genocidal wars in Gaza and Ukraine, writing history of CND. @IBEI @SussexGlobal.
Old English Wordhord @OEWordhord
30K Followers 449 Following Old English Word of the Day, by @hanavideen, author of THE WORDHORD (2021) & THE DEORHORD (2023). App: @OEWordhordApp.
beer person @CantEverDie
132K Followers 2K Following JUNE - L’CHAIM - TRANS DISINFO INFLUENCER - podcasting on @WesternKabuki & @CrateDiving - streaming games on https://t.co/kXjet8u2M2
astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope
592K Followers 0 Following hourly horoscopes . created only to entertain, this bot has no malicious intent.
Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy
205K Followers 1K Following ancient reptile. stern but fair. | Omar on Platonic | Apple TV+
James Medlock @jdcmedlock
102K Followers 2K Following Tax enthusiast. Hyperinflation doubter. Soc dem in the streets, market socialist in the sheets. 🧦🏗️
Jason Herbert, Ph.D. @HerbertHistory
26K Followers 4K Following History Dragon. Creator of Historians At The Movies & Historians At The Movies Podcast #HATM. Subscribe: https://t.co/G2umMIQ0J9
Ed Zitron @edzitron
78K Followers 5K Following Newsletter https://t.co/D5qDgUKaNR - Better Offline Podcast - https://t.co/pUoGsuaQTw - Columnist Business Insider - CEO at https://t.co/5idt8AyPqr - Award-Winning Tech PR
Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer
24K Followers 935 Following working on myself (figuring out all the ways I’m better than everyone who has wronged me.) she/her, follows/RTs =/= agreement. please publish my book.
miss gender @girldrawsghosts
28K Followers 2K Following artist. movie nerd. shitposter. bones the cat fan zone. yes i know i have a nose ring. https://t.co/TOuz4QnVaq
Daily Manul @DailyManul
40K Followers 0 Following Posting curated Manul pictures daily. A fresh Manul will be gently dropped into your timeline at 14:00 EST (19:00 CET). Material not my own. Not for profit.
treats hog @tusionni
415 Followers 925 Following gay/them conoisseur of little treats, arch-reformi envoy of the zeitgeist ✡️
Damien Robitaille @damienrobi
159K Followers 2K Following Spreading joy through music 😁🎶🎹 Business inquiries : [email protected] Tips 👉 https://t.co/X6Oa4mQK1x
Julie Bush @julie_bush
8K Followers 2K Following showrunner / screenwriter of film & TV. i write thrillers about technology, intelligence & justice. [email protected] tips? signal: +1-323-364-3085
HAH the RH VC Margrav.. @DecolonizeKant
6K Followers 1K Following He/Him/朕 Πορφυρογέννη secular catholic left wing AuDHD The seventh Estate of the realm, the fifth Rome Maccabeee 8:1-16 @Real7thEstate for mutuals
𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 .. @EmmaTolkin
26K Followers 5K Following 𝔪𝔢𝔡𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔱, 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕣™ 𝓈𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓅𝓎༄ ᴊᴇᴡ ✡︎ 𝖘𝖍𝖊/𝖍𝖊𝖗 🕺🏻 ✨ https://t.co/O748mPTFk9
Meghann Cuniff @meghanncuniff
119K Followers 997 Following “arguably the most influential legal journalist working today” - Washington Post | Subscribe to my mailing list ⬇️ TikTok: meghannmcuniffSomeone had fun with this facts section
AUSA Kim says Rundo has been arrested three times in this case, and each time he's been in the process of trying to flee. Here's the DOJ's written opposition to Rundo getting bail. documentcloud.org/documents/2454…
that's right
@allahliker “With backing from two unnamed SV venture capital firms, Twitter user ‘The Hell Dude’ has reacquired the name and associated IP rights to former podcast ‘Mic Dicta.’ It will relaunch as a product-recommendation site with revenue from Amazon affiliate links and kickbacks/bribes.”
Btw... today is my birthday!! On the Hebrew calendar
They did this in Srebrenica in order to facilitate the killing of thousands of not only “military aged” men, but also older men and young boys. It was an act of genocide.
Exclusive: Israel planning ring of checkpoints to prevent “military age” men from fleeing Rafah, a senior Western official says middleeasteye.net/news/exclusive…
Changpeng Zhao (former Binance CEO) sentencing underway
Judge Richard Jones said he does not agree with the DOJ's request for an enhancement to the sentencing guidelines that would push the sentence from 18 months to 3 years: “There’s no evidence that the defendant was ever informed” of illegal activity.
Can you imagine if instead of “AO3” we referred to it by the actual acronym? FRIEND: Watcha up to? YOU: Reading about Spock and Castiel getting stranded together on a pheromone planet. FRIEND: Uh… Where’d you find it? YOU: 𝘼𝙊𝙊𝙊! FRIEND: I didn’t ask how it makes you feel!
Eve Fartlow did ***a lot*** of cocaine last night
Me, reading a @dieworkwear thread while wiping cheetoh dust off on my t-shirt and pajamas with holes in it: "Fuck him up, Derek."
I truly think Collateral is my favourite Mann film because to me, nothing captures how scary it is to be alive and try to parse meaning from your life like this does
why do I do this (nap from 6-8 pm then stay up till 4 am)
Even better rule of thumb: don't rip off @dieworkwear's words and present them as your own.
A really basic but important rule in life: if your partner makes the effort to dress up for an event, you should too. This is so annoying to look at.
apparently i made this 8 years ago, do with it what you will
@carpethefish i was so busy making fun of the barista thing i didn't even notice. makes you wonder what other small beautiful proofs of gods love we ignore every day 👼
America no 1 fan thinks a barrister is a barista
@TByrne75 @AlwaysLegitWhit Leftist coffee maker from the Brit penial colony
Never Mind the Milkshake, Here's the Ducks
I just had a baby squirrel in my apartment. I caught him in a cat carrier. I'm sure I will have more to say once I mentally recover from this experience. For now, here's Sparky.
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