Alan Davies @alandavies1
Just Ignore Him London, England Joined January 2009-
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Frankie Lymon singing "Little Bitty Pretty One" where many people discovered he was black. This was their reaction
Caroline Lucas, "Water companies had no debt when privatised. They have since borrowed £52 billion and paid £72 billion in dividends. Meanwhile we have a sewage scandal. Privatisation of water was a serious mistake and it needs to be permanently rectified."
An all-new adventure #OUTSIDERS3 will be coming to @davechannel! 🏕🔦🏞️Did someone say an outdoor survival challenge? You’ll be able to catch all in this series with challenges, skills, and more. With @alandavies1 and @thatlaurasmyth; get your tents ready 🎥🏕️
I saw a short film Graeme Souness made with a young victim of EB, at a fundraising event, and it was one of the most moving things I’ve ever seen. Heartbreaking. He wants to raise £1,100,000 for @CharityDEBRA. Please donate if you can via @giveasyoulive donate.giveasyoulive.com/fundraising/de…
Great bill to be part of for a week of shows in Montreal @justforlaughs Can’t wait.
Going to Montreal, can’t wait, first time since 1995…
Going to Montreal, can’t wait, first time since 1995…
The chef here has just told me that he loved our sitcom Whites, that it was true to life and he’d met chefs like those in the show so often, which is both a tribute to the fantastic writing but also alarming…
We’d all do it in a heartbeat!
We’d all do it in a heartbeat!
🤩 What a line up! 🤩 @chrismccausland is joined by @alandavies1, @jessicafostekew, @paulchowdhry and @suziruffell!
The stories from the round table continue tonight with @TheOlaLabib, @jackrooke, @DarrenHarriott and Jo Brand. Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled, tonight at 10pm and streaming on @UKTVPlay.
@davechannel @UKTVPlay @TheOlaLabib @jackrooke @DarrenHarriott @alandavies1 This is absolutely one of my favourite TV shows. It's like the best evening out at the pub without leaving the living room, sat round a table with them, just laughing. As someone who's mobility is far from what it once was, thanks! 👍😄
It’s been there 7 years and notifications of viewers are rare but do listen to this person, their taste in tortured middle aged man comedy is exceptional in my view.
It’s been there 7 years and notifications of viewers are rare but do listen to this person, their taste in tortured middle aged man comedy is exceptional in my view.
Some amazing guests (and also me) turning up to support the brilliant Rich Hall at this charity gig for @MaggiesCentres on Friday dice.fm/event/w5egp-ri…
In case you missed it, this high-larious episode is on UKTV Play and there are podcast eps on audible.
In case you missed it, this high-larious episode is on UKTV Play and there are podcast eps on audible.
He’s vair strong. I recommend the UKTV Play app for all eps.
He’s vair strong. I recommend the UKTV Play app for all eps.
Episode 2 of 'You Heard It Here First' hosted by @chrismccausland is now on BBC Sounds. This week @alandavies1 and @jessicafostekew take on @suziruffell and @paulchowdhry, deciphering audio clues for points and pride! @bbcstudios
Very sad to hear that Paul O’Grady has gone. Shocked by the news. Such a nice man, and so funny. As Lily Savage he was razor sharp but he was so warm. There’ll be a lot of tears around the world of comedy and tv today.
Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain
2.6M Followers 699 Following Talks far too quickly, mumbles, and yet, still doing it. Touring New show Nov 2021, into 2022/23! Latest science book for kids "Is there Anybody Out There?"
Richard Coles @RevRichardColes
551K Followers 3K Following Former Communard, Chancellor of the University of Northampton, writer, broadcaster, podcaster. Please don’t shout at me.
Quite Interesting @qikipedia
1.3M Followers 995 Following A Quite Interesting Twitter feed from the team behind the BBC TV show QI. https://t.co/1JWvBwO1PN
Sarah Millican @SarahMillican75
2.1M Followers 4K Following ON TOUR NOW. New Special via https://t.co/0BsgzGzZL8 Comedian, Standard Issue pod, Feminist. Tweets ending TEAMSM/TSM are by my team.Agent: Chambers
Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins
1.2M Followers 459 Following Mutton dressed as mutton. NETFLIX SERIES #perfectlylegal streaming worldwide now. PODCAST: https://t.co/wYRb9e5D0e
Victoria Coren Mitche.. @VictoriaCoren
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Jason Manford @JasonManford
459K Followers 3K Following Brand new stand up tour ' A Manford all Seasons' ON SALE NOW Tickets: https://t.co/rzw0lnEppm
Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas
1.2M Followers 13K Following This account is run by Matt's team and contains info about upcoming projects. DMs NOT MONITORED. https://t.co/2mskD30l8A
Danny Baker @prodnose
504K Followers 2K Following Prodnose: The Treehouse Podcast & A Thousand Fresh Delights. Do join us: https://t.co/OLSu1uryzv All New Material, Lady...
Shaparak Khorsandi ش.. @ShappiKhorsandi
233K Followers 3K Following Stand-up comic, author and all round delight. Trustee @sohotheatre mgt: https://t.co/7qWaCKUdOJ Keynote/host [email protected] https://t.co/bSRBkn1lcG
Mark Watson @watsoncomedian
262K Followers 4K Following ‘One of the most genuinely joyous presences in comedy’ - The Times. Tour dates and book details on website. Personal messages https://t.co/4P0kjAp17O
Gyles Brandreth @GylesB1
211K Followers 2K Following Play the anagram game https://t.co/CMZ1uAzOey. Listen to the podcasts https://t.co/OOPoLcU6ph With Susie Dent #SomethingRhymesWithPurple Star memories #Rosebud
Ed Gamble @EdGambleComedy
274K Followers 2K Following Pre-sale sign up for extra dates to my new tour via link 👇 Photo by @MrMattCrockett he/him
Dawn French 💙🔴�.. @Dawn_French
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Taskmaster @taskmaster
280K Followers 160 Following Official account for #Taskmaster. New episodes Thursdays at 9pm on Channel 4. Watch full episodes on All4 and YouTube.
Katherine Ryan @Kathbum
764K Followers 1K Following I make comedy very very well or very very poorly depending on whom you ask. My life is my message - Gandhi via Matthew McConaughey
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4 Followers 274 Following I need a good relationship with a good person like me my fans
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Cristian C @followblissters
150 Followers 1K Following Poor man's philosopher. Jiu-jitsu novice. Tribeless human. I use twitter to amplify the voices I love.
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Gary the Satan @GarytheSatan
4 Followers 18 Following Just an average divine being performing the role of satan.
Mel Haines @MelHaines95591
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Caron (CJ) Lyon @pcmcreative
4K Followers 4K Following Producer, live-streamer and podcaster. @EquityUK member Secretary of @EquityEastMids Branch. @SafetyCurtainHQ trustee #VR #XR #theatre #DYCP10
Wendy - CONS are fasc.. @AtlanticCanuck
3K Followers 2K Following Anti-misogyny, earth/animal lover, atheist, feminist, humanist, LGBT+ ally, equality, social justice. ANTIFA! #BLM #FuckTFG ENOUGH WITH THE BULLSHIT ALREADY!
Holli Friedland/Socia.. @HolliFriedland
1K Followers 3K Following Social media, writing, graphics & more at Social Squids 🦑 Love my greyhound 🐶 snakes 🐍 tortoises 🐢 tarantulas🕷 sports 🏀 🏒 teach blogging ⌨️ & I knit! 🧶
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this that and the oth.. @hgranger
292 Followers 2K Following Artist, survivor. mostly I listen. they/them. elder autistic. Currently waiting for spine surgery and hanging around on here.
Adrian GS @gsgmz_
55 Followers 236 Following • 🎧 • 🏋🏽♂️ • 🏊🏽♂️ • 🛫 • 📸 • Un poco de esto, un poco de aquello. Todos dejamos huella: Inspira, Transforma, Trasciende.
addlow @AJ_Galloway
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RYRY1002 @RYRY1002
37 Followers 263 Following I don't use Twitter anymore. The best plate to get in touch with me is on Discord: ryry1002 or https://t.co/Tg8BUhGqTH
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136 Followers 886 Following My God.Its full of stars. https://t.co/GwnrBRwyy6 https://t.co/4B8iz0Goky
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67 Followers 227 Following microbiologist 🔬vegan 🌿 all views are my own unless a tiny parasite has crawled into my head and is controlling all of my thoughts
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Rachel Rowlands @RachelRow19
205 Followers 252 Following Lecturer in Occupational Therapy at Cardiff University. Occupational Therapist, HCPC registered and RCOT member Former Primary School Teacher PGCE with QTS.
Cravat 🍷クラバ�.. @datcravat
216K Followers 3K Following artist! Thank you for stopping by | she/they | prints ➡️https://t.co/jWjrwXZKeC
@alandavies1 Trending No1 on Netflix. Very nice.
I’m rewatching decade’s old episodes of Jonathan Creek and they were so daft and funny @alandavies1 @JuliaSawalha1 walking with their hair glued together, getting stuck in the portable toilet, Klaus vibrating in the underground coffin. Totally forgotten how good it was x
@alandavies1 it seems you were someone of a Roman hero!
Just looking through some old photos, @alandavies1 look at you and Dotty dog, both looking so young 😍😍
'Official Announcement'. Very pleased to say that from the 20th June a Special Edition of The Bromley Boys will be available on Netflix..finally @martineofficial @Brenock_OConnor @Foreman_Jamie @alandavies1 @realadamdeacon @ewenmacintosh @savannahbak3r @bromleyfc @NonLeaguePaper
Something brilliant has happened. You remember a few years back we turned down an advertising opportunity for our undies brand British-Boxers.com with the Daily Mail…
@alandavies1 so Alan~love your series #AsYetUntitled bc you teach us stuff PLUS make us laugh & laughter is #healing medicine In appreciation🤙🏽I looked up Frankie Lane’s #CharlieTheWonderHorse lyrics for YOU Listen too~if you 👇🏽poke the right button lyrics.com/lyric/5248851/…
BREAKING Fraud report Special mentions to PPE MEDPRO - Michelle Mone under criminal investigation Randox £777m - failures in record keeping, gaps in conflict-of-interest declarations, lack of scrutiny and sign off VIP recommended by ministers - received £6 BILLION of £7.9…
My wife just said, 'I'm really worried about this QI thing. They'll end up killing us all!'. I'm now on the look out for @sanditoksvig and @alandavies1 with guns!
This pic just popped up on my feed. Memories just come flooding back seeing it. Spent so many great times sat in this stand (at both ends). Amazing memories.
@alandavies1 wear my hat youtu.be/-QGcSR8XYRc
@alandavies1 “keep going Tina, we’re pumping it through” (probably not correct, it’s been a while)
@fasc1nate @alandavies1 You look rather fetching in that blue jacket/dress/hat combo.
An update from me.
A dark day for freedom of the press, for everyone who cares about it and for every journalist & news organisation that believes in public interest reporting. A statement:
In other news, I finally submitted my PhD last week, so thought I would share this photograph taken of me the day I started it
9 years since my Dad was looking after my kids and accidentally made my favourite video of all time.
5 years ago the lovely Tessa Jowell left us. Here she is opening my office on Kilburn High Road with @alandavies1 and @Keir_Starmer in 2014. We miss her all the time @FoundationTessa @TessaJ_Academy @iamjessmills
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