Aditya Kulkarni @aditya_ask

Software Engineer @Facebook. Ex-Microsoft (CosmosDB) Seattle, USA Joined May 2010

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Stanford University @Stanford

5 years ago

The #NobelPrize committee couldn't reach Paul Milgrom to share the news that he won, so his fellow winner and neighbor Robert Wilson knocked on his door in the middle of the night.

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Asif 🇵🇸 @Asif9707

5 years ago

Lindelof and Maguire are just an expensive version of Jones and Smalling.

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Aditya Kulkarni @aditya_ask

5 years ago

At this point, if you are a celebrity, you would feel bad if you are not part of the Twitter hacked list! 🍿🍿

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Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry

5 years ago

But took months to figure out testing centers for Covid-19

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GOAL @goal

6 years ago

No words needed 😥 #UCL #AJATOT

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Aditya Kulkarni @aditya_ask

6 years ago

What a champions league! Football - bloody hell! Now, go and win it Tottenham!!

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mariah flores @Mrhflrs

7 years ago

Parking in Koreatown, Los Angeles. A thread:

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Offer Ole and his coaches the jobs full time. He's had 17 games, won 14, drawn two and lost one. MUFC have won every away games under him. He's earned it. And send his wife some flowers for looking after their 3 kids while he works away in sunnier climes. Ole's at the wheel!

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Mike Phelan @Mike_Phelan_1

7 years ago

Relax son... we’ve played in bigger games than this lad. Breathe and just put it in the net. All part of the job😉⚽️👍🏻

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Jeff Bezos @JeffBezos

7 years ago

I’ve written a post about developments with the National Enquirer and its parent company, AMI. You can find it here: medium.com/@jeffreypbezos…

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Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood

7 years ago

Love putting my Peloton bike in the most striking area of my ultra-modern $3 million house

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Shane Parrish @ShaneAParrish

7 years ago

If you wait until you’re ready, you’ll be waiting the rest of your life.

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Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats

7 years ago

Poor Hardik Pandya and KL Rahul. Had trouble with Curran in England, and now, Karan in India.

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Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats

7 years ago

Series victory in Australia - Great fun. Watching Australia totally give up and wait for India to declare - Even more fun.

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Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein

7 years ago

If Obama, the Black President, had 5 children w/ 3 wives, cheated on all 3 wives, one with a porn star after his wife just gave birth, white Evangelicals would have passed out from the scandal of it all Trump does it & they help him nominate an alleged sex predator to the SC

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Matt Klein @mattklein123

7 years ago

Obviously, ymmv, but given the options available right now focusing on ☁️ native scalability (@dynamodb, Spanner, @cosmosdb, @FoundationDB, @vitessio, @CockroachDB, etc.), I can't understand why anyone would choose Mongo for a new project.

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Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu

7 years ago

We have an outbreak of E. Coli O157:H7 which makes you vomit blood, have bloody diarrhea, and even pee blood as you lose your kidneys. It’s all because Trump overturned Obama-era rules to test our farm water. Farmers save $12 million so that we pay $108 million in medical costs.