alas karmic cull @_zoops
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DALLE-2 has a secret language. "Apoploe vesrreaitais" means birds. "Contarra ccetnxniams luryca tanniounons" means bugs or pests. The prompt: "Apoploe vesrreaitais eating Contarra ccetnxniams luryca tanniounons" gives images of birds eating bugs. A thread (1/n)🧵
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Why don't we look at water as avidly as we look at space for alien life? Water is at the center of everything coming into being, the further away you get from it, the closer you are to death
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A Twitter user identified the strange markings on the Cephalopod statue in Dallas as numeric symbols used by Cistercian monks. So I called the number and this is what happened.
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If you don’t know, you better ask somebody. His name was Michael K. Williams. He shared with me his secret fears then stepped out into his acting with true courage, acting in the face of fear, not in the absence of it. It took me years to learn what Michael had in abundance.
Texas men hope y’all enjoyed having sex while it lasted ✌🏼
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Going on hour 26 of no power in Plano. @oncor @ERCOT_ISO WE NEED UPDATES. 26 hours is not a “controlled” outage.
Hey @oncor @ERCOT_ISO how many Texas customers have been without power for more than 24 hours? We are getting hundreds of reports of dire situations. Are those part of the controlled outages? When can people expect to have their power restored if they've been out for that long?
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This is like the French Revolution except they’re storming the bastille to demand the king stay and keep starving them
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This is gonna be so good on SNL
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Really feeling for Don Jr right now who never got a “We love you, you’re very special.”
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If it’s not necessary for police to use teargas against the fascists storming the Capitol right now, it’s not necessary in any circumstance.
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been telling girls my cousin overdosed on binaural beats and is in a coma right now
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For Sale: Baby Trebuchet, Never Used
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I'm trying to figure out WHAT THE FUCK y'all thought "Asymptomatic", meant???
Study: COVID temperature checks not very effective abc13.co/2IyoAIF
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Having a difficult time putting into words the feeling I had when I left the hospital after doing chest compressions on a coding young person who lost their fight with COVID, to see a normal packed Friday night at bars and restaurants...
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Doctors were in TRASH BAGS and police were outfitted for WW3 and I will absolutely never forget that
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i’m just glad the demonization of Cheetos, an upstanding, reliable snack food, is over for good
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A party that doesn't win the White House in a landslide after the incumbent killed 230,000 people should engage in some self-reflection, I think
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This video was taken yesterday on I-35 outside of Austin. “Law and order,” indeed. x.com/ericcervini/st…
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