Abbey @abbeyXnormal

Trust in our lord and savior, Amy Fritsche.👑👱‍♀️ Joined October 2011

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Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins

2 years ago

We're not going back (whether he likes it or not).

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Henry VIII @SussexHenryVIII

2 years ago

The woman who died in Texas came from an anti-choice family and was supposedly pro-abortion ban herself. After her avoidable death, her mother is quoted as asking “why didn’t they help the miscarriage along?” They never think the leopards are going to eat their face.

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Renee @PettyLupone

2 years ago

“Kamala Harris will protect your right to disagree with her” is one of the most powerful statements made yet in support of this ticket. Thank you, Harrison Ford. 🗳️💙

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bug girl @buggirl

2 years ago

“housewife” this “1950s” that….. my bitch in christ they were giving those ladies drugs and lobotomies because they were so depressed and unhappy with their lives i am going to beat the shit out of you

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Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD

2 years ago

Women have been collectively convinced that pregnancy is a health-neutral event and I am here to tell you that this is a tactic used to suppress freedom of informed choice.

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b @bbroccolibaby

3 years ago

dating a man who can be one of the girlies is so essential

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Abbey @abbeyXnormal

3 years ago

The biggest hurdle for my brain this year is that yes, as a human born in 1994, I am 30 years old. But also 30 years ago was the 70s. They are both true.

John Paul @IAm_JohnPaulAF

3 years ago

Someone said "30 years ago", and my mind went to the 1970s, but they meant 1994, and now I need to lie down.

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Dr. Mia Brett @QueenMab87

3 years ago

My mom told me her starting salary at a community college in 1985. It’s 150k in today’s money. There is no making your lunch at home that can make up for this. I make less than half that

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight

3 years ago

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annie-mai @anniemaisocial

3 years ago

people at work this week

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Abbey @abbeyXnormal

3 years ago

One time, early on, candler had to cancel plans - not even dinner, just hanging out - and he door dashed cinnabon delights to me to make up for it. ❣️

kadeja explains it all @_kligg

3 years ago

Canceled a date because I have a million and one projects to wrap up. This man says “can I have dinner delivered to you?” have I made it to the promise land?

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Abbey @abbeyXnormal

3 years ago

My phone is at 43% at 2pm on a Tuesday if that tells you anything about how this work day is going. 🫠

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Abbey @abbeyXnormal

3 years ago

Wish I could show this to every person who is so shocked when they hear SMF is really a year-round operation and not solely our springtime festival.

Jameson Roper @jamesonroper

3 years ago

After the TBC tour announce yesterday I got more messages like this than ever before. I'll pull back the curtain a bit and explain how tours come together. This might be interesting to you or a complete waste of my energy but here goes...

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Abbey @abbeyXnormal

3 years ago

Here to say the thing from the Internet where you pair your preferred masala (eg chicken tikka, or paneer butter masala if you're like me) with a cheese pizza w/ alfredo sauce is 100% worth it.