smags @_smags

So we're all supposed to "prepare for blizzard conditions" just because the scientific establishment and the media say so? And anyone who says it will be sunny and 70 is canceled? All's I'm saying is, lots of $ changing hands in snow shovel industry. Do your own meteorology.

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sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy

5 years ago

I’m the dad friend which is like the mom friend but instead of taking care of people I don’t answer texts and I know a thousand extremely specific facts that are in no way useful ever

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smags @_smags

5 years ago

I laugh every time I see “Pelicans won”

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smags @_smags

5 years ago

One thing that’s hard about living at home is that parents don’t understand shower beers

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smags @_smags

5 years ago

No one loves self promo more than kuz

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carolyn riley @crileyariver94

5 years ago

imagine raising your kids to believe a man in the sky watches you every day in all private moments and in your thoughts tracking your sins but then being like “how dare you make my kids not feel like perfect angels”

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Cardi B @iamcardib

5 years ago

How Joe found my new house adress ?😳😳

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Rihanna @rihanna

5 years ago

if you woke up late…this for you

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Chrissy Shackelford @ChrissySh

5 years ago

People ask whats the best career advice I've heard and honestly, it's the episode of Friends where Monica puts Phoebe in charge of cups and ice, Phoebe confidently says, "Ok, I will be in charge of cups and ice!" Then she does the coolest things she can with cups and ice.