Alex Trepka @alextrepka

Chicago actor/writer/improviser: @iochicago | Blond man | Safe bet alextrepka.com Chicago, IL Joined April 2009

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Alex Trepka @alextrepka

9 years ago

I'm raising $1,000 for my 100-mile bike ride around Milwaukee in July. Every dollar of it all goes to support @RecoveryonWater. If you've got $20 to spare, toss it my way and donate here: firstgiving.com/fundraiser/ale…

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Alex Trepka @alextrepka

9 years ago

If you let me use the bathroom in your apartment, I'm gonna look around.

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Alex Trepka @alextrepka

9 years ago

Warning: @DentaBIG Extra Widening toothpaste does NOT make your teeth BRIGHTER or WHITER. It makes them WIDER!

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Alex Trepka @alextrepka

9 years ago

Gave up my teeth for Lent. Excited to get them back soon.

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Alex Trepka @alextrepka

9 years ago

I had my name written on a grain of rice and I ate that grain of rice.

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Alex Trepka @alextrepka

9 years ago

I tried to FaceTime with Gary very, very late one drunken night at a bachelor party a few years ago. My bad, @garyyesgary Please take a look at this beautiful short he made. x.com/garyyesgary/st…

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Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD

9 years ago

This is so fucking funny and I feel like no one's seen it. youtube.com/watch?v=u2Sqah…

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Alex Trepka @alextrepka

9 years ago

Despite being told otherwise throughout high school and college, I'm finding out now that my rival, Duncan Isosceles and his family did not "invent" triangles.

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Alex Trepka @alextrepka

9 years ago

"Throw it back! Throw it back!", yelled the crew as I examined the massive swordfish. "It'll capsize this small boat!", said the captain. I paid no mind. How often do you get to see a LIVE swordfish up THIS close? It ended up slipping out of my arms, so everyone can chill out now

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Alex Trepka @alextrepka

9 years ago

🎵 Bed on the tabernacle Yeah, that's my mass cot I'm a bad friend Call me Judas Iscariot 🎵

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Alex Trepka @alextrepka

9 years ago

Where would I be without my GPS?

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Johrn @JohnEsnrch

9 years ago

Well guess who regrets teaching his wife how to headlock?!?!

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Alex Trepka @alextrepka

9 years ago

I refuse to be outdone by Jackie Chan.

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Alex Trepka @alextrepka

9 years ago

When the Macbook Air came out, an executive of HP cut his birthday cake with it, because it was so thin. I wonder if someone took that laptop, cleaned it off, and used it as their personal computer or if they rinsed it off and put it in a utensil drawer.